Is this a case of left can't meme?

I can't understand wtf they were trying to say here. Granted it's a black Instagram account but how can anyone be this bad at English?

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what does that pic even say? what emotion does it convey? i don't get it. there are people with fake beards?

I DON'T GET IT

Everything about that girl looks fake though

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What ?

Fake beard?

>Some men have fake beards

This is news to me. Is this an urban thing?

nice domestic terrorist flag cosplay, faggot kys

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It's a joke about girls with a ton of makeup you autists

The coloreds use a product that paints their beards to make them look fuller. Think of that spray shit people used on their balding spots.

>fake beard
Is this a real thing?

This is the first time i've heard of such a thing.

second language and he still got it before the americans

do black people draw their beards on?

This

>takes memeflags serious
how new/underage are you?

nope but their pubes are made of wood

Of that is the joke it’s the worst composed joke/meme I’ve ever seen.

At least the Hill dawgs are ironically bad this is just... it just doesn’t make any sense

This must be that classic Germanic humor I always hear about

>Think of that spray shit people used on their balding spots.
kek i remember seeing those ads late at night when watching insomniac

George Washington had wooden pubes

memeflags are shills almost 100% of the time

The caption is sarcastic. The girl thought she was dating a man with a beard; turns out that the girl is wearing makeup that can be washed up.

Thanks and congrats to your claimed independence

how the fuck do you fake a beard that washes off?

The joke is that the dudes face in the pic is a different color than his legs.

not new nor underage hahahahahah

the bitch has fake hair fake tan fake lips fake eyelashes 3 pounds of makeup and possibly a big dong hiding in those panties so who's really in the wrong here

>almost 100% of the time
that guy should get fired if he's a shill
>what do they do?

me for replying in this thread

this guy gets it

Is it?

I wasn't saying that he in particular was a shill, just that most shills use meme flags

they hide the fact that a nigger or jew is posting

>Almost
>100%
Which is it faggot

>women don't know what face shaving is

Did I solve it?

im scottish, this is a meme flag reeeeeeeeeee

blacks paint their beards and hair.
balding men do it to look fuller.

Most niggers can't grow real beards, they get patchy super curly pube mess that is 90% ingrown hairs. So to fake the look for having a stubble beard/5 o clock shadow they draw it on with make up. Tons of arabs and spics fill in their beard line with makeup just like women do for their eyebrows.

stolen from African slaves

Now I know how those arab fucks have such thick stubble. I always wondered how they got it that way. Looks goofy.

BOOZY

AHHHHHHHHHH
GRAB THAT SHIT!!!

U jelly ur not a me me master faggit

>muh hairline

I can't even imagine being this pathetic

It looks like that nigger took a permanent marker to its head. Knowing the stupidity of niggers, we probably did it to himself and also thought it would look good.

Niggers truly are trash.

>black insta

They must be referring to how thin and drawn on looking negro or spic beards can be.

the fuck is a fake beard

What the fuck am I even reading aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

top hue

Looks like a gimp suit for your hair, these nigs

haha the absolute state of niggers.

I love being a WHITE northsman who naturally grows lush beards hipsters and nu males could only dream of having but can never achieve that look with spindly arms and legs.

Hair line issues is a touchy issue for black men.
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what the fuck

Is this for real?

This
I only read geo flags posts. Dont be a pussy be pround of your country. Even if its a shithole

no way this is true

its so obtuse though, i get how it's subverting the thing about women with lots of makeup, but it's not actually funny

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Are you fucking serious??

>Gimme dat chrome dome

It's 100% true.

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>Even if its a shithole
no one can claim you a hypocrite

This is true, I'm a J2 with Jewish and Arab ancestry and cant grow a bear like the bonde guys and instead it looks like a vagina hair. I noticed it in some other middle eastern looking guys but never, until now knew thats a racial issue lol

I grew up in a shitskin neighborhood and all the teen boys wanted to grow a beard/mustache but most could not.
Here we even call it perker skæg (paki mustache).
a lot of time they only get sort thin whiskers but they don't shave it off.
i would not be suprised if they paint their beards to but i haven't really been around them for a long time.

I look like a picrelated. Notice the pubic like hairs on the beard. Any way to grow a proper beard?

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Every black/arab/spic celeb that you've ever seen with a beard, every black guy on social media with that perfect 5 o clock shadow. Its makeup.

hi guys im gay

pls Reply
gib cums and cox pretty plox

will suk real gud

wan To get down on This dix
gods im so fkin herny
cant belib i have 2 Post on 4chin 4 cok
im so pathetic

if i don' get cockx Or cums ill litrly go crazy

gibs me Your hot shafts plox

gods im such a Mother fucking thirsty slut

if i dont have coxz or cummies den i Will literally Die

y wont dicks cum inside m realy gud at blow head bang'
stick it In me like the dirty hoe i am

let me preten to be gurl who lets you fuck Her ;D
i wont getz any Sleep till i have all the coxxx

cum play wit me Tonight ;)

plox reads all capitalized wordks

A man should shave anyway.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking subhumans hahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahah.

Holy fuck that's sad. Kek confirms, checked.

here charles barkley alludes to lebron using paint
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>being white and being honest in every aspect of life

happi intenpentence sweetiee

Yummy

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i dont get it

She's his fake beard.

Jesus how fucking brutal I'm dying

arabs/blacks want that Dan Bilzerian look so bad.

You actually need to kill yourself as soon as possible. Wow

Is he dropping acid?

well he isnt buggering sheep while pretending to be a convict

Nah, he’s dropping gays from buildings

Bazango

>the state of the modern negro.
youtube.com/watch?v=bsFvsej5nhc&t=61s

This is why he wears a headband.

jesus christ

How insecure can a nigga be

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> Gimme dat fresh asphalt look nigga

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What the fuck........

KEK on the five now

I put mascara in my beard once. I also died it once to a dark brown, but never have I painted my face to make up for a whispy / bald spot. Dying it to a darker color makes it look 100% better desu senpai, you guys should try it at the end of no shave November

Instructions unclear tail stuck in shell

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>having to state that is not underage/new
Good try though.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

t. roastie.
that girl is a fucking dream.

double pounded
Old meme take it back to 9gag where it and you belong