youtube.com/watch?v=PlKqUcal_3M Dear anons: After the election of Donald Trump, santa has decided to reopen his workshop this year. Positive vibes allow santa's workshop to run. Negative vibes keep it from running. As of RIGHT NOW, Midnight(mountain time), we begin marking the 60 day window until christmas. We will be evaluating and measuring naughtyness and niceness for the next 59 days. Collectively consider yourselves officially ON NOTICE.
Anons who create threads or submit posts containing the following will be considered harming positive vibes, put on the naughty list, and given coal:
Redpills Bluepills Jewpills Cancer Chemo Gore Circlejerk Blacked Chimping LARPING Athiestic Satanic Kekistic
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the jews are not just christ killers, but christmas killers.
Fight the Jews everywhere you can, on the streets, at their businesses shut them down for Santa.
Dont let the Jews steal christmas!
Justin Allen
All depressing content is on the naughty list. If you are good, you will get toys and coal. Your post has been noted.
Christopher Carter
Naughty! Just mentioning jews depresses santa. Stop being depressing! POSITIVE VIBES ONLY
Nathan Roberts
Just get a hug, this thread looks like fun.
Aiden Green
Fuck you Santa. The Jews killed JFK!
Xavier Nelson
Naughty!
Isaiah Perez
I want ur anus santa daddy
Logan Garcia
And also fuck your social welfare.
Connor Edwards
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Nicholas Howard
This just in: OP disclosed his faggotry.
John Adams
I got your positive vibe right here buddy
Joshua Reed
NAUGHTY REPLIES Middle finger actually a positive sentiment, at north pole it means you just ate 1 delicious timtam
Mason Ramirez
>Middle finger actually a positive >sentiment, >at north pole it means you just ate 1 >delicious timtam
What the fuck are you talking about? I must know more.
Gavin Wilson
This is a peculiar thread.
Alexander Evans
CIA nigger thread for sure.
Dominic Martinez
Elves are BASED. We are very happy creatures. And australians make the most delicious choco-sticks. Naughty! NOBODY at the CIA has gotten toys for 5 decades.
Luke Diaz
because they're jews that killed jfk
admit it santa, the jews haven't got any christmas presents in over 2000 years.
Sebastian Cooper
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Kayden Mitchell
Most jews have never gotten any presents. Now stop being naughty.
Wyatt Phillips
Is it still considered naught if it's /ironic/?
Lucas Sullivan
Does it create negative vibes? Do people get angry and reply and create a cycle of hatred and pain? If so then yes.
Juan Miller
You can give me coal this year santa, just make it out of jews and I'll be a good boy.
Zachary Barnes
MODZZZZ this offtopic post is making me feel uncomfortable and i think it isnt actually related to political discussion
Jason Brooks
>meme flag Is Santa bringing us a crusade for Christmas?
Ethan Martin
YES! Santa loves happiness. The crusade against naughtyness is constant.
Mason Carter
Naughty!
Nathaniel Bennett
D0 y0u get pr3sent5 5anta?
Asher Bailey
So give me jew coal.
David Carter
Santa's elves all give him a present, and his wife gives him the nicest present of all: cookies.
Julian Wright
God in heven I hope so. When was the last time an official crusade? We should go now and clame back the holy land from all these sand niggers, and dirty jews.
Asher James
The mods should probably sticky this thread. They may have too if you hadn't been a dumb cia nigger and signed it with pgp for no reason. Also stop using bcpg you dumb nigger. It's borked.
Evan Gonzalez
I can see you
Zachary Robinson
R3d n053d r3ind33r 5ant4 IV3 b33n n4ughty c0al in the st0cking christmas m0rning ch35tnut5 r0a5ting
Anthony Allen
This is a weird thread
Jackson Martin
Depressing! Illogical! Existence of holy land is based on the contents of a book written by the very people you want to take it from! Instead of talking about a futile war, why not make your own holy land? YOU ARE JUST NAUGHTY
Parker Anderson
1ll b3 h0m3 f0r christma5 l37 it sn0w the w34th3r 0uts1d3 i5 frightful
Justin Jenkins
But who am I to complain?
