/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BIRB EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>BUILD THAT WALL pt5 10/25/17
youtu.be/3UpH37ztVng
>Pres Trump on Dobbs 10/25/17
youtu.be/snjxElUrrE8
>Pres Trump gets briefed @Dallas TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/IFf7DvTJH2g
>Pres Trump statement before leaving for Dallas 10/25/17
youtu.be/NN91EFZ59Lk
>Pres Trump arrival in Dallas TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/Zmk91SKst3Q
>miniAF1 departure 10/25/17
youtu.be/eSpXxTQEoWY
>miniAF1 arrival at TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/nZghfI1hRwU
>Capt Rose inducted into Hall of Heroes 10/25/17
youtu.be/-kUjr3iIOc4
>VP Pence @IDC Dinner in DC 10/25/17
youtu.be/2ad_65F3gTw
>Ivanka/Lil Marco on Child Tax Credit 10/25/17
youtu.be/aAeCYZgoFW4
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speaks to press from the phillipines 10/25/17
youtu.be/eVAd-K4bPXA
>SoS T-Rex presser in poo-in-da-loo land 10/25/17
youtu.be/yQ6GS7iUI70
>StateDep DepSec Murphy on Burma 10/25/17
youtu.be/x2NiM2ZBz-0
>AG Sessions @ DOJ Awards 10/25/17
youtu.be/1wwqOQQ_4NA
>HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson @Hill's Newsmakers 10/25/17
youtu.be/NoNHdsuzcR0
>StateDep Foreign press brief 10/25/17
youtu.be/R4iKpNaxNXY
>WH Video: Commeration of 34th anniversary of beirut attack 10/25/17
youtu.be/4TpZg-cVgw4
>WH Video: VP Pence - fix the tax code 10/25/17
youtu.be/A2BRLs6su6I
>USDA Video: safe sapces for butterflies 10/25/17
youtu.be/YOm3lvFfDk8

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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MAGA

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FRESH TWEET

Morty, I turned my**bburrppp***self into a faggot, Morty! I'm an awoo, Morty, **bbuurrrpp***

orange lmao

so drumpf lied about the JFK files

another promise he doenst deliver

fuck this orange dumbass

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>3 bird related messages in a row

Birbs, you say?
I know a guy that may or may not have some birbage.

Morning everyone

PROJECTION.

lol poo poo jokes!
Drumpf is finihsed!

Maybe if you stopped raping nip girls on shore leave when you go get hammered on sake and noodles you could make a friend or two.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A THUMBNAIL MORTY!!

>save our heritage
O Y V E Y
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LITERALLY A NAZI

>I'm not the President, how come you get to act like the President?

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Probably. She gets all of her information from (((trusted))) news sources and thinks that they have a higher value than my sources. Arguing with her is a pain

last one, wrong one

>Patel.
POO

A meme to surpass metal gear!

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>Morty, I turned my**bburrppp***self into a faggot, Morty! I'm an awoo, Morty, **bbuurrrpp***

Do your duty and make white babies.

New!

>Implying I'm not a kissless virgin
Nicest compliment I've received all day.
Also no alcohol.

>Belgian waffle awoo collector when new ones are hatted

Bro...

>...save our great statues/heritage
Commie spergout status: IMMINENT

dead meme. a cuck would take the criticism laying down. T fires back.

Ainsley was lookin' super qtp2t this morning.

>Obama never did that! Why can't Trump be just like Obama?

>Trump endorsement is kiss of death
Is this retard serious?

That's not how women think. She's just parroting something a man said to impress you.

How Asian are you? What about her? She white?

You know how Sup Forums feels about these things. I don't care who you fuck just avoid hapa kids and niggers.

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>mfw no JFK files yet

IMPEACH

fuck off with your sandnigger fiction
this place is for non-sandnigger fiction ONLY

Their time is coming, friends.

>Decide to check out how CNN is running cover for Hillary
>"Trump talked about how smart he is and how good his memory is and how he went to a good school. Clearly an unhinged madman."

When Civil War II starts I want to be in the brigade that storms CNN headquarters and executes these Jews live on the air.

is she still out of the country?

faggot

these generals are dead like trumps presidency

Pretty white. Nice blonde hair and blue eyes. I am one of the inferior types of Asian. If appeal to emotion does work on her, I suppose something with family members dying would work. Not too sure, though

Can you disable replies on twatter?

maybe I could be your first kiss

>saving templates as a .gif and not a ping

>muh roy moore
Anyone in alabama could have seen this a mile away. They claim to be political experts after reading some stories online that tell them what to think. It is funny to watch.

