/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NICE PRESIDENT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>BUILD THAT WALL pt5 10/25/17
youtu.be/3UpH37ztVng
>Pres Trump on Dobbs 10/25/17
youtu.be/snjxElUrrE8
>Pres Trump gets briefed @Dallas TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/IFf7DvTJH2g
>Pres Trump statement before leaving for Dallas 10/25/17
youtu.be/NN91EFZ59Lk
>Pres Trump arrival in Dallas TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/Zmk91SKst3Q
>miniAF1 departure 10/25/17
youtu.be/eSpXxTQEoWY
>miniAF1 arrival at TX 10/25/17
youtu.be/nZghfI1hRwU
>Capt Rose inducted into Hall of Heroes 10/25/17
youtu.be/-kUjr3iIOc4
>VP Pence @IDC Dinner in DC 10/25/17
youtu.be/2ad_65F3gTw
>Ivanka/Lil Marco on Child Tax Credit 10/25/17
youtu.be/aAeCYZgoFW4
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speaks to press from the phillipines 10/25/17
youtu.be/eVAd-K4bPXA
>SoS T-Rex presser in poo-in-da-loo land 10/25/17
youtu.be/yQ6GS7iUI70
>StateDep DepSec Murphy on Burma 10/25/17
youtu.be/x2NiM2ZBz-0
>AG Sessions @ DOJ Awards 10/25/17
youtu.be/1wwqOQQ_4NA
>HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson @Hill's Newsmakers 10/25/17
youtu.be/NoNHdsuzcR0
>StateDep Foreign press brief 10/25/17
youtu.be/R4iKpNaxNXY
>WH Video: Commeration of 34th anniversary of beirut attack 10/25/17
youtu.be/4TpZg-cVgw4
>WH Video: VP Pence - fix the tax code 10/25/17
youtu.be/A2BRLs6su6I
>USDA Video: safe sapces for butterflies 10/25/17
youtu.be/YOm3lvFfDk8

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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MAGA

DEFEND THIS

Exercise. Eat healthy. Go to bed and get 8 hours of sleep. Be a good person. Uphold values of western society. Don’t be a degenerate. Make or Adopt White Babies.

GABAGOOLMPFKINS BTFO

bruuummmmpppphhhfhff

I just woke up from a nap. WHAT HAPPENED? Are we /wall/ now?

youtube.com/watch?v=rYy6YY0EC94

trump vs (((vidya))) when

This camera pan seems exploitable for our shoopers, not sure what to edit on it though

How long till the FBI informant testifies? Makes me nervous that he's just sitting around with all this damning info on the Clintons.

say something nice about her, /ptg/

best outfits too tho
the what?

>people that check the catalog for the new thread so they can try to have the first post
It's never going to happen. I outrun bots, faggots.

Plague-chan a cute! CUTE

me on the left

she should go play with Mr. Eichenwald

What the fuck was his problem?

ONE BOWL OF RICE
TWO SLICES OF PIE
THREE STANDING OVATIONS

>literally admitting it's a murder simulator for communists

>r63 yugi
>namefag

But why

TWO
SLICES

WOW PORKCHOP OY VEY HE'S NOT A JEW SUCH STRANGE HABITS FOR A GOYIM
>rice and two slides of pie
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
UMPF
I wonder how many people besides us actually saw that piece

Did they put in border wall funding?

Lol not touching this game

whatever intern working in the photoshop department on that thing is being payed too much, thats a cheap sloppy job if ive ever seen one

S

Got this one Tuesday, casual Trish is very comfy

WHERES DA JFK STUFF!!!!! HILLORY WOOD HAVE RELEESED THIS ALREADY! DRUUUUMPF!!!!!

Is that a challenge?

what's this noise about muh russia sanctions?

*squeeks* you may not approach queen hillary!

WE'RE GOING TO WIN WITH THE ECONOMY!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON TRADE!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON HEALTHCARE!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN IN CONGRESS!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN WIN WIN!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO GET TIRED OF WINNING!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH YOU'LL SAY "MISTER PRESIDENT PLEASE, IT'S TOO MUCH!" BUT I DON'T CARE!
WE'RE GOING TO WIN WIN WIN AND WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN!
THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU, GOOD NIGHT!

the name was for shitposting on /dng/, ignore it

>Trump apparently loves rice
It's only a matter of time before anime becomes real

IRS Commissioner Koskinen just got fired. Hes the one targeting conservatives during Obongo Time.

Hostage status: Still hostages

Laziest selection job ever. Pres Trump's hair is so jagged

this is mommy kino

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When do they release the JFK files?

Yeah but why the rule 63?

Nice.

Their poor graphics team means we have more to work with

>Drumpfie had two X's
wew lads

i beat the MAGA bot i can beat you

>h-he doesn't know what he's doing

L A M O

So this one wagon wheel is going to keep advertising his shitty vidya every single thread and keep getting away with it? Okay.

not like anyone watches that shit anyways, no one cares except us

Stop namefagging.

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the white outglow put on the two logos triggered me the most, so god damn lazy, this took no more than 10 minutes to make.

If anime was made real right now, which waifu would you want?

y not tho

>When do they release the JFK files?

Some time today. National Archive page hasn't updated with the release yet.

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I love rice, too; can make an entire meal out of it and have some nice desert afterwards. I really don't think there is anything strange about that meal. Has Newsweek become just another Buzzfeed at this point?

>average (barring rare connection issues) is three seconds
>best is two
You don't stand a chance.

>Trump is symbolizing the strong bond between Japan and the USA with his food

He's a twitter wizard and now a culinary expert

All of them should hit Mexico.

no :^)

Government employees are known for laziness.

Probably at 4:49PM

Fuck drumpft is done, no new clear codes. Black lives matter fuck white people.

You better still be baking when i get home

but its political and trump related because leftist cuck developers can't help but inject their bullshit into games so now we can talk about it.

TWO SCOOPS DEHNALD!

samefagging twitter style

FOUR YEARS OF PRESIDENCY
FOLLOWED BY FOUR MORE YEARS

This is why Trump is mad at Sessions. That recusal fucked everything up. What is Rosenstein even doing?

It would be so awesome if Trump could bring Barron with himself to his Japanese trip. But it's school time :(

the only one who matters

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Aussie baker gets dibs on Holo
I'd take Hilda

>"And now, girls jumping on trampolines!"

>set up twatter notifications every time Trump tweets
>haven't gotten one in several days
really making me think over here

>some shitty video game
>trump related
No. Fuck off.

>Nobody answering me if the budget has the wall funding in it

>uh yeah the president is on the phone and wants his kid out of school
>duh ok

I dunno if my "anything fluffy will suffocate me" allergies are affected, but if they aren't

b-but what do the cherries mean?

Didn't Trump say he wouldn't sign it if it didn't?

never forget

Mine.
Take it up with the (((mods))).

I miss the days of hatting things. And making OC. Going through my MAGA folder is like a walk down memory lane.

anything pollen will suffocat me

Strong bond between him and Melania

I wonder if he will bring Sean come, they can see the gundam for real!

>implying people will blow $60 for this
>plus DLC

Jimmy Kimmel is one of my top 6,000,000 favourite sandniggers.

Arachne. Spider witch tits or bust.

>tfw halloween hat is set to arrive any moment

First waifu, best waifu.

t. MachineGames

This can't be real.

T W O S L I C E S

>Monika
>Anime

that would be so cute he almost has to do it now

>mfw no slice of life anime about Barron transferring to high school in Japan

b-but tsubaki and blair

I still need to be 100% sure.