The left can't me-

>the left can't me-

Uhmm, sure thang hun.

>the left can't me-

Left memes: Long-winded explanations of unfunny observations filled with butthurt and ideological ranting
Right memes: Short, witty, edgy, funny

>the left can't mem-

> ouh

what does that sound like

@146702536
Fucking CIAniggers get the fuck off my board. You don't even deserve a (You).

>CIA
>UK flag
?

>left memes
Poorly backed up facts on top of pic unrelated
>right memes
Hilarious emotional response and sometimes the pic alone tells the whole story

>anarcho-stalinist
what

>o-our memes are h-hilarious guys I swear!

Protip: If you have to tell people how funny your memes are, they ain't funny kid.

>Point out blacks do most of the shootings in America
>I get called a racist for posting government sources

>Anytime there's a terrorist attack you say "don't judge all Muslims."
>Anytime there's police brutality you say "fuck all cops."
Pick a side

>Call for Trump to be impeached over Russian ties that possibly might exist
>Unironically wave a Soviet flag at your protest

>CCCP is not real communism you guys, we are against mass murder
>Wears che shirt and waves CCCP flag

One Illegal Immigrant happens to be an upstanding "citizen" and pays her taxes, therefore we should allow 10s of Millions of Illiterate 3rd world People into the West. Hahahahah Drumpt BTFO what now racists?

>"You can't call islam a violent religion because some muslims commit terrorist acts!"
>"Some muslims helped some people, see? islam is a peacefull religion!"

>leftists in 1970: "Question authority, duuude!"
>leftists in 2017: "If you question authority, you get banned/fired/sent to jail, white male scum."

>Fuck white cis males!!
>There's no such thing as race and gender it isn't real.
Hmmmmmm....

>Want diversity
>Replace ethnic populations of small countries with ethnically different and culturally opposite people thus destroying diversity

>Lives in a white gated community
>Whites in South Africa and Mississippi are racist because they're ignorant

>They want immigration but don't understand why there is shortage of housing.
>They want immigration but don't understand why wages have been stagnating.
>They want immigration but don't understand why education is declining and schools are overstretched.
>They want immigration but don't understand why the healthcare services are under pressure.

Yes, goyim, race mixing, promiscuity, and degeneracy is hip. Don't you want to be hip?

>Jews are poor innocent victims and whites have all the power and privilege!
>Jews are superior and deserve it!
Pick one and only one.

>Want muslims
>Want lgbt rights
how can you advocate for both

>hurr durr letting in thousands of immigrants for the sake of accepting them and costing the country a shit ton of money
>hurr durr lets not deport illegal immigrants, keep them here
>hurr durr islamic terror isn't a thing and islam is a religion of peace
>hurr durr lets make welfare and free healthcare since it's nice but who cares about the fact that it doesn't work and just gives the government more control over your lives
When will the commie cucks finally become redpilled?

How can we make the world a better place? I know, take all the people from shit countries and bring them here. That way they...um, become... oh!, for diversity sake.

>Bring in millions of muslims
>Muslims destroy all the nice shit that could exist in a safe homogenous country
And yet Leftists will still call you a racist if you point it out, while they are selling their home to move out of the city away from the Muslims.
Because the socialists are clinically retarded, or traitorous ideologues and the muslims know that and use them as useful idiots to expand Islam in Europe.
Feminism, and indeed all liberal ideologies - are just a trojan horse for Islam.
They only have one purpose, to bring Sharia's law. Once this happens, the liberalism disappears!
It will be written in history books once the entire west is Islamic conquered, that these concepts were only created by Islam to destroy western values once and for all. This is what liberalism is about, cuckoldry to Islam.

>~10 blacks questionably killed the past four years.
>All cops must be racist.
>If you question this, you are a racist.

Be leftist
>Think voter I.D. laws are racist
>They're racist because it's too hard for blacks to fill out form at DMV or even begin to understand how to accomplish such a thing
Literally think it's too hard for blacks to READ, WRITE, ASK QUESTIONS, or THINK CRIICALLY

If a white person:
>moves out = white flight = racism
>moves in = gentrification = racism
>sees color = racism
>doesn't see color = ignoring racism = racism
>doesn't partake in culture = non-inclusive = racism
>partakes in culture = cultural appropriation = racism
It doesn't matter what you do it will never be enough..

