You miraculously make a family of your own and have a child

>you miraculously make a family of your own and have a child.
>wife lets you decide the name

What would you name him user?

only weab names allowed

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Son = Rui
Daughter = Remilia

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you know the drill

no sane parent would name their child with weird names, r-right?

Yuiyui

male: Kamina Michael Jordan Cowboy Bebop
female: Sakura

Girl-> Mikoto
Boy-> Akira

Kiiroyuki (黄雪)

Does it need to sound weeb as fuck or are stealth weeb names allowed too?

stealth weab names? like what?

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Naruto. If girl also Naruto

M 冷太
F 静子
So that they become a nice boy or girl who don't get into trouble.

marisa for example.

There is nothing wrong with the name Marisa.
behindthename.com/name/marisa/top/united-states

>boy
Kensamarabi.

>girl
Chichi

A name that could easily work in another language or is actually in another language and is only recognizable as a weeb name if you recognize the source/pattern.

How new are you brah

>only weab names allowed
Sorry, but my son would be named Meriadoc. It's just such a pleasant name.

Jacob?

Anna

Rurushu vui Buritannia

I can tell that thw F name is either Shizuko or Kyoko, but what the fuck is 冷太? Reioo ?

Eris for girl and boys are given away for adoption

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I'd name her Megane, this way I could call her Megumin and people would just think it's a cute nickname, also I want to see her face when she's a teenager and I tell her I just named her "glasses" in japanese.

Mistake

Male: Kirito Sasuke Lamperouge
Female: Kuroneko Madoka Suzumoya

Reifuto?
Tsumetafuto?

Alexander Siegfried

Kairi?
Nanalan?

If a boy: Shinji
If a girl: Rei

Sorry, not him.
Just recently reread based LotR, remembered what a great name that was.

rei sounds like it could be a real name though. you should name her misato or asuka instead because it sounds more weeb.

Alexander, because my name is Philip and I'm a huge history weeb and because I liked Alexander in Fate/Zero

If a boy, Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru
If a girl, Yuusha ni Narenakatta Ore wa Shibushibu Shuushoku wo Ketsui Shimashita
If a dog, Kumo Desu Ga, Nani Ka

Male = Kino
Female = Kino
Fucker's going to be named after a poor Mexican fisherman or a poor not-British wanderer.

8man!

"Wow dad, you named me after an awesome, badass god of war?!"
"ｗｗｗ～～～～" I named you after a fucking loser!"

I named my daughter Rei. She doesn't know where that name is from, and thinks that it is unique and cute.

My wife named our daughter Saya after Saya no Uta. I don't look forward to day that we have to tell her where her name came from.

Jack

I'm literally Japanese, so I most likely will think of some weeab ass name.

When my brother was born and my parents asked for suggestions for a name, I suggested one of my favorite character names from an anime I liked.
>mfw they used it
I never told my brother, though.

My older brother did the exact same shit to me. He named me after the Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. It was either that or Michael Angelo from TTMT.

Saya is a good Shoggoth.

If it's a boy: Tetsuo

If it's a girl: rururaruri rurararirararururirirari rirararururararururararirari

Hi Jason.

ZAMASU

Came here to post this

If it's a girl: Alice
If it's a boy: Alice

Risa/Lisa
Rize/Lize

stuff like that.

guillotine gorilla

prolly Reita

Mobilesuitgundam

Vash would be an excellent weeb name for a boy or a girl. It's simple, unique, and elegant.

This

Nanoha, I want her to be as based as her.

Niggar Nutzack

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

No matter if its a boy or a girl.

If boy, Casval
If girl, Kamille

Shinji or Rei

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If I ever have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Meiling. Because it's the only weeb name that I can think of that works in my language.

Boy: Masaka
Girl: Tadaima

Oh, so apparently it's 伶太 and he's just a retard, got it

this

Boy: kakyoin
Girl: i wanted a boy

Shiba Tatsuya

This.

If it's a girl: Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
If it's a boy: Naruto

If it was a girl, Kagami
Then I would call her Kagamin and dress her in cute girly clothes
If it was a boy, see above

if girl: Wilhelmina Braunschweig Ingenohl Friedeburg

if boy: abortion and another try

john

I'm not even an Ilyafag but i love her name. Not to mention it's a legit name in my country,though super rare.

Daughter: Kaori or Michiru
Boy: Ryoma, it's not even a debate.

That child is 6 years old now, old enough to search her name and maybe eventually find this post.

Girl: Arisa
Boy: John Smith

Cumslave
Cumslave

>ctrl+f Lelouch
>no results
Fucking plebs. If outer gods willing I ever did bring forth biological spawn into this world, I could actually see myself somewhat seriously considering naming the kid Lelouch. Unlike most of the names here it could actually pass for a non-weeb name, unlike naming your kid Kiririn or Kensuke.

>could actually pass for a non-weeb name
Have you tried googling it?

What does it say that I read that pronounced as "mii stakeh" at first glance?

Girl Kirino
Boy Hank Hill

I mean among normalfags. Your average third grade teacher is much more likely to not question a kid named something that just sounds like some weird but still western new age name like Aiden as opposed to a white kid named Sakamoto.

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Boy: Taiga
Girl: Taiga

catherine and call her katyusha as nickname

Mio.
It's weaby AND normal

Who cares about a name! Having brought life into this world once I'd endeavour to do it again! But this time with my waifu!

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Boy: Franz
Girl: Kafuka

If boy: Zamasu.
If girl: Gowasu.

Girl: Umaru
Boy: Taipei

I'd make sure either older one was the boy and try to make the girl learn to loves Vidya and other weeb activities. I'd also buy the girl an orange hamster hoodie

Boy: Walter
Girl: Victoria

Girl: Yuki
Boy: Yuuji

Sariel Basileia Othinus
Athanasia Degurechaff
Bernkastel Theotanasia
Tabitha Alipheese

My child is going to hate me.

nah kids these days are named all kind of retarded things, you'll fit right in

Female: TaQuaysha
Male: JoQuayron

Can't wait till they fill the boxes in the SATs with their name. It's going to be a living hell.

If it´s a boy, Midoriya. So I can say MIDORIYA, MY BOY, as I impart my wisdom upon him.

If it´s a girl, Yura. I will raise her to be the cutest operator.

Joseph Johnathan [surname]

reimu could pass for a decent name in the west