/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NOW LET ME EAT THIS SLICE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>BUILD THAT WALL pt5 10/25/17
youtu.be/3UpH37ztVng
>Pres Trump on Dobbs 10/25/17
youtu.be/snjxElUrrE8
>Pres Trump gets briefed @Dallas TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/IFf7DvTJH2g
>Pres Trump statement before leaving for Dallas 10/25/17
youtu.be/NN91EFZ59Lk
>Pres Trump arrival in Dallas TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/Zmk91SKst3Q
>miniAF1 departure 10/25/17
youtu.be/eSpXxTQEoWY
>miniAF1 arrival at TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/nZghfI1hRwU
>Capt Rose inducted into Hall of Heroes 10/25/17
youtu.be/-kUjr3iIOc4
>VP Pence @IDC Dinner in DC 10/25/17
youtu.be/2ad_65F3gTw
>Ivanka/Lil Marco on Child Tax Credit 10/25/17
youtu.be/aAeCYZgoFW4
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speaks to press from the phillipines 10/25/17
youtu.be/eVAd-K4bPXA
>SoS T-Rex presser in poo-in-da-loo land 10/25/17
youtu.be/yQ6GS7iUI70
>StateDep DepSec Murphy on Burma 10/25/17
youtu.be/x2NiM2ZBz-0
>AG Sessions @ DOJ Awards 10/25/17
youtu.be/1wwqOQQ_4NA
>HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson @Hill's Newsmakers 10/25/17
youtu.be/NoNHdsuzcR0
>StateDep Foreign press brief 10/25/17
youtu.be/R4iKpNaxNXY
>WH Video: Commeration of 34th anniversary of beirut attack 10/25/17
youtu.be/4TpZg-cVgw4
>WH Video: VP Pence - fix the tax code 10/25/17
youtu.be/A2BRLs6su6I
>USDA Video: safe sapces for butterflies 10/25/17
youtu.be/YOm3lvFfDk8

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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Has Ebola-chan returned to save us from the roody-poos? Can Trump add another country to the banned list?

Fuck drumpf.

...

Never forget

Be sure to announce desu, thank you for baking.

Do you like Donald Trump?

Little woos needs lots of rest
Go to sleep to be your best

>PLAGUE STARTING IN MADAGASCAR
WE'RE DOOMED

Trump a cute

How do we appropriate video games?

first for antifa

is she going down for real this time, /ptg/?

>Trump issues travel ban
>9th circus tries to block again
#NotAllPlague

>starting in Madagascar
lucky bastard

It hit Madagascar this time!

Trump is drumpf

Fuck off. Your President is an embarrasment to the office that he holds, to your nation and to all of humanity

lmao
Jos is Joe Christmas will be a surefire hit of the season
captcha:
sack matelas (kill them (female pronoun))

Sleep is gay though

Trump's eyes are slightly bigger these days. He's not squinting as much.

>eating the crust first

Is this a secret way for the enemies of pizzagate to signal each other?

>tfw in this timeline there will never be a safe, white country on the African continent to visit and enjoy the scenery and beauty

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

need a quick rundown on this

Just in time for the Holidays, comes a Joe is Joe Christmas
Featuring your favorite timeless holiday classics, like:
Lori the Red-Skulled Intern
>Lori the Red-Skulled Intern, thought she had a new boyfriend,
>But all he really gave her was a nasty, bloody, brutal end
Little Bludgeoner Boy
>You can’t tell my wife, ba-rum-bum-bum-bum
>I’ll have to end your life, ba-rum-bum-bum-bum
Oh, Office Rug
>Oh, Office Rug, oh, Office Rug,
>How will I get that blood out?
Single Belles
>Single Belles, Single Belles, love an alpha male
>I fuck ‘n’ chuck them, kill ‘em dead, but I don’t go to jail
The Coroner Is Coming to Town
>He’s takin your call, he’s coming real late
>He’s gonna get rid of that body you hate
>The Coroner Is Coming to Town!
I Gave Three Hits
>I gave three hits to Lori’s head, to Lori’s head, to Lori’s head
>I gave three hits to Lori’s head, to Lori’s head in my office
And many, many more….

Go dingaridoo your asshole.