>oy vey the world is overpopulated stop having kids
>oy vey let in peaceful rapefugees because you aren't reproducing
WE ARE NOT FALLING FOR THIS SHIT ANYMORE.

>Blacks are too stupid to get ID cards
>Blacks are too stupid to learn Grammer
So what are (((Liberals))) implying anyway

>Dylan Roof shoots 9 people
>Remove all confederate statues and flags!
>Hundreds of muslims kill thousands of people
>Stop islamophobia! Bring in more muslims!

Non-whites protest violently
>It's fine, they are fighting the government to improve their way of life
Whites protest peacefully
>Disgusting white supremacist, islamophobic racist bigoted old-timers

>be liberal
>be part of the party that is supposed to stand up for the little man
>mock people for being poor and uneducated

>Diversity is more important than actually having the best people for the job
>Liberals actually believe this and wonder why they are failing politically

Feminists/leftists in Stockholm are leaving areas like the notorious migrant-heavy no-go zones of Husby and Tensta because they say religious fundamentalists now rule those suburbs.
>Starting to see the poisonous fruits of their labor.
>Destroy the future for your nations children by importing subhuman rapist savages because they are brainwashed morons.
>Run away like a little bitch learning nothing only to spread your poison to other areas.
They will never admit they were wrong. Remember, just like uncle Yuri says, a leftist will never see the error of their ways until a boot is smashing them in the face.

>We need Universal Basic Income to allow people to survive when robots fill all the unskilled and semi-skilled jobs
>We need mass immigration to fill all the unskilled and semi-skilled jobs
Pick one

Leftist logic. "Free speech matters, unless it's the kind we don't agree with. Then It's ban, BAN, *BAN"

>saying white people are the rich 1% is not racism
>saying jewish people are the rich 1% is racism
really makes you think

Socialism in a nutshell:
>Race is a social construct
>Value and socio-economic class are real and objective
Reality is a lie, utopian idealism is the truth, and somehow it's a strictly materialist ideology. It's some fucking inconsistent garbage that only plebes with a sub-120 IQ ever fall for.

White leftists telling white people to "go back to Europe" while at the same time holding belief that Europe doesn't belong to white people.
Leftism truly is a mental disorder.

>Multiple cultures owned slaves for thousands of years.
>Liberals: White people need to apologize

>A muslim extremist ran over people and stabbed someone
>How do we fix it?
>MORE MUSLIMS
Rise of Islamophobia is better than rise of Islam, i think. Anyone else agrees??

>Don't become the hate
>FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

>The West fucked up Africa by putting people from different tribes/ ethnic groups in the one country, a recipe for chaos
>Bring people from other ethnic groups / tribes into the West would be a great idea because diversity is strength

>A muslim man can blow up a concert full of kids
>its islamophobia which we have to remain vigiliant for

>China trying to wipe out tibetans via racial dilution Genocide
>Jews/marxists/liberals trying to wipe out ethnic Europeans via racial dilution
Not Genocide

Does this comic even have a punchline? It’s just incoherent rambling.

>only allowed to think and talk about subjects that fall within a narrowly defined ideological framework
>broad spectrum of jokes

terrorist attack happens - > dont let fear divide us!
another terrorist attack happens - > dont let fear divide us!
and another terrorist attack happens - > dont let fear divide us!
then again another terrorist attack happens - > dont let fear divide us!
your love strategy really seems to work.

>I want to preserve my people.
RACIST!!!
>I don't hate anyone, I just want my people represented and preserved fairly in the land they fought and died for the last 5000 years.
NATZHEEE!!!
>I want secure borders and I want to maintain the people, culture and ideals of my nation.
BIGGGOOOT!!!

>The white man has benefited from American spoils for too long and should be sent back to his native homeland of Europe
>The black man has benefited from American spoils for too long and should be sent back to his native homeland of Africa
Because both of them are equally fucking awful to say, but only one of them is politically correct to say.

