JoJo thread

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DIAVOLO

How to fix Part 3's ending:
>Joseph leaves behind a message with Hermit Purple immediately after getting knifed
>written on the ground under his back
>"neck"
>during the ensuing fight, Jotaro keeps taking shots at DIO's neck
>when Stop sign happens, Polnareff stabs straight through his neck instead of forehead
>Jotaro gouges a huge hole in DIO's neck (instead of the knee exploding)
>After road roller, Jotaro realizes he can't beat DIO just by punching him to death
>right as he hears DIO say "ZA WARUDO", he places his fist near his armpit and begins the action of Star Finger
>as soon as time begins again, the finger shoots out as it was already in motion when time stopped
>calculated thanks to DIO's arrogance, the finger jabs straight through the neck
>DIO, stunned, attempts to time stop, but it had literally just finished
>Jotaro stops time and DIO is forced to watch as Star Platinum swings in a great arc, the finger tearing the head off
>DIO's head is still alive and summons The World
>he yells "ZA WARUDO" yet again
>nothing happens
>Jonathan's body was the only thing that allowed him access to the other Joestar abilities (time stop, hp)
>The World, without Jonathan, is just an ordinary punchghost
>just like how DIO, without Jonathan, is just insecure Dio Brando all over again
>Jotaro says
私は、アパルトヘイトをサポート (you don't deserve my grandfather's body)
>Dio is forced to accept his humanity as Jotaro pummels the head to a pulp

I have Aspergers.

What if arcadeanon got banned by that loser who posted his work on a cringe subreddit

Nigga what did you just say?

Sounds kinda good actually.

It's some small footnote somewhere in JoJoveller that says Araki changed it to Jonathan's stand (unnamed officially, The Passion is just Jorge's name for it which isn't canon) and swept it under the rug.

Best JoJo coming through

SOLIDO NASO

Gappy makes me happy

Who the fuck did that? Link?

If anyone here honestly browses Reddit please leave and go stream on Twitch or something

That was a photoshop

A drawfag needs to attempt to draw porn of the Jotaro on the left, please I beg you.

Joshuu makes ME happy

Josuke says it himself, when he's really angry the things he restores are put back together distorted

He gave that school senior a different nose for insulting his hair, and for essentially everything Angelo did he got mad enough to restore into Angelo's Rock

Rate my tattoo I'm gunna get

Link to the shop though?

>not just a solid purple star
Disgusting.

>The climax of part 3 is Jotaro bullying a severed head with no way of defending himself
Jotaro refusing to finish DIO during stopped time and instead opting to let him make an honorable final stand is important in establishing the difference between them, though. Even if their stands were the same, Jotaro had integrity and DIO didn't.

It better be

it pains me knowing there are people who spam "Kappa" on Reddit in this thread

Why would you not get it purple?
Just tattoo a huge King Crimson on your back and Epitaph on your dick.

alright so you're saying if he's angry things are put back together distorted

where does it say that he can't intentionally distort things?

I hope they don't fuck up the next episode

I'm the user who used to just type 'Narancia' in spoiler tags

This is my redemption-arc

Not that user, if he was implying he can't control the restoration when he's not mad then I don't know.

Fucking Christ man, if you're going to get a Tattoo at least make it not look like shit.

But just some seconds earlier DIO was lying on the floor with his skull broken and Jotaro was gonna set him on fire with gasoline.

Shit, that's not bad.

This'd be pretty great actually.

Part 3 was kind of missing the whole Jonathan connection thing. Dio having Jonathan's body is pretty much forgotten about by the end outside of a few Joseph comments. I understand that Jotaro didn't really know all that much about Jonathan but Part 3 definitely feels a little disconnected.

not bad
would actually make "The World has all the joestar's stnd abilities" a thing instead of retconning it.
>私は、アパルトヘイトをサポート (you don't deserve my grandfather's body)
might wanna change that, it's even more cheesy than "The reason you lost is because you reall pissed me off."

Like 98% of the plotholes in Part 4 can be handwaved or excused through implication. The only one that eludes me is this - How the fuck could Crazy Diamond get rid of Sheer Heart Attack by fixing it?

I understand fixing the hand and following it, but he fixed SHA and it went back into the fucking hand. How is that allowed? SHA is a Stand (or a sub-stand anyway), so by that logic he could use Crazy Diamond on any Stand and send it back to its owner.

You're overreacting a bit.

I mean, DIO's head would still have The World, it isn't exactly defenseless. In this sense, Jotaro takes back everything DIO stole from them and has one final clash to prove the victor, with Star Platinum overwhelming the World simply because Dio's psyche is broken.

Rate the tattoo I'm going to get

Isn't sheer heart attack just killer queens hand? I guess it could be him "restoring" it and having it reattach to his body.

