>we wuz vikang woryurs and sheet
>teh christkikes beat us, but we still stronka cuz Odin
>waah, teh christcucks made us literate and civilized! We wanna keep raping and pillaging!
>We act like apes coz we Alpha!
Meanwhile, modern Scandinavians:
>arguably most secular countries in Yerp
>definitely most cucked
Christian Europe never let the kebab problem get too out of hand. Eurabia was made possible not by Christian charity, but by secularism, socialism, and neopaganism.
>>definitely most cucked
That's only Sweden. Norway and Finland are based.
THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD ACCORDING TO Sup Forums CHRISTIANS
year -100: Rome conquests the Mediterranean coast, including Judea
year 0: Jesus is born
year 100: Rome has smashed two jewish rebellions. well, Sup Forums christians told us that Jews totally love pagans tho, so may be jews wanted to be smashed. Rome extends all the way to Persia
year 200: Rome has overextended, and faces a crisis
year 300: Rome converts to Christianity. according to Sup Forums christians, Christianity is a religion of EARTHLY POWER AND CULTURAL CONSERVATION, so it will surely save Rome from the crisis!
year 400: Oops, it didn't. Well, Rome deserved to fall anyways. Romans were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS, they were corrupted
year 500: Christianity is a religion of earthly power and cultural survival so it will at least keep the Mediterranean in control of christian kingdoms
year 600: Oops, North Africa is lost to Islam. Well, north africans deserved it, they were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS, they were corrupted. Christianity is a religion of EARTHLY POWER AND CULTURAL CONSERVATION that is the only reason why Roman Culture was preserved.
year 700: Oops, it has lost its Holy Lands. Well, Palestianian Christians were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS. Christianity is a religion of EARTHLY POWER AND CULTURAL CONSERVATION. Now it will REALLY contain Islam. Oh, Spaniards were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS either btw. Everyone knows Christianity is the only way to protect yourself from islam.
year 800: Charlemagne has decided that Jews should be the only bankers of his Empire, and the Church starts a series of edicts to protect them in case they need to move to a different christian kingdom when the farmers get angry. Jews totally hate Christianity tho, this is another shoah!!
year 900: Sicilians were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS. Christianity is a religion of Earthly Power and Cultural Survival. Now it will REALLY contain Islam.
year 1000: Did I tell you that it was Christianity that made Europe conquer the World because it is a religion of EARTHLY POWER AND CULTURAL CONSERVATION? The real problem is that there have not been any real christians up to this point. Christian Europe never let the kebab problem get too out of hand
year 1100: Now that the Crusaders have started, you will truly see how Christianity made Europe strong.
year 1200: Okay, Saladin recaptured Jerusalem, but the Crusaders were not REAL CHRISTIANS, that is why God abandoned them.
year 1300: Byzantines were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS, they didn't pay their debts so it is OK to sack them. Please remember Christianity is the religion of Earthly Power and Cultural Survival of Europe
year 1400: Greeks were NOT REAL CHRISTIANS. Christianity made Europe, it gave Europe the ability to defeat other people and create empires, so it is obvious that Greeks were not real Christians
year 1500: Europeans are starting to rediscover pagan art... look at that Venus of Boticelli!! The works of pagan philosophers are printed and read among intellectual circles. UUUGH... now this is horrible... Christianity IS the religion of earthly power that has saved Europe for the last 1000 years and allowed it to take over the world! This rediscovery of the pagan past can only mean that Europe will fall to Islam!! Wait... what?? An Age of Discoveries??? Spain expelled Islam and discovered a whole new continent. Well... we have found REAL CHRISTIANS AT LAST!!!
year 1600: Hhhmm... Europeans are now killing each other over disagreements about what Jesus said in his rants... well, everyone knows that Christianity is what saved Europe and made it united, so this is impossible. [insert Catholics or Protestants] are NOT REAL CHRISTIANS, and are to blame for Islam taking over the Balkans.
year 1700: BTW all these Enlightenment philosophers with strange religiois ideas that are discovering a lot of stuff and making inventions are REAL CHRISTIANS.
year 1800: WTF!! FRENCH REVOLUTION!! SECULARISM!!!!!!! Europe is finished!!!! By the next century it will be conquered completely!!!
year 1900: Huh... European Empires have just conquered the entirity of Africa and Asia (minus China and Japan) plus Australia in one century, Darwin has published a theory about the origin of the species that contradicts the Bible, the political power of the Churches has been decimated by the rise of Nationalism and the Pope himself has declared himself a political prisioner in Vatican City... AT LAST!! A TRULY CHRISTIAN AGE!!! Christianity is what made Europe GREAT!!! See now?
year 2000: The Jews that Charlemagne provided with vast economical power have completely hijacked our civilization. DAMN IT!!! It would have never happened if you had adopted REAL CHRISTIANITY!!!!
year 2100: Europeans were not REAL CHRISTIANS so it is okay that they got replaced by BASED AFRICANS.
This is Great.Thanks user
Don't care. These faggots will burn in hell just like their ancestors
> the creator of the universe will punish people that don't agree with my first century jews xDDDD
LE JEWISH REVENGE FANTASY
You do know that the Scandinavian countries were christian?
sure they will bud
>be world's biggest religion, with billions of followers
>still feel the need to take pot-shots at tiny religion with under a million followers
Why are Christians so insecure? In a civilized society, anyone can practice any religion they want. It looks like (((someone))) is upset that there are alternatives to their (((Abrahamic))) religion.
>but by secularism, socialism, and neopaganism.
Yet those things were all present in the past and it never produced Eurabia.
This is the first pagan bashing thread in the last 24 jours, in which about 20 Christian-hating threads have been posted and reposted.
>Jewish revenge fantasy
Jews did not even know vikings existed. Also, the New Testament bashes Jews (Revelation explicitly mentions the "Synagogue of Satan", and St. Paul turned on them).
>666
Did not notice. kek.
(Grabs holy water)
>Jews did not even know vikings existed.
how do you know? they knew muslims and christians existed
Well, there's was an entire continent between them. Nordcucks cannot into geography.
jews lived in europe. Vikings lived in europe. Vikings traded with muslims and christians who both knew Jews existed.so.....why do you think Jews did not even know vikings existed.
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I'm not saying Christianity doesn't have some positive qualities. But the fact is, every other race has an ethno-religion they can fall back on when Christianity fails to serve their needs.
Jews have Judaism, Arabs have Islam, Japanese people have Shinto, Native Americans have their various tribal religions, mainland Asians have Buddhism, Indians have Hinduism, etc.
An ethnic religion is sort of a spiritual "homeland" where the race is privileged above others. White people don't have this. Bizarrely this doesn't seem to bother Sup Forums. I mean, look, the day is going to come when Mexicans outnumber white people in America. Most Mexicans are Christians. Are you cool with that?