>Stop labeling people !
>Racist, bigot, xenophobic, misognystic sexual predator

>Every viewpoint and culture should be accepted. #love
>EXCEPT FOR THOSE IGNORANT WHITE SOUTHERN REPUBLICANS

>Claims to be pro science
>Completely denies sociobiology, evolutionary psychology, evolutionary morality, high heritability of IQ

>Global temperature going up
>This is our fault somehow, or man made
I guess the ice age was caused by global warming too!
FUCKING POLLUTING DINOSAURS

>Police are evil racist oppressors.
>Only Police should have guns.

>We are all human beings
>But we are all different, you can never understand my oppression and don't even bother trying

>Race is a superficial trait
>I thought you liked science?

>In South Africa they still bitch about white privilege.
>Even though black people in South Africa make up like 88% of the population.

If leftists had even a basic uderstanding and knowledge of history they wouldn't be leftist.
Also here is the typical left-wing pseudo-intellectual belief that if you mush up a load of complicated or ones that sound such words that makes you intellegent or makes the content of your commentary rich.

How to respond to terrorist attacks in Europe:
>Light up a few building in the colors of [insert country here]
>Set Faceberg profile overlay to [insert country here]
>Virtue signal with the hashtag #PrayFor[insert city here]
>Virtue signal with the hashtag #NotAllMuslims
>Repeat with next terror attack
How Einstein defined imbeciles:
Person that does exactly the same thing in exactly the same circumstances and expects different results.

>White people move into non white countries
>Colonization
>Non white people move into white countries
>Diversity and multiculturism
Funny how that works.

>If white people are responsible for the actions of white people in the past why aren't black people responsible for the actions of black people today??
>Because that's obviously racist and blacks can't be racist
Sarcasm

>Rural and suburban retards
>Forgetting that rural areas and suburbs are where all the doctors and professors and educators and engineers and scientists live
>Forgetting that the only people who live in cities are nogs, spics, and the occasional billionaire
The "muh rural and suburban retard" meme is really half-baked, whoever came up with it must have been an actual retard

>IQ isn't affected by genetics, and anyone who disagrees is a dumb inbred redneck
Fucking liberal logic I swear.

>Gays are born that way
>Gender identity is a social construct, there is no such thing as sexual biology.
Ideologues always ignore inconvenient contradictions.

>Europeans colonised and replaced national cultures with their own! Fuck whites!
>This would never apply to anyone else though, just whites

>We can't stereotype Muslims! That's wrong!
>Now lets get back to blaming white men for everything.

>Those rural republicans are so fucking stupid, better import some more niggers and Muslim Arabs!

>Muslims alone kill thousands in the name of Allah past couple of years.
>Just a few bad apples soil Islam's name.
>If you question this, you are a 'racist.'

What if the left not been able to meme is in fact a meme?

Kinda similar to the Milhouse isn't a meme but Milhouse not been a meme is a meme

>Humans for all of history seperate by heredity because that is nature
>This is unrealistic because muh talmudvusion programming

If a white man grew up in China, does that make him Chinese?
As much as a cat being raised in a fishbowl makes it a goldfish.

>Muslims say Allah created Earth
>Thunderous applause by Muslims, liberals not seen anyway
>Christian says God created Earth
>Thunderous applause by Christians, Booed by degenerate liberals

>Disable threat center
>Refugees welcome
Really makes you think

>The world is overpopulated, stop having children
>Our population is in decline, import 3rd world savages

(As you can see. Leftists only have double standards. It is only wrong when white people want to preserve their culture.)

>Says immigration made America
>Immigration also destroyed the Native Americans and their entire existence
Make up your mind, lefties. Is immigration good or bad?

>DNC institues Shareblue and other censoring tools
>Leftists institute snopes and other thought police
>Leftists prevent police from protecting right wing free speech protestors
>Leftsists support a candidate who takes millions from foreign donors and is too big too jail
>Leftists have been in power for eight years
>Election rigged for leftists candidate
>Trump is a fascist
Cognitive dissonance alive and well

Do you know about the Westboro Baptist Church?
>An inbred family that make up about 100 people or so (if even that) stand around shouting offensive shit with picket signs
vs
>Millions of inbred muslims who want to take over the world and are not afraid to die in the process as long as they take you with them
Talk about a false equivalence. Libs have been grasping for straws for years but this is probably the weakest one they have.

No you guys just follow a meme ideology.