Easton Sanders
4ll of th3 0t43r r31nd33r
Landon Powell
y0u b3tt3r w4tch 0ut y0u b3tt3r n0t cry
Isaiah Cooper
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Adrian Gray
Everyone here being unsettled is making me unsettled. What's going on here? Why do I smell pizza?
James Garcia
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Nathaniel Diaz
What are you going to do once the storm comes?
Adrian Robinson
an old creepy nigger spying on children and delivering presents around the world is depressing and illogical, gtfo my board tripfag
Owen Wood
Starting to not like elf. I should kill you, rip you into peaces, and make a pot of stew with you. I wounder if you would taste like rainbows or something?
Chase Rogers
i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too go ahead and try to sue i got cash up the wazoo
Grayson Hall
Don't be like that, we're is your holiday spirit?
Aiden Price
holy fuck nigger.
that shit is deep.
Jayden Hughes
Your world ends soon.
Jeremiah Morgan
The Goyim know.
Lucas Thomas
Humans being kind and loving is illogical! Your reality is depressing and faithless! naughty!
Carson Brown
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Easton King
98% of Sup Forums doesn't even understand the meme whatsoever.
Colton Ortiz
underage detected kys
John Howard
Please check your naughty list, I assure you I'm not on it, I promised to be good last year and I have, I have a list of posts full of red pills and nice understanding replies, could you please get me a Red Ryder B.B. gun please? Thank you.
To ~Santa
Jason Harris
Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf Kill the elf
Noah Foster
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Isaiah Murphy
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Bentley Anderson
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Jaxson Scott
Redpilling is on the naughty list. Most of it is depressing factoids. Negative vibes = bad. No redpilling from today till christmas. Positive vibes only.
Jayden Williams
Yes sir
Aaron Hill
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John Barnes
it's October you mong
Levi Turner
Nice thread, user. Sticky the thread mods!
Dominic James
It’s nice to have a president who says “merry Christmas” and not (((happy holidays))), And also doesn’t recognize shitskin mudslime holidays. Makes me proud to be an American
Jordan Sullivan
Halloween is for cavities.
Sebastian Hill
^^
Elijah Davis
Santa is a fucking pedo Satan worshiper.
Julian Thomas
Santas workshop records the naughty index over a 60 day period. You'd think it's the entire year, but we only really need positive vibes before christmas.
If that's true, how come santa doesn't deliver presents on holloween?
Angel Campbell
Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to see He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan
Gavin Morales
Only thing I don't agree with is redpilling. Donald Trump gave us the JFK files, facts are just reality.
Dominic Walker
Hahaha! oh You dont believe me? Are my views too extreme? Seriously? An elf..dressed up all in red coming into your house at night and luring you away from the true meaning of christmas? With things? sigh...all right. Maybe i'll convince you with this next verse!
I know what you're thinkin' he lives in the North Pole They ain't got no fire up there! Hell, All they got is snow! But ask any Russian from Agoolag and he'll tell Ain't no mortal man can stand a place so cold as hell! He's got 9 familiars and they pull his sleigh Don't you think it's strange a Reindeer should float that way? Rudoplph with your nose so bright tell me and don't lie! What kind of Devilry would make a reindeer fly? Oh i know why!
Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to see He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan
S-A-N-T-A is S-A-T-A-N S-A-N-T-A is S-A-T-A-N Oh, S-A-N-T-A do i gotta say it again? I'll do you one better! Just change one letter! And it's S-A-T-A-N!
So, if you're a christian, please listen to me Go into your living room and chop down your Pagan tree Get rid of that yule Log and that Paganry Now i dont mind Christmas time but i hate Hypocrisy
S-A-N-T-A is S-A-T-A-N Oh, S-A-N-T-A do i gotta say it again? I'll do you one better! Just change one letter! And it's S-A-T-A-N!
Because Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to see He don't mind the raging fires in your chimney He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan
Santa Claus is Satan and it's so clear to tell Tell me where an Elf is from. You KNOW the answer's hell! He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For some Imps give you gifts because Santa Claus is Satan! Santa Claus is Satan 'cause Santa Claus is Satan!
Jayden James
Post nudes of Misses Clause cookie. Don't forget the timestamp you fat snow nigger