You made yotsuba sad and she's about to cry

>you made yotsuba sad and she's about to cry

How do you defend yourself?

Gouge her eyes out before she starts crying.

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I don't. I drop her screaming ass off into the ghetto where the niggers can straighten her out.

Walk away dramatically into the sunset, casting aside a used cigarette as slow jazz plays.

>upsetting yotsuba to the point of tears

There is no defense for a crime of this magnitude, I take whatever punishment is meted out to me

I kill all human who pass next to me

Seppuku

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Keep bullying her!

Make her cry more

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>ESLfag trying to make Umarubros look bad

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>Throw yourself to the ground
>Start crying
>Apologize in incoherent sobs

>rape

Kek

>Kneel down
>Bare my stomach
>Pick up knife
>Cut open stomach
>Have best friend decapitate me
>Regain my honour

Death by immolation is the only way to truly redeem yourself, user. I hope you like the smell of gasolene

>bullying the yotsuba

IT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'LL EV-ER LEARN

ICE CREAM

>unmask myself to reveal I'm actually Yanda
>proceed to not give a fuck

Of course he is.