When I was 17, I thought VICE was the shit. I thought they were the only "real" real news site

When I was 17, I thought VICE was the shit. I thought they were the only "real" real news site.

How everyone doesn't grow out of their moronic liberal-phase? Why do some people stay in it forever?

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*how come

An then they listen to Karl Marx's opinion of homosexuals and Jews

The senior editor of vice is a Ouija board

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I think that Vice are just really dedicated trolls. I refuse to think that someone could be so deranged.

>Vice uses Quija board
>Think they can summon Karl Marx
>They summon ZoZo instead
>Get their entire office haunted by ZoZo
>????
>ZoZo profits

I just grew out of it once I hit 16-17. Can't pinpoint anything.

>How everyone doesn't grow out of their moronic liberal-phase? Why do some people stay in it forever?

Because they've never ran into something that's challenged their belief system before....they go to college and believe everything their liberal professors tell them without question...then they just sit inside their bubble for the rest of their lives, dismissing anything that contradicts their beliefs by regurgitating what they were told in college.

I didn't get out my liberal phase until I moved out of my parents into my own place, and realized how fucked up people are.

>why doesn’t everyone grow out of their moronic liberal phase
Some people don’t have to. They’re raised in posh neighborhoods with decent to good schools and everything handed to them, they get into their liberal indoctrination center after high school where the real propaganda begins, and finally they major in bullshit that doesn’t prepare them for any job other than regurgitating that bullshit to the next batch of students. They ponder their liberal sociological theories using only data that they collect, never actually seeing how things work in the real world. When I moved out the first time I was poor as shit and lived in a shitty neighborhood. I learned a couple lessons pretty fucking quickly;
1. You can’t sit around and drink/do drugs all day if you have bills that need to be paid.
2. Free time needs to be spent figuring out ways to better your living situation, not sitting around on a campus with your friends going “Man, wouldn’t it be cool if like, everybody was just equal.”
3. People have their own lives, and apart from your family it’s impossible to count on anybody being by your side at any given point in time.
4. Shit breaks, and you can’t always count on having the money to hire somebody to fix it, basic handyman skills are an absolute must.
5. People will gravitate to what they know and understand, at the end of the day poor people will be with poor people, rich people will be with rich people, blacks with blacks whites with whites, it doesn’t even have anything to do with racism/egalitarianism, it’s just easier.

I thought VICE was super cool until I realized they were a recruiting firm for the East India Company. Seriously.

Why do you think they send hapless shitheads to third world garbage heaps for no other reason than chronicling the latest trends in the underground Jenkin market.

What they really are is a perfect, youth-oriented front for smuggling the very things they are covering, be it drugs, weapons or the spoils of war.

VICE was fucking awesome.
Just read this old article of theres and tell me how fucking awesome VICE was.

vice.com/en_us/article/ppzevg/hey-v12n5

It pisses me off that the marketing jews took over that place.

"when I was 17" isn't a year. It doesn't mean anything to anyone here. You might have been 17 last week for all we know.

>used to visit places like Liberia and North Korean
>they even had an interview with general buttnaked
>now this

silly bunch

City people don't grow out of their liberal 'phase', only rural and suburban retards do.

Just a sample of the article
>pic related

VICE used to be BASED!!!!!!!!

because they never hit rock bottom and realise nobody is coming to save you

Vice used to be decent before it was bought out by the Jew rupert murdoch. also, anyone know (((shame smith's))) real name? He's admitted it's not "smith," my guess is goldberg. They used to have a bretty decent video on jewtube on hezbollah theme park dedicated to their war with the Jews. that's long gone.

So basically they are admitting that Karl Marx is a demon, since only demons are summed by Ouija boards.

when you hear the actual communists talk, the communists who would do things and enact their power, you go from red to white in an instant. too bad people instead like to listen to 3 second sound bytes of commie sanders railing against the coke brothers and some intersectional feminists complain about some man holding the door open for them and how that is removing their agency and it's oppressive. anyways, people should start spreading around on facebook and such the serious quotes of socialists. all those commie faggots love che, despite his intense racism.

>be commie
>christians r dum der is no god
>use literally a childrens toy in attempt to talk to a dead turd
>pls take us srsly

HE A CUTE

I only just heard of vice when they did that fake trash island documentary where they sabotaged their samples because its not real