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Dear anons: After the election of Donald Trump, santa has decided to reopen his workshop this year.
Positive vibes allow santa's workshop to run. Negative vibes keep it from running.
As of RIGHT NOW, Midnight(mountain time), we begin marking the 60 day window until christmas.
We will be evaluating and measuring naughtyness and niceness for the next 59 days.
Collectively consider yourselves officially ON NOTICE.

Anons who create threads or submit posts containing the following
will be considered harming positive vibes, put on the naughty list, and given coal:

Redpills
Bluepills
Jewpills
Cancer
Chemo
Gore
Circlejerk
Blacked
Chimping
LARPING
Athiestic
Satanic
Kekistic

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Is this pedophilia or midget pron?
I smell NSA , CIA, FBI all over this shit.

Naughty poster! NO TOYS FOR YOU.

Redpills
Bluepills
Jewpills
Cancer
Chemo
Gore
Circlejerk
Blacked
Chimping
LARPING
Athiestic
Satanic
Kekistic

can i just have some coal?

its cold.

Redpills
Bluepills
Jewpills
Cancer
Chemo
Gore
Circlejerk
Blacked
Chimping
LARPING
Athiestic
Satanic
Kekistic

Santa is a snow nigger fantasy, celebrate Christ user.

have a bump, and include me in the screencap!

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>Chemo
>Gore
>Circlejerk
>Blacked
>Chimping
>LARPING
>Athiestic
>Satanic
>Kekistic
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sage
kys

the jews are not just christ killers, but christmas killers.

Fight the Jews everywhere you can, on the streets, at their businesses shut them down for Santa.

Dont let the Jews steal christmas!

All depressing content is on the naughty list.
If you are good, you will get toys and coal.
Your post has been noted.

Naughty! Just mentioning jews depresses santa.
Stop being depressing! POSITIVE VIBES ONLY

Just get a hug, this thread looks like fun.

Fuck you Santa.
The Jews killed JFK!

Naughty!

I want ur anus santa daddy

And also fuck your social welfare.

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This just in: OP disclosed his faggotry.

I got your positive vibe right here buddy

NAUGHTY REPLIES
Middle finger actually a positive sentiment,
at north pole it means you just ate 1 delicious timtam

>Middle finger actually a positive >sentiment,
>at north pole it means you just ate 1 >delicious timtam

What the fuck are you talking about? I must know more.

This is a peculiar thread.

CIA nigger thread for sure.

Elves are BASED. We are very happy creatures.
And australians make the most delicious choco-sticks.
Naughty! NOBODY at the CIA has gotten toys for 5 decades.

because they're jews that killed jfk

admit it santa, the jews haven't got any christmas presents in over 2000 years.

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Most jews have never gotten any presents.
Now stop being naughty.

Is it still considered naught if it's /ironic/?

Does it create negative vibes?
Do people get angry and reply and create
a cycle of hatred and pain? If so then yes.

You can give me coal this year santa, just make it out of jews and I'll be a good boy.

MODZZZZ this offtopic post is making me feel uncomfortable and i think it isnt actually related to political discussion

>meme flag
Is Santa bringing us a crusade for Christmas?

YES! Santa loves happiness. The crusade against naughtyness is constant.

Naughty!

D0 y0u get pr3sent5 5anta?

So give me jew coal.

Santa's elves all give him a present, and his
wife gives him the nicest present of all: cookies.

God in heven I hope so. When was the last time an official crusade? We should go now and clame back the holy land from all these sand niggers, and dirty jews.

The mods should probably sticky this thread. They may have too if you hadn't been a dumb cia nigger and signed it with pgp for no reason. Also stop using bcpg you dumb nigger. It's borked.

