Ask a Mexican anything

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is that ass real or fake

Why don't you people look like the broad in your pic?

Hows the weather?

You look familiar, have you ever performed in a donkey show in Tijuana?

Why don't you go home?

good.

no, its fake

i am home, cant you see my flag?

enjoy getting shot

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take a wild guess

KK want a be

Is LV security guard Jesus Campos of Zetas or Sinaloa or Gulf?

She'll be 250lbs with diabetes by the time she's 30 right? Mexican girls can be sexy, and then everything goes wrong at once.

Yeah, because white women are exactly the opposite....

thats a thigg little sopapilla

Why don't most of your people stay, defend, and fix their own country instead of fleeing to mine?

Do Mexicans use the word "Hispanic"?

Alexis??? NOooooo

I've been thinking about Mexico for 3 min

What does the back of an ICE van smell like?

how are you using a computer?

how do you feel about guatemalans? i work with a bunch of them and they hate mexicans for some reason.

tski'in

he nicked one from me on my last visit

Go home beaner. You are not welcome here

mexico is shit. are you atleast top 10%? if not, when are you going to an hero?

pls giv mexican gf

No, we don't.
unaccurate term.

I have a Mexican girlfriend, god mexican girls drive me wild

Do you have a favorite street vendor?
Do you like Takis Fuego flavor?

Does the barbed wire hurt when you climb over?

just ate a bunch of tamales some old mexican lady was selling in a parking lot.

what am i in for? hepatitis?

Do us all a favor and kys

does your ass hurt when the emu's cock rips it apart?

Ask me if we wuz kangs nigga, just fuckin ask me
Wuz we kangs?
Fuck yea we wuz kangs nigga, now stop your bitchin

would you like to spread some of your Mexican seed in Russia?

Hey don't know about Canada but we have enough women not Fuck the wild life

Nachos with ground beef or Nachos with steak?

Are you home sick pajeet?

Also why are Mexicans the biggest weebs I have ever heard of?

>Australians don't understand how replying works

AYO HOLD UP!

you ruined it, stupid retarded burger

yes

also what the fuck is up with all the bart simpson memes from mexico?

this isn't a joke post. i really ate shady parking lot tamales from out of some old lady's car.

help.

You're already back

tu eres bajo o alto? para una mexicano?

This is why thicc is a treasure only for those who eternally plan to bang 20 y/o girls. You can't be obsessed with it to these degrees if you want a functioning family.

you'll be fine

Which wall design do you like best?

What the fuck, user. Have fun with some weird ass Mexican Parasites. Mexican Tapeworms are worse than American Tapeworms.

No, you're not.

Do you hate the US?

Ur probably dead

In my hometown in CA one of those most popular tamale places was busted for using dog. It's a tamale user, you get what you get and you enjoy the simple things of life, not worry about them.

fatties should not wear heels. looks like she's got pig trotters

Oh fugg this is awesome haha. You're good man. Those leaves are fresh.

do your job
or don't, we'll dance on your fucking grave either way

Move to mexico with her

American living in your country. Why do you people repeatedly fuck shit up for yourselves then blame others?

Why do you people praise the "Mordido" and why is it part of your culture, thus showing that Mexican culture is part of the reason why your nation is so fucking corrupt.

You women are supper hot though btw. I would not mind marrying the right one. Guadalajara man!

do come. Russian girls love Latino and Iberian dick. you see a lot of little spics running around and many hot Iberian/Castizo-Russian in their teens
Mexican pussy is amazing yeah

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fucking robot

Fellas, is it race-mixing if an Albanian such as myself procreates with a cute fat-assed Mexican? Asking just out of curiosity

The kid will look "white" so It dont matter

yesss it's an improvement imo, all that thiccc

On second thought, I might not even procreate with her. I'm now realizing a better thing to do is to rape her then harvest her organs after the sex is finished so I can get big bucks off the black market for a sexy white gold-digging whore who'll suck my dick everyday.

Cual es esa playa? Es bonita o esta demasiado llena de turistas?

just drink a lot of water

Enjoy your super aids.

Why does your country fucking suck?

Beautiful climate, colonized at the same time as US, kicked our ass a few times back in the day, but now look at you. It's a god damn disgrace to your Spanish blood. So what is it? Are you just all retards? I hope Trump deports every single one of you back to your hell hole.

very hard question, i think is due their low iqs and shit education

alcohol: "don't start" as Trump would say.

do you have been here or do you fall for the Sup Forums memes?

I thought she was perfect before

our normies are worst than your normies, like 100x worst

>pic related
same girl. you're welcome.

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Bitch ruined herself...

Dat outdoor shitting pose

sadly she did

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guadalajara is a fucking shit hole tho, move to Monterrey.

This

>stop having fun!

Yall have great women
Im an italian dating a lightskin mexican girl and shes always trying to show me how much of a good housewife she'd be and all that shit kek

Why is this a thing with your women

>why is this a thing

Because they want to fuck someone with money and have a kid and anchor them down so they can sit on their ass ans get fat. Its about status

all that gut for a little more ass and tittiedoo

¿podrias evitar postear a esas prostitutas prietas por favor?
me dan un asco que me muero, gracias

I dont have money though, her family is legal and all that shit too

are you really a mexican

But how does she wipe?

The entire country is a shithole

>t. Monterreyfag

Imagine being so emasculated that this turns you off. Good god I want that big fat ass on my face right the fuck now.