>Non white people = good
>White people = bad
Islam is brown (traditionally) therefore it is good.
Libs think they are using Islam to further their agenda but in reality Islam is using them to further their agenda.

>By default any white person is an oppressor (regardless of wealth or social class)
>Non-white person is oppressed regardless of creed, class or wealth (and should therefore be helped)

Spread the news among your leftist fucktard buddies that race is a "spook" and therefore white privilege is a lie.

>White person says mean things on the internet
>White extremism!

>Muslim person kills dozens
>Its not Islamic extremism!
>Terrorism has no religion!

>hire women to disprove stereotypes about women
>all the women do is bitch and moan about stereotypes

>Liberals fight for equality.
>Shit on Christians.

>Anti-White = diversity
>Anti-Jew = hate bigotry anti Semitism, second Shoah

>turn the word "racist" into a meaningless buzzword by calling everybody and their shit a racist
>start doing the same thing with nazi
whats next?

>Always talks about evolution
>Believes that groups isolated for hundreds of thousands of years have developed no difference at all

>Censorship is free speech
>Truth is illegal
>Compelled speech is voluntary

>be militant leftist
>constantly yammering on about "the workers"
>find out that "the workers" are farmers and laborers
>but... those people are rural and suburban retards... they vote republican...
C O G N I T I V E
D I S S O N A N C E

>Immigrant enclaves is assimilation
>Division is unity

>Islam has nothing to do with violence.
>But if you insult them they will turn violent.
>No other religion has this problem and it's fine to insult them.
>But Islam must stay off-limits because it's got nothing to do with violence.

>Terrorist attacks?
No problem.
>Islamphpbia?
Omg call the police

>there is no such thing as the white race
>the white race is the most violent and oppressive force of nature on earth

>Homosexuality is natural in the animal kingdom! we're just like them!
>You eat meat? we're not animals! we're better than that!

>Everybody has the right to a chance at a good life
>Supports abortion

If illegals voted 70% republican, leftists would've had pitchforks and a gigantic wall built 50 years ago.

>Not all muslims
>Yes all white people

>2003: Cuba isn't real socialism, just look at Venezuela where it works.
>2017: Venezuela isn't real socialism, just look at Sweden, it works.

>Want to fight for progressivism, tolerance, multiculturalism, women cause, sexual liberation, LGBTQRIPTA rights
>Defend Islam
You can't make this shit up.

>Race is a social construct
>Racism and white privilege is real

>Whites assemble
NAZI KKK WORST THING EVER
>Muslims assemble
They are religious and need to be respected also look at how nice they are

>Christians should own their past because Islam is currently fucked.
>Islam doesn't need to own the present because Christian's did shit too.

>There is only one race: the human race
>You racist

>Calls people anti-science for critiquing man-made global warming.
>Says man who dresses on womans clothing is a woman

>Dog breeds don't exist
>Subspecies of tigers, chimps, and mice don't exist
>Because if it did it would make me feel uncomfortable

>Bring in enormous numbers of savages
>Label anyone who criticizes the suicidal immigrant/refugee policies as racists/bigots/xenophobes
>Get run over and smeared under truck tires driven by savages
You cucks deserve to die.

>Fuck you white people
>Fuck racism
choose one

>me
>ahh hmm yes very good
>you
>duhhhhh

>jokes about political ideologies
well he got that one right

>We must stop White extremism! They attacked two police officers in Vegas!
>8 cops were murdered in one month by BLM activists but remember, THEY DON'T REPRESENT BLM!

>Dylann Roof is an example of rising white terrorism in the US!
>Oh but Omar Thornton isn't representative of black on white terror
>Oh but I'm going to completely ignore the fact that 85% of interracial violent crime in the US is black on white rather than the opposite

>White people called in bomb threats to Jewish community centers! The horror!
>Oh but San Bernadino, Orlando, Fort Hood, Chattanooga, etc. were all just statistical anomalies and have nothing to do with Muslims

>we are all one race, there are no differences between us
EXCEPT WHEN ITS MATH THEN FUCKING WHITEY OPPRESSING US!!!

>We want to replace white people
>We want cheap, dumb labor to treat like cattle

>We need to overthrow the evil fascist drumph dictatorship before he sends all the non-whites, gays, jews, and muslims into death camps!
>Lmao why do you need your gun for? It's literally impossible to overthrow the US government. We might as well abolish the second amendment and ban guns lol.