I can see you

R3d n053d r3ind33r
5ant4 IV3 b33n n4ughty
c0al in the st0cking christmas m0rning
ch35tnut5 r0a5ting

This is a weird thread

Depressing! Illogical!
Existence of holy land is based on the contents of a book written by the very people you want to take it from! Instead of talking about a futile war, why not make your own holy land? YOU ARE JUST NAUGHTY

1ll b3 h0m3 f0r christma5
l37 it sn0w
the w34th3r 0uts1d3 i5 frightful

But who am I to complain?

4ll of th3 0t43r r31nd33r

y0u b3tt3r w4tch 0ut y0u b3tt3r n0t cry

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Everyone here being unsettled is making me unsettled. What's going on here? Why do I smell pizza?

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What are you going to do once the storm comes?

an old creepy nigger spying on children and delivering presents around the world is depressing and illogical, gtfo my board tripfag

Starting to not like elf. I should kill you, rip you into peaces, and make a pot of stew with you. I wounder if you would taste like rainbows or something?

i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too go ahead and try to sue i got cash up the wazoo

Don't be like that, we're is your holiday spirit?

holy fuck nigger.

that shit is deep.

Your world ends soon.

The Goyim know.

Humans being kind and loving is illogical!
Your reality is depressing and faithless!
naughty!

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98% of Sup Forums doesn't even understand the meme whatsoever.

underage detected
kys

Please check your naughty list, I assure you I'm not on it, I promised to be good last year and I have, I have a list of posts full of red pills and nice understanding replies, could you please get me a Red Ryder B.B. gun please? Thank you.

To ~Santa

Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf
Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf
Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf
Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf
Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf
Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf

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Redpilling is on the naughty list.
Most of it is depressing factoids. Negative vibes = bad.
No redpilling from today till christmas.
Positive vibes only.

Yes sir

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it's October you mong

Nice thread, user. Sticky the thread mods!

It’s nice to have a president who says “merry Christmas” and not (((happy holidays))), And also doesn’t recognize shitskin mudslime holidays. Makes me proud to be an American

Halloween is for cavities.

^^

Santa is a fucking pedo Satan worshiper.

Santas workshop records the naughty index over a 60 day period.
You'd think it's the entire year, but we only really need positive vibes before christmas.

If that's true, how come santa doesn't deliver presents on holloween?

Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to see
He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney
He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting
For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan

Only thing I don't agree with is redpilling. Donald Trump gave us the JFK files, facts are just reality.

Hahaha! oh You dont believe me? Are my views too extreme?
Seriously? An elf..dressed up all in red coming into your house at night and luring you away from the true meaning of christmas? With things? sigh...all right. Maybe i'll convince you with this next verse!

I know what you're thinkin' he lives in the North Pole
They ain't got no fire up there! Hell, All they got is snow!
But ask any Russian from Agoolag and he'll tell
Ain't no mortal man can stand a place so cold as hell!
He's got 9 familiars and they pull his sleigh
Don't you think it's strange a Reindeer should float that way?
Rudoplph with your nose so bright tell me and don't lie!
What kind of Devilry would make a reindeer fly?
Oh i know why!

Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to see
He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney
He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting
For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan

S-A-N-T-A is S-A-T-A-N
S-A-N-T-A is S-A-T-A-N
Oh, S-A-N-T-A do i gotta say it again?
I'll do you one better! Just change one letter!
And it's S-A-T-A-N!

So, if you're a christian, please listen to me
Go into your living room and chop down your Pagan tree
Get rid of that yule Log and that Paganry
Now i dont mind Christmas time but i hate Hypocrisy

S-A-N-T-A is S-A-T-A-N
Oh, S-A-N-T-A do i gotta say it again?
I'll do you one better! Just change one letter!
And it's S-A-T-A-N!

Because Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to see
He don't mind the raging fires in your chimney
He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting
For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan

Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to tell
Tell me where an Elf is from. You KNOW the answer's hell!
He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting
For some Imps give you gifts because Santa Claus is Satan!
Santa Claus is Satan 'cause Santa Claus is Satan!

Post nudes of Misses Clause cookie. Don't forget the timestamp you fat snow nigger