Lads we need to encourage democrats online to defend Hillary till the end, so that their credibility is maximally shot and the shock possibly shakes them lose from cognitive dissonance

sorry Mike Pence would kill me if i asked you suck my cock

I will suck your cock if you ask me to.

Reddit is fucking LIVID over the Uranium One scandal.

What does peak degeneracy look like?

>attempting to enforce "le super cereal" trump general
>claiming that other people are reddit

Seriously faggot?

Where the fuck is NTNN?

Take over star citizen when its out in 2020

This

Sleep tight tiny Awoo

If Sessions appoints a special prosecutor to investigate the Uranium One deal Hillary will literally go to prison for the rest of her life. It would be the biggest political corruption scandal in American history. There would be so many different charges ranging from corruption to bribery to racketeering and so on.

It will also trigger the liberal meltdown to end all meltdowns.

#ThisIsMyFightSong

Post salt please

Well their entire world view is being shattered yet again.

>play pandemic
>disease starts in madagascar
the only winning move is not to play

Taylor Swift endorsement when?

Vegas shooters brother was arrested on Child Porn charges today, the same day we find out the shooters hard drive is missing from his laptop:

That’s awesome. I guess we may get a happening after all.

British BBC orgy resorts are infected?

Very

You can't just say that shit without screen caps.

>starts in madagascar
>rushses airborne to get it into Africa immediately
WILL IT GET INTO GREENLAND THOUGH

>Le super cereal
You sound like reddit
Thread policing is kind of gay but you are clearly leddit

>it's an awoobaker needs a text message every 15 mins to confirm you're baking episode

>"It's like you're back in junior high. ... We've got a job to do, damn it, and so all of this nonsense, I got nothing to say on it. Everyone shut up and do your job, is my view,"
BASED Zodiac

Acid attacks hit New York, anti-white attacks.

Mike Pence would fix you, not kill you

I see cheese pizza...

youtube.com/watch?v=ODHKcjQ8sXw&t=37s

Not endorsing Hillary is good enough

Has he released any artwork recently?

Too much going on today.

lel of course the kid playing the gay character is Jewish in real life

Electing orange Hitler

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We wish

>all of these fucking obvious redditors whining about awoos

GO BACK

I’ll endorse her with all 4 inches of my hog.

same as its always looked

I like em clingy

It goes faster to 300 when I don't, I've noticed.

>it's an awoobaker
Be nice silly

Something like "Guys, we need to support Hillary! She needs us now more than ever! Don't let her down now!" Something along these lines

Pull the trigger on every nigger.

jesus, that looks absolutely awful
the pizza too

Post a link

It's why I don't think it will happen, or at least she will never face prison time.
All of Sup Forums knows on this issue alone, she is guilty as sin. But half the country will go full partisan REEEEE POLICE STATE even though she is politically worse than powerless, she's an active liability. That's why she won't go to jail, you'll have everyone on television with the exception of Fox going SHE A GUD GIRL DINDU NUFFIN RUSSIA NEEDS MORE URANIUM FOR DEM NUKES

Is she autistic?

Something big is coming. I can feel it.

And you're clearly underage

pic related

Yes.

"I could control the world." -DJT, this video
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Is this the poop joke?

TWO SLICES?

Risks a split when one doesn't post for a bit but I can't force anyone to do anything. 295 announcement is even fine and it will certainly go over then.

don't make me call the bad man

Post salt

I'm hoping but not getting too excited. Pieces are moving. I just hope our informant isn't murdered or is literally nothing.

I smell a leaf.

This administration is an even more hilarious disaster than any of us could have predicted.

No. Very serious.

>communists stole the dreams of an entire generation

its time to take it back

I want this to happen so badly.

>how many levels of woke are you on?
yournewswire.com/las-vegas-paddock-child-trafficking/
Alleged Las Vegas shooter, Stephen Paddock, ran a drug running and child trafficking company – making millions of dollars in the process – according to explosive new evidence that threatens to disrupt the official narrative and prove law enforcement and mainstream media are colluding to misinform the public about the Las Vegas attack.

...

Any happenings?

>niggers throwing acid in the faces of liberal children
>they think this will work out well for them

New York will go red in 2020

???

absolutely

I ain't no Cannuck eh?

Kikes are gotta get rekt tomorrow.

The Clinton’s are going to jail

How's this:

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