>私は、アパルトヘイトをサポート

I actually bothered to translate this and it reads "I support Apartheid", not "You don't deserve my grandfather's body"

Okay, a JoJo movie franchise.
PB and BT are each one movie. SC is two. Four movies in total. Each movie uses the opening songs from the anime in the trailers.
SC uses songs from the OVA, Heritage and the anime as it's soundtrack. Would it work?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH JOTARO-SAN
JOTARO-SAN WATCH OUT
OH NO JOTARO-SAN THE BOMB, IT'S GOING TO EXPLOOOOOODE
AAAAAAAAHHH HELP ME ECHOES AAAAAAHHAHAHHHHHH WATCH OUT JOTARO-SAAAAAN

>I support segregation

Shh, Gyro is sleeping

0/10
get pic related instead

I read that as "I hope they don't fuck in the next episode" and was like WOAH THERE.

Good luck on your redemption, user.

isn't that the artist that somehow combined fat and fit together

>Not liking the short haired

Honestly that would make up for all of the atrocities I had to endure reading and watching that part.

Oh shit.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>私は、アパルトヘイトをサポート (you don't deserve my grandfather's body)
I can't read a lot of jap but this doesn't seem right

Thats not a tattoo though

Gira Gueen :DDD

That fingernail is messed up.

GOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Honestly though I loved it. It was comical at best.

>tfw it's true

Right is perfection and I wanna marry her.

That sounds like a radical dude. I wouldn't want to find his identity

I shitpost to fill the void that the hope that arcade man's ban killed

I'd get a KQ medallion on my shoulder instead

KIRA DON'T
DON'T
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LALI-HO

POST EM N JUDGE THE SHIT OUT OF EM

whoops

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I've wanted that one for awhile now.

YOU SHIT EATING ITALIAN WAKE THE FUCK UP

Loli is a hoe?

Very good taste, you get a 10 from me.

i like this meme

Would you let Ermes put a sticker on your dick so you could DP girls, knowing that if it ever came off your junk would be destroyed?

This is fucking retarded, you guys can't seriously be buying this shit.
It's even worse than the "Hamon ending"

>The whole "The World is Jonathan's stand" meme

Stop it please, you're embarrassing yourself

I see great things my man. Good taste.

What happens when the world uses time stop and king crimson uses erase time at the same? I been trying to figure this out for so long, its really hard to comprehend

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Do you like the way Part 3 ended?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stick it into the foof for some plankton heals

Same time**

You propose a better one then

Both Hamon and "you broke my knee xD" are horrible endings

only if dio starts to cry again just like when jonathan kicked his ass for the first time.

kekkkkkkk

ye

Since we're talking about Part 3's ending, I want to rant a bit.

I think Joseph should have stayed dead. It's not that I hate Joseph but his death would've had so much more impact if he didn't get revived straight after. Him getting revived by SP was just bullshit (made even more bullshit considering Jotaro said "dead bodies stay dead" in Part 4) and completely ruined any emotional effect he had (sacrificing himself to let Jotaro know what The World's power is, his soul leaving, etc.)

TL:DR He completed his arc, fulfilled his purpose, and he should've stayed dead for more impact.

Steel Ball Run is an AU that has no bearing on the universe in parts 1 - 6.

You are the one embarrassing yourself here.

That and DIOs The World and Diegos The World look different anyway.

Your first problem was forgetting how stands even work, your second was forgetting DIO's tendrils could easily reconnect his body.

Slicing off your body won't remove your stand if your willpower and brain are still active, 0/10.
Apply yourself.

not on him but you can get the design tattoo'd across the chest if you wanted

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>Gyro is sleeping
>Gyro is Italian
no wonders europoors are also sleeping atm

Not on my watch!

Explain Kira with Killer Queen in part 8 then faggot

No, but at least it's better than "Hey guys, let's just all group up and try and decapitate him. That'll remove his stand xDDD"

I actually prefer the original asspull ending to that garbage, and that's saying a lot since it's arguably my least favourite in the series.

You misread. The post implies that Jonathan's body was what gave DIO access to the Part 3 Joestar Stands (Holly and Joseph's HP and Jotaro's time stop), not that Jonathan has a Stand. Jonathan is dead he can't have manifested a Stand.

Anybody who thinks Jonathan had Hermit Purple bro its called the Passion xD is a downright idiot.

>Za Warldo is Jonathan's stand
Who let Reddit in?

Hey thats pretty good

Spiral Staircase
Rhinoceros Beetle
Ruins Street
Fig Tart
Rhinoceros Beetle
Via Dolorosa
Rhinoceros Beetle
Singularity Point
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros Beetle
Singularity Point
Secret Emperor

See

No Pucci, we dont need any groceries right now.

Kira Queen no weakness even in an alternate universe. That's why it looks the same

But that's fucking wrong, Jonathan's body has nothing to do with DIO's Stand.
DIO's stand exists due to his own brain and willpower, they are completely unrelated.

This must be the shittiest alternate ending I've ever seen on Sup Forums.