Brit/pol/ - UKIP Edition

>HS2 finance chief quits over £1.7m redundancy payments
birminghampost.co.uk/business/finance/hs2-finance-chief-quits-over-13808760

>Holocaust memorial to be built outside of Parliament
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/24/team-led-david-adjaye-design-uks-holocaust-memorial

>SNP expert group ‘to recommend creation of Scottish pound’
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/snp-expert-group-recommend-creation-scottish-pound/

>Denny's announces expansion into the UK
globenewswire.com/news-release/2017/10/19/1150292/0/en/Denny-s-Announces-Expansion-Into-United-Kingdom.html

>ALL CRIME UP!!!!
ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/bulletins/crimeinenglandandwales/june2017

>Ken Clarke: Parliament can stop a ‘no deal Brexit’
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/ken-clarke-parliament-can-stop-no-deal-brexit/

>St Paul’s Cathedral to host Grenfell Tower memorial service
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/24/st-pauls-ptg-cathedral-to-host-grenfell-tower-memorial-service

>Free Speech versus the New Repression - a small victory for liberty on a windy hilltop
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/10/free-speech-versus-the-new-repression-a-small-victory-for-liberty-on-a-windy-hilltop-.html

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First for Friday night curry

second for friday night slashed

On tonight's show!

>Emma Thompson
>Adam Sandler
>Claire Foy
>Cara Delevingne
>Morrissey

BBC One, 10:35pm

BEST

SCOTLAND STANDS SIDE BY SIDE WITH OUR BROTHERS IN CATALONIA.

THE PEOPLE'S RIGHT TO SELF-DETERMINATION MUST BE RECOGNISED.

IF ANY CATALANS ARE READING THIS, KNOW YOU HAVE AN ALLY IN US.

Britpol is homosexual

I'm into fart-swapping

Send me your farts in rubber balloons, I send mine in return, good smells

Captcha Toilette Give

>watching TV

No it doesn't.

Start buying guns.

I will accept a Labour government next GE if it kills the SNP.

>This ugly cunt thinks she speaks on behalf of the country
Getting pretty boring now

Found your true self at last, I see

Fuck off Scotland, you faggots.

Imagine stirring last night's haggis...

Good post. Not really. kys.

>Morrissey

Should be decent.

>Morrissey
Gunna b gud
Cara is a qt btw

Don't get ahead of yourself m8 I still won't shag you

>in the confusion Russia annexes Catalonia

>Denny's announces expansion into the UK
I see our revenge for perfidious Albion helping Cuba is going to plan

Dumb Caraposter

What are the best English counties gents?

The ignorance of you people irritates me.

Why is she wearing marigolds - she just finished cleaning the bog?

Prostate massage

This x100

Why can't Catholics just accept us?

>Me so woke
>Me so enlightened

Remember that tripshit apartheid is in full effect. Do not reply.

Well I did beat off with the hand that had your name wrote on it last night, so I sort of feel like you already have...

she looks like she's about to unblock a drain

What food does Denny's even do?
Is it good?

Makes sense that you can't tell sex apart from a wank tbqh

Obviously no metropolitan counties.

...

For fuck's sake lads. The tripnigger apartheid is in place. Don't associate with them.

She can unblock my toilet if you know what I mean

You're not welcome in this thread shart in mart

Stupid fucking cunt, why cant she see beyond "MUH FUCKING INDEPNDENCE" is that literally the only thing Scotland is relevant for now?

Spain is gonna veto the fucking shit out of Scotland if they ever try and break away now guaranteed.

Truly one of the worst politicians of our times

Who else here a /lightweight/ drinker?

Catholicism is better
Hitchens is an ethnic jew
Tripfags were raped by there dad

The FA is going to sue the shit out of you.

>champions Scottish independence
>by continuing to harp on about it she has destroyed any chance of a second referendum
Its like poetry.

What are you gonna do about it? Lose your teeth at me? Give preteen girls to the friendly Asian boys in the estate house down the street?

>there
>anonymongs

Like Lahndan, West Midlands etc.?

Are Suffolk and Norfolk nice?

looks like she already has.

also czech'd

>kneels

Name a single politician from the left or the right who would call THREE referendums despite being in favour of the status quo in all three of them.
PROTIP: you can't! Because throughout our entire history there was only one Prime Minister who truly believed in democracy and his name is DAVID CAMERON
Miss him yet? You will never get to taste direct democracy EVER AGAIN!

Delet

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/27/christian-felix-ngole-thrown-out-sheffield-university-anti-gay-remarks-loses-appeal?CMP=share_btn_tw

Not even the race card can protect Christians from religious persecutions

You're literally a one thread trip

Yeah, if its got a major city it's probably a cesspool. Norfolk is a really beautiful county, not been Suffolk though.

People can shit on Cameron as much as they like, but at least he had some level of integrity.

>anonymongs

I miss Cameron's banter at PMQs

>still responding to tripshits

whoever posted the kenneth clark civilization series:

youtube.com/watch?v=z4UwvBhXuxE&index=13&list=PLYRSFu5IDQUMvSFgB6u8RfvK8B6c1h8iS

thank u, i feel comfy at last

feel peace for a fleeting moment

What banter?

He ripped the pish out of Ed Miliband every week.

Do you think Cameron was particularly charismatic, or just appears to have been so in comparison to Theresa May?

45:15 for a little lesson about life boys

I'm an unapologetic, staunch Blairite,

Ask me Anything

Not difficult though, anyone with the loosest grasp on the English language could take the piss out of Wallace 2.0

Where did the bad man touch you?

did he tell his mate he wasn't good looking?

I don't think he is exceptionally charismatic, but he replaced and was replaced by PMs who lack any amount of charisma.

Rimmers not coming back, is he...

...

i told him he was an ugly cunt and he stopped texting me.

Nah but seriously i told him he was average looking and should do something about his shite hair

Good.

NOT

AN

ARGUMENT

Looks like Blairism wins again

What exactly is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

At what age did you first realise you were a giant fucking faggot user?

Who here Southamtpon? I like the FC and was wondering if they have the same problems with the nigs/pakis.

Not a single argument.

Even Rimjob could muster up one, pathetic smelly anti blairite scum

Look, I know you're not doing much these days Tony. But shitposting on Sup Forums isn't a good way to spend your time.

Scum cunt.

the fact you're posting on friday night with a tripcode means you are a failure

Wales.

Nig or Paki?

You didn't ask for an argument you berk, you said AMA.

this place is so boring without any drama tbqh

>We respect position, people of Catalonia must have ability to determine own future
>Complains how brexit is wrong

Who remembers this?

Uncomfy train news
abcommuters.wordpress.com/2017/08/07/exclusive-new-documents-revealed-suggesting-further-cover-ups-around-nationwide-plans-for-doo/

We all can't be Prime Minister.

He's saying because you like South'ton

Not an argument right wing fuck

93% white

Digits confirm

Morrisey!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The racist bumfag is still based

Blairism has done more good for this country than any other political movement since the Romans.

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

What are you even on about?

Why? Because I'm not English? I support my local club as well. But English football is far superior, obviously.

So go see what the latest drama with your robot buttbuddies is. Maybe tilde has a new blog entry out...

Still don't see what's wrong with that.

blair pepes have more influence and worth than any tripnog

Is there a hotter grill on TV right now than the Irish robot wars lass?

I don't post on r9k you fat faggot