The Holohoax

>be a jew
>survive getting gassed six times

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>be a jew
>get diced and thrown into a nazi acid pond

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Jews are pathological liars. Even when caught and exposed, the Jew just keeps on lying. Jews do not experience the phenomena known as "shame". The gene for it has been bred out of their race centuries ago. Their lies are "real in their minds".

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i heard the other day that the nazis would dig up old remains and mill/destroy the bones to hide evidence.

made me think...

>be a jew
>get balls chewed off by nazi dogs, escape in a pile of clothes

How can they keep calling them death camps if there are so many survivors?
Just call them camps.

>be a jew
>see hitler personally burn your father alive at the stake

>be 20,000 jews
>get vaporized by a nazi death star laser

Who can reasonably believe this?

>incinerate bodies completely and in such a way that there is no trace.

Phew, author covered himself there

So from what I can tell, the gas chambers were used to delouse prisoners and the ones that were to sick to handle the pesticide would die leading to stories of the gas chambers killing people because the Not Cs couldn't give two fucks about using a safe amount of the pesticide?

>be a jew
>DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR

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>be a jew
>get raped by specially trained nazi rape dogs

>be a jew
>increase in numbers after the holohoax

>be a jew
>get thrown into a "bears and eagles" cage by hitler

"no one is actually injured"
>muhvegas500goy!

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>be a jew
>avoid getting gassed to death because you're hungry

>Be a Jew baby
>Get used as a soccer ball

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>Be a Jew
>Survive becasue Hitler ran out of gas

> Be jew
>Get turned into jew sausage

>be a jew
>get masturbated to death by hitler

>be a Jew
>get sex changed

>be a jew
>get tickled to death

>be a jew
>get dig dugged

>be a jew
>ride hitler's roller coaster of doom

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oy vey delete this

The horror.....the horror....

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>article
>Jews were oppressed in the Soviet Union
Jesus Christ they just can't stop lying, can they?

>supersecret hateweapon incinerated .06 gorillion and it just so happens that all evidence was hate-atomized into thin air. believe me, goyim.
wew

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A bit of an exaggeration... the 6th gassing was just a guard blasting a nasty schnitzel fart.

Only 5 were zyklon.

Still an incredible story though, admittedly.

>Still an incredible story though, admittedly.

ITS A MIRACLE! WADDAH CAME DOWN INSTEDDA DA GASSS!

>"It was harrible! Dead bodies everywhere! Continuous gassings!"
>Moshe and all of his siblings survived
>His father also survived

>Moshe and all of his siblings survived
>His father also survived

It's almost like the Jews in America had kids or something

Friendly reminder for drumpf rural retards that Holocaust denial is a crime in civilized countries..

Be jew, be so terrified of washing that you create a group hallucination of gas chambers so you can continue to smell like shit and collect gibs.

I'm almost jealous

>jews doubled in size in 3 years back to pre-war levels after half were (((gassed)))

>Be in death camp
>Fed so well you're immune to gas

Also, it's called a shower, you dumb bitch.

>only shower six tines in four years
no wonder they died

he survived because the size of his nose allowed enough normal air in to dilute the cyanide to safe levels

Just as a thought experiment, but imagine you where a Jew in one of these """death camps""" who miraculously survived despite all the alleged nazi gassings. However, your family was split up, and sent on different trains to presumably different camps.
It's July 1945, how would you find your family?

You can't just go home and expect them to be waiting there, you lived in a city and you where kicked out of your previous home and it was bombed to hell by the British. All your relatives are in similar situations too I would assume, or fled europe for who knows where.

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Something tells me this was written by a German Jew...

ELECTROCUTED INTO A PILE OF DUST

Cant you see the individual counts per continent. North Americas Jews didn't go up a lot. And Europe's didn't go down at all.

Dumbfuck

Incalculable horror!!

That's why it's called the Shoah, as in "shoah, I believe ya!"

Loll

These are great

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>Jews are fucking invincible

Lol

>tfw camps are in some parallel universe where cartoons are real life

These sound like what i would come up with in 3rd grade

This kike good at holding his breath

kike best at holding his breath

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What would it take to actually vaporize someone?

How does one be a good Christian while hating the jews with an absolute fury?

>6 million Jews all took a vacation to a super secret hiding spot in the artic tundra and then dug a super secret tunnel to israel, which somehow has a population of 8.5 million in 2017, including arabs

makes perfect sense, stormweenie

>nice flag
Hi JIDF, over 6 million jew kids in 10 years? You don't say?

Easy. Jews are literally satanic and have attempted to corrupt Christianity at every turn. Let your fury flow.

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>be jewish holohox survivor
>claim nazis burned baby jews in bonfire
>turns out throwing newborns in fire was an ancient jewish tradition
only really sick minds can come up with this stuff

holy shit hahahahha this is some true creative writing

maybe. it's more of allies fault for bombing supply lines. no supplies == death (camps)

reminds me of that chemist

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oy vey I myself vas also gained six billion times

but seriously that was probably was just a normal bathroom with a shower

fucking autocorrect *gassed not gains

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I think a lot of the horror stories are just jews trying to cope with being circumcised, at a deep animal psychological level.

The first message they got as babies was: we the people that love you, will cut you in your most sensitive spot.

Studies show that the brain is permanently changed by circumcission. Higher rates of dissassociative disorders and lower empathy for people that were circumcised.

You just post a message on their facebook.


Seriously though, there's a whole host of ways, they just aren't fast. Local newspaper ads, sending letter to internationational family, leaving your contact info or city with a local friend.

It was air gas?

why does every jew have a holocauster survival story? I beginning to think that the nazis literally sucked at killing jews.

Its like they weren't even trying or something

>pond full of acid
That's soap, you actually couldn't be more wrong!

Start by putting down that Scofield Bible - it's a jew forgery twisting the Good Word into zionist lies.

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>jews return from 10,000,000 back up to over 16,000,000, only to somehow lower again and return to over 16,000,000 last year, for the first time since world war 2
Those almonds, my dude

Kek, wasn't this the guy that CoH2 is based off of?

>yfw you realize the holohoax is just jews projecting their wildest fantasies onto themselves, pretending to be victims of their own cruelty