>Free Tibet
>Diversity for Europe

>White privilege is a huge problem!
>Then, they turn around and say that whites are the only ones to be racist and that all whites are racist.

>Claims that people calling muslims terrorists will make them terrorists.
>But then go around calling people nazis as if its not going to turn them into nazis.

>Call out Hollywood for being too white and you're a progressive.
>Call out Hollywood for being too Jewish and you're a racist Nazi.

>Liberals hate America and Western values.
>Islam hates America and Western values.
If the right started loving islam, liberals would shriek like rabid weasels that islam is a backwards fascistic ideology.

>Dawkins spends his whole life shitting on Christians
>Liberals love him
>Dawkins shits once on Islam

So the 'left memes' are all jokes made and told by people so far up their own arses they need to pick the shit from their teeth?

Truly amazing.

This comic is trying so fucking hard. The artist did a terrible job at depicting a hillbilly, and instead made him look like a numale cuck. I bet the guy in the Confederate flag shirt looks exactly like the shmuck who drew this piece of shit.

>that name
so fucking cringe how do communists still exist

It's absolutely true that the left can't meme.
If the left could reduce their beliefs to simple minded cartoon images,
well, they'd be righties wouldn't they?

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I can reduce their beliefs to a single pic: one of the talmud.

Why the fuck are you posting a book?

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Oh and sage this CIA nigger garbage.

>FINISH HIM

WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER I TALKED JUST LIKE THIIIIIISS

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why are twitter posts allowed?

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>sneed bell

kek

Even then its a meme created by the right.

Didn't they try some dumb shit with making a cartoon crocodile to counter that dumb frog? I've not seen that go anywhere.

are you sure you're not thinking of the yearly /r9k/ sperg out about trying to reclaim pepe? like poopoo peepee and the time they made a purple lizard that said something like roooo normos?

whew Norgebro, that was quite a ride.
Looks like "how to debunk any liberal idea 2017, a guide."

I remember fefe, he was a scorpion. Good times.

>[broad spectrum of of jokes about political ideologies and history]
DRUMPF LOL

Honestly I'm a British Bengali ex-muslim, I sued to be a devout Muslim but a lot of the Sup Forums memes snapped me out of Islam and then even moved me from a strong leftist to centre right. Sup Forums memes are 50-50 since leddit arrived last year and can get pretty cringey, but still nowhere near as bad as left wing memes which are like 90% unfunny.

Nobody ever claimed that every meme out of the right was gold. It was simply claimed that every meme out of the left was shit. Even the "cream of the crop" leftist memes are nowhere near as good as a solid right-wing meme.

Odd, because if you went back 10 years ago, and the tables were completely reversed. Really, I think that it's just whichever side claims to want the wild west. The ones that want to control society just produce shit, because they have an indefensible position.

>anarcho-stalinist

Funny thing about that whole "but our founding fathers owned slaves too" argument is its trying to bait out what these commies really want. To tear down this entire country, from now and since 1776. This comic says it itself. Fuck commies, they're fucking sludge in the human spirit.

Example of a typical left-wing meme attempt.

always with walls of text

Sup Forums btfo yet again

Leftie memes tend to be overly wordy, where their jokes fail because of a need to explain them

Is Andy attempting to defend gun rights? I honestly can't tell the difference between an ally and an incompetent gun grabber most of the time.

French.

(((Cohen)))
Must you ask?

>always with walls of text
or some kike newspeak babble that nobody hears outside of community college

Lefty memes are unfunny preaching because the left is incapable of self criticism. Everything they say comes with this smug holier than thou -attitude and they don't even attempt to be funny, they just want to tell you how much better they are than you and call you names. The comics don't have punchlines, the jokes have no climaxes, it's just an endless stream of
>hey, hey you
>here's a fucking paragraph of text telling you how much you suck
>alternatively here's a strawman about you I made
>no I don't actually understand what you think or feel or how you behave, if I tried to do that I might realize you're not actually the monster I've been told to think
>alright I'm done see you in the next pic
Or alternatively they try to steal right win memes and it always looks like the retard in the daycare trying to imitate the popular kids and doing a terrible job while pretending he came up with it himself.

