Daily laugh at retarded kiwis thread

>daily laugh at retarded kiwis thread

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I don't know if there is a topic that is less relevant than this

>tfw our leader is a fucking horse

How about the amount of hentai you and your immigrant boyfriend cosplay to get faggot...

Whos holding the reigns?

It's seriously time to replace women with robo waifus at this point and use artificial wombs for procreation

stuff.co.nz/national/politics/98268025/prime-minister-jacinda-ardern-to-high-school-students-next-years-on-me

> next years on me
> me

My dude.. Saudi Arabia is already one step ahead.

>SHARIA BOTS WHEN?

>Americans are still religious

Zuihou-chan is too pure for this sinful board user.

>Non-religious oath
For what purpose? It means nothing

Muhammad... Don't even get me started on your shitty island.

Mfw in

End my fucking life

How the fuck did things get so bad in Kiwiland? Did the gook masses vote her in?

Main purpose is to swear allegiance to Queen Lizzie II. The bible is optional. Some used it, some didn't.

>he doesn't swear an oath to his country

There are 3 parties to vote for:
Gook lovers
Marxists
Boomer lovers

There were no winning moves

Ha ha, hardly. They're solidly in the other camp, and the new government will supposedly be banning foreign buyers and cutting immigration.

So what exactly is the problem with that? Can you spell it out for a dumb fedora like me?

>Get 50% less votes than top party
>Becomes prime minister

KEK

kek, so NZ are having their Blair now, France just had their Blair in Macron and realised within 2 weeks he was a complete sham at least ours lasted a term or so.

Well done Kiwis enjoy your enrichment.

>New Zealand have an election once every 3 years

Why? FOr what purpose do they do this?

National managed to kill off their potential coalition partners, so they couldn't put together a majority, but the 3 opposition parties could together . Now they're left with just Act to cultivate, and that party is on life-support.

We get bored of them and want a new one. With proportional representation you get all sorts of weird entertaining mixtures.

Something to do

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Friendly reminder that Dobbin's priorities are
>climate
>women
>inequality

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAY KWEEN

Curwen Rolinson, please fuck off.

Hope you voted for these guys.

>No immigration portfolio
>No free to air sports
>No Maori seats referendum

Sure as fuck isn't this old cunt on the brink of dementia.

>Well done Kiwis enjoy your enrichment.
No man haven't you heard BASED Jacinda "President of the International Union of Socialist Youth" Ardern is trying to stop filthy foreign capitalists from buying our houses. She's going to stop immigration and make new zealand white again!!

National these days are nothing like decades gone by. They even have an actual Chinese spy as an MP.

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11934852

YET, she only got sworn in today for fucks sake.

Yep, I voted National admittedly while knowing it has a chink problem but labour really are nigger lovers. National was better for me financially because I work and have no kids.

apparently she used to be a mormon but left the church because of muh gay rights

Hey, he's got that vital Minister for Racing role all locked up though!

I never found her attractive but holy fuck what happened? Aged like sour milk

So brave of her to defy convention

She stood the risk of condemnation by media outlets

>That comment
>That flag

wut

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>wymen
>keeping a oath

> These are you average kiwi posters

>Robotic citizens have more rights than human females

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What is wrong with that?
The whole point of secular government is to separate religious objectives from the objectives of government.

Are you guys seriously suggesting we should lower ourselves to level of Muslims?

Bible is jewish cuck worship

We're not godless heathens like the US. Our sovereign is also the Supreme Governor of the Church of England.

I always thought, that swearing on the holy book of a religion you do not follow is sign of deep disrespect to said religion.

well damn