Like i get if you're actually gay, but i'm getting tired of seeing this everywhere now.
Let's get one thing straight, user. You're not gay, you do not want dick.
That is, unless you are. Then by all means get that dick.
This being said my best friend is gay.
When did this dick meme become a thing?
Dick is not meme
Dick is unity
Lurk more.
>Let's get one thing straight, user.
I like your style
Traps, as they're called, have been a thing for a while. Re:Zero being the most popular show of the year and Felix also adding on the catgirl fetish (and being a fairly amusing character, and I'm not into traps at all) amplifies this.
/thread
gays not welcome
What probably gets our willy all willy nilly is that the body has the curves and shape that tell us it's a woman, but then our intellect is telling us it's got a penis. Truly fascinating.
I've just accepted that I'm sexually attracted to anything that could make my dick feel good.
Gay acceptance was a mistake.
Bony little boys don't have curves.
Around the time of the Roman Empire I'd imagine, possibly before that even
I've never understood this stupid "traps aren't gay" meme.
>it's not gay because you're attracted to the feminine features!
Then you'd just fuck a girl, not a guy. The fact that you KNOW "she" has a DICK is the reason your faggot ass wants to fuck the trap. If you didn't want the dick you'd just have sex with a girl. It's the same with reverse traps, it's because the reverse trap secretly has a vagina (therefore being a chick) is the reason why straight men want to fuck them.
Greeks, romans, your mom.
>my best friend is gay
Nigger, hahaha
My best friends is a nigger btw
>My best friend is gay
I hate when people use this as evidence they aren't homophobic. I don't personally know any gay people, that I'm aware of. Am I a fucking homophobe? It's irrelevant.
Perfect, and just seconds before me.
Gas yourself, hahaha
My best friend is a kike btw
>having friends
>not being gay
>not liking dick
But people will draw them with curves.
The pervasiveness of the meme means I have long since trying to convince anyone logically, but liking dick does not actually make you gay.
I mean, it's easily demonstrable that actual homosexual men do not like futa or traps. They are not attracted to feminine features. The gentle curves of a trap's body, their wide hips and thin waist, etc. are all turn-offs for homosexual males. To say nothing of breasts on futanari.
"But the dick is a masculine feature!", I hear you cry. Actually, no. The brain is a primordial meat analysis system and penises are a little too esoteric for it to properly analyze. Penises are round and lithe, they don't ring "masculine" at all. Masculine things are broad and have hard edges. This goes for vaginas as well, they're just bizarre oblong shapes. So yes, a homosexual male can enjoy a vagina without becoming heterosexual, but they won't like a vagina on someone with female features. The infamous "actress" Buck Angel is an example of a vagina on someone with distinctly masculine features. (And yes Buck Angel was born female, I've done some damn dark research on this.)
If you only like traps and futa, you're not really gay. You might think you're gay, but you're fake gay.
What are you even going on about? Don't tell me you believe the Sup Forums brainwashing is any different from any other groups radicalization.
Bony little girls don't have curves either, so the trick still works.
>"But the dick is a masculine feature!", I hear you cry. Actually, no
>Actually, no
user, I believe what you are referring to, and which you probably are, is bisexuality.
Believe it or not, it's not impossible or even unlikely for the brain and body to have chemical variations that change how and what you want to fuck.
...
No, really. The brain identifies masculine and feminine as a general shape of the body. The penis is too small and localized to actually define the shape of a body.
Understand that your brain is the result of several billion years of trying to analyze its surroundings. It can get confused by tiny things that don't match up with what it expects. As far as humans are concerned, masculine = broad, slanted, hard curves, feminine = lithe, sloping, soft curves. Penis = lithe and sloping, soft-curved tip, brain detects it as not particularly masculine. However, it is usually attached to something that rings tremendously masculine, that is, the male physique.
A penis on a rock would be just as confusing as a penis on a female.
>It's not dick sucking if someone places their penis in your open mouth right, it only counts if your lips touch right?
Quoted from my best friend
And if I was a full fledged faggot, I'd just fuck a guy that looks like a guy and would go looking for guys that looks like girls. Can someone claim to be a faggot if he can't even stand to the smell of a manly man?
There must be a middle ground if we go with this reasoning.