You can block people at least.

>Ed Gillespie will turn the really bad Virginia economy #'2 around
Gillespie is an anti-Trump, anti-white piece of shit. I am barely motivated enough to go vote on him, It's going to be a bitter pill indeed.

>I want to be in the brigade that storms CNN headquarters
Be happy to have you, soldier, hope you're good with pic related, they're standard issue in my unit.

>He didn't wait for it

but do i have to PAY for said babies?

Didn't he personally go down to help with the Hurricane?

Why are they going after /ourguy/

'HOL UP 'HOL UP

SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK DRUMPF IS GOING TO DO ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

FUCK IT. IT'S FUCKING STUPID.

DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

So like, whats with all the shilling for Sean Hannity & Fox by Trump?

Seems awfully incestuous.

time to filter your meme flag

>soon

we need more GOP governors to pass constitutional amendments, and more senators

He'd have to hire a full time employee to block that amount of bullshit.
And fuck, Comrade Mika is one whorish bitch, no?

>birb edition
>last weekend was opening resident pheasant hunting weekend in my state
>this coming up weekend is full opening weekend to shoot pheasants by anyone who has a tag
>Presidents and very famous people have flown in just to shoot these birbs
>my orange pumpkin MAGA hat is coming in today or tomorrow
Wew, I cannot wait. Birbs getting shotgunned by rich and famous people, orange everywhere. I love this time of year.

>letting Democrats flood NOVA even more
>letting Virginia be forever blue

No, stop it!

>When Civil War II starts I want to be in the brigade that storms CNN headquarters and executes these Jews live on the air.
same, pham. i have 2 tours of combat experience, no real future, and i'm just waiting for the starting pistol to sound so i can die in a civil war fighting kikes and lefties. it would not be a wasted death.

>LARP using melee style combat
>ever

gtfo my board and dont ever come back

TRUMP BETTER DROP NAFTA

If you insist.

Yeah she definitely wants to impress you. I don't think she has much experience debating with intelligent men either if she's playing the game of one-upmanship.

No don't go the sympathy route. It's extremely desperate and only ends in empty pity sex.

Blonde blue eyes is high tier.

Do you mean a Nip or Paki? Damn.... I mean, if she digs you but really don't have mixed kids.

Americans are trash

I haven't been out grouse hunting yet this year and I'm kinda sad. Too busy.
>tfw getting and training a hunting pupper soon though
I'll need to take up duck and pheasant hunting too.

Sorry!

>orange everywhere
THERE'S EVEN ON IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Happy hunting, friend.
My old man and I used to go quail hunting when I was a wee lad. Back when there were actual coveys of quail in Missouri. Had two of the best English Pointers, too. Good, good memories.

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What's with all the murder and sexual harassment at Morning Joe? Too soon?

Drump BTFO.

It's kay.

>ww00mvfH
AWOO

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spooky

Can we get Miller Time at the podium again? That was too fucking rich.

Bayonets are fine, though, right?

Should be ex-doctor. Performing psychological evaluations without meeting someone is not just unethical, it's illegal. APA or medical association disbar for this

Isn't diagnosing the president illegal?

low energy efforts, MSM

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_Un-American_Activities_Committee

Getting rid of HUAC was a mistake

Yes

is axios credible?

APOLOGIZE!

>Trump has a personality disorder
>entire (((scientific community concurs)))
>Obama is a secret muslim
>REEE YOU FUCKING RURAL RETARDSSS

Her head too big for her got damn body.

Yes.

Lmao why would he? The US has all the cards in this game. Mexico especially has nothing. They are a leech and cheap labour supply.

They should terminate and just revert to an uodated version of the CUSFTA bilateral deal (WTO rules with Mexico).

She's more the one up man type, though she is honestly better than me in most subjects. She was the captain of the debate team in high school, I think, and they managed to get to nationals.
I meant sympathy in our debate about the wall. As for inferior Asian, Flip

>You have to go back!

Had you ever fucking heard of Axios before you read that tweet? That should answer your question.

He's been really passionate lately about deporting MS-13 gang members which is a plus.