>If you have to tell people how funny your memes are
but
that's exactly what you're doing

>I grant that criminals break the law, so why not ban more things?

I just don't understand his argument. He already defeated his own argument.

They made a shitskin pepe. We immediately made nazi and kkk edits lmao

That makes me fucking angry, how can people still not see that these “people” will never be satisfied? They as for an inch and immediately ask for a mile

It seems like he just ignored what the other guy say out of sheer stubbornness

>broad spectrum of jokes about political ideology and history
>also rick and morty
Face it drumpfffpedumpfffkins, our jokes are too smart for you.

Anybody got a copy of this rare knockoff pepe?

Also, niggers.

i think hes talking about the dumb blue pepe from the pepe funeral comic.

I remember from a /leftypol/ thread I went in that they wanted to make a crocodile thing. Since Crocodiles eat people and are hostile I don't know. It could have been just in that thread and the dumb autists made it go nowhere since they have zero creativity as seen throughout the thread.

These memes are all made by Sup Forums LARPing as commies.

haha this pic reminds me of an old helicopter game i had as a kid. the goal was to drop the stuntman from a helicopter into a wagon of hay drawn by a horse back and forth across the screen. it was basically a pinochet simulator.

>We need Universal Basic Income to allow people to survive when robots fill all the unskilled and semi-skilled jobs
>We need mass immigration to fill all the unskilled and semi-skilled jobs
I think this is partially what the current jewish civil war is about but I can't prove it.

Hive mind.

>the left can't mem--

>If the right started loving islam, liberals would shriek like rabid weasels that islam is a backwards fascistic ideology.
>If the right started loving islam
Maybe we should. Imagine - all euro males with some balls adopt Islam at once. All liberals will be shariad the fuck up. Then it is time to declare genocidal jihad on sandniggers to "liberate holy lands from heretics"
Fun times.
(Sad that Islam is rather retarded and most followers are actual inbred retards* - but western males would really benefit from adopting a violent ideology like that )

*another one for your rant collection
>make fun of US republicans as rural right-wing inbred retards
>demand importing tonnes of ultra-right-wing in-bred retards from pre-industrialized countries (good profile for an average Muslim)

pol is wittier than liberalism
this scares the jew
paul ryan conservatives are the least funny people on earth though

>Left humour
This is funny, I promise. Please acknowledge me and laugh.

damn that's some classic shitposting

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I don't think the left even knows why good memes are good or how poor their attempts are.

Fucking Norway was dropping bombs in this thread... where did he go?

Salt River means essentially exactly what you think it means

when the right memes, it's poking fun.
When the left memes, it's trying to hard, and done out of spite instead of humor, so it ends up flat as a five day old coke.

Good to know if I go, there are others that can carry the mantle.

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Good try. Needs more racial slurs.

2/10

>I am no longer James Buchanan but the Platform of my party

Brutal

> Left is retarded
> Memes are retarded
> Left is too retarded to make retarded memes

Bless their hearts

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>right wing memes are just some guys having fun and making eachother laugh

>left wing memers are setting out to change the world through le epic memes and beating the evil alt right at their own game XD

Left memes are literally just dude a hammer and sickle I’m totally not a commie guys lmao

Also boomer right wing memes are shit

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This. Left wing memes that ive observed, they have to try so hard, or people who subscribe to leftism, especially in its elitism, are critical of memes and see them as reduction of dialogue and discourse.

A picture is worth a thousand words and if you communicate a political truth effectively with a meme, you win.

You should not have to rely on overly academic and ideological ranting that results in isolation of your message, this often seems to be the case with left memes

the memes here which critique left wing policy and thought, its as if such leftist policy is so poorly thought out, its lack of merit is counter-balanced by the opportunity in meme production on the other side of the political spectrum.

The left can't even joke. They just say stuff literally with a sarcastic accent and then everyone who already agrees with them guffaws. Anyway, the left are useless cunts. We need to figure out what is up with our Jew cozy POTUS. Will he save us from white genocide or even slow it down? Show me evidence that he will.

The punchline is that the left sucks hard at memes, and cuckboy honestly doesn't get why.

Oh, and he's a faggot.

Pretty much this.

>broad spectrum...
I hate progressives