>Literally earns billions overnight after reporting 3rd quarter earnings
>Filed for pharmaceutical license in 12+ states
>Artificially slashing Whole Foods prices, has already put Amazon lockers in some locations, intends to use Whole Foods locations as part of world domination
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Seriously, what the fuck Sup Forums?
Amazon and Bezos general
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Internet is the modern day gold rush.. Jeff Bezos found the goldmine
He should buy out UPS
They constantly innovate and understand their users. Amazon Web Services is absolutely brilliant and it's worth more than Amazon itself. They saw the potential in connecting people with what they want and Bezos is reaping the rewards.
And at least he isnt a jew
THE AGE OF CYBER PUNK CORPORATISM IS HERE YOU FAGGOTS
>trump forces amazon to break up
>bezos becomes multi millionaire
TFW Bezos unironically becomes Kane
Peace through power.
if he were really smart he'd buy out uber and lyft as well.
amazon ride should be thing.
This.
When will Sup Forums and the alt-right realize this? They want us to have a race war so it keeps us distracted and allows them to exert full control of the system.
Amazon is coming to Australia soon, what do you Americans think of it?
>Amazon Web Services is absolutely brilliant and it's worth more than Amazon itself.
AWS is great, I use some instances every now and then. I love how you can rent out a computer with 4 GPUs plus a retarded amount of RAM and just use it.
Sauce on coming to Australia? Big if true.
>implying future
dumbass.
time to rebel
>ITT butthurt commies
Amazon wins in the free market because they are superior. Simple as that folks. Get fucked.
Only because he sold out to the CIA like kikebook and Jewgle
They've been working on it for a year. They'll have the Amazon store (they've got something like 200 Australian companies on board plus all the big international ones) nation wide, plus Amazon Fresh in the capital cities. I've heard rumors that they're going to start up next month to rape Wesfarmers and Woolies.
They're hiring for depots. So it's official, just not announced.
Checked. Not sure if I follow, though.
All fun and games until we all become PrimeCitizens with PrimeSecurity and they become the next police state. They just announced a few days ago that they're releasing a feature this November that lets strangers into your home while filming the whole thing.
From the article: “This is not an experiment for us,” said Peter Larsen, Amazon vice president of delivery technology. “This is a core part of the Amazon shopping experience from this point forward.”
gay shit hell
Amazon is pretty fucking fantastic. Snag a prime membership if you can. Less than a hundred a year for free 2 day shipping of almost everything, and free movies, and free other shit, and discounts.
Bad news - Amazon is deep in bed with the US government. They scored a $600 million contract a year or two back and have been earning their money ever since. Currently they are developing a new AI platform with Microsoft. Also on the docket is a plan to force people into letting delivery men into their house when they are not home. I am hoping the plan dies a horrible death.
>Seriously, what the fuck Sup Forums?
Amazon is assuming the place Sears and Walmart used to fill. Within ten years both will be dead and Bezos will be running the largest retail chain in America.
Not much else to know/care about.
>TFW the CIA will never buy me out
Why even live?
>All fun and games until we all become PrimeCitizens with PrimeSecurity and they become the next police state
that will serve as justification for the nazi ancap police state
It's the cheapest and everyone else trying to sell us stuff is an overcharging luddite piece of shit. It's not our fault. London is banning Uber because of these people and you bet that shit pissed me off.
Also reminder that rich people can't be rich people if nobody else has any fucking money. Don't be paranoid, our system sucks but it works.
London is banning Uber because refugees keep raping passengers
Somehow can't keep their website up though.
Been down a few times the past couple days.
>Less than a hundred a year for free 2 day shipping of almost everything, and free movies, and free other shit, and discounts.
Sounds good. Better than Australia Post charging you $40 to ship a 2 kg parcel.
>Amazon is deep in bed with the US government.
So is the Australian government. Nothing new.
It's dead convenient for giving gifts to family members who live in far away states. Otherwise I don't hardly use Amazon
>a guy gets rich because he provides services that make lives better
>wtf we need to do something
The absolute state of Sup Forums
Bezos had a hand in creating Uber and Airbnb I believe
Amazon is never down. Ever.
there were 1000s of these kind of these kind of companies out there, I remember it very well, until they all disappeared an then there was only amazon left
It went down in march, but that was because someone working for AWS accidentally all of S3.
I don't purchase gizmos and jew widgets anyway.
If I buy all of my obscure Sup Forums books from Amazon will they have access to my purchase records?
Sometimes when you see there stories I wonder how sad yuropoors must feel sitting alone being very poor
God damn I love this wonderful rich country.
>spend money for a subscription
>get “free” shit
>whoa what a good deal!
Bezos has cracked the code
Congratulations Amazon! Love your service.
>cnbc.com
Bezos didn't earn billions, the value of something he owned was re-evaluated based on good results. If he tried to actually realise that $7 billion as cash by selling, the stock would crater because a lot of Amazon's stock value depends on Bezos' Semitic villainousness.
Gov't smashes amazon because gov't is superior
Get fucked, small gov't tards
I get so sick of these "richest person" memes.
The first 10 are Rothschilds, with other central banikng & royal families following them.
People like Bezos or Gates would be lucky to be in the top 100.
No shit, Einstein.
>you can order food over the internet with clicks of a button and have it delivered in 2 days or possibly less
i hate this degenerate corporatism hell hole
suicide becomes more of an open option by the fucking day
He may be a dirty leftist, but at least he's breaking the college bookstore monopoly for those not smart enough to torrent the pdfs.
What would happen if Chuck whipped out his sword and ran that guy through?
Fuck off Luddite scum. There's nothing wrong with Amazon at all. I don't even care that Jeff supports open borders and is a CIA spook. He deserves all the money he's getting.
>being a Luddite is the same as not wanting people to be to be degenerate couch potatoes
ok
>Jeff Bezos found the goldmine
who knew selling lists of people who read mein kampf could be so profitable
I am legit intrigued by this motherfucker he has no chill
No chill at all
Richest business owner, but still not a trillionaire Rothschild.
It costs a lot tho
so he needs to die. painfully. we can't let him get the A.I. codes.
Amazon is going to bring you the technocracy we've all been waiting for.
And it's beautiful.
Gattaca when?
I think its funny they have hi-jacked that word.
When i was a kid, "Amazon" meant rainforests, parrots, trees, nature at its most diverse and glorious.
Now it means endless warehouses of cheap shit, meaningless bits of plastic and paper nobody really needs, the real amazon is being destroyed for consumption of cheap goods and it makes me fucking sick.
This world is too much sometimes. Down with these fuckers.
>Whole Foods dominating the world
Haha not with these prices
I saw an article recently that said jewazon was going to test out its own delivery service
last 2 years Whole Foods had the lowest price in my area for pre-cooked, sauced, heat and serve chicken wings, on Super Bowl weekend. $7.99 for 2 lbs and they were OK for pre-fab food.
check it out at the next Bowl
Physical retail has been dying for decades. Online retail can undercut them because they have a lower overhead. Gamestop for instance has been dyiing, going down every quarter.
It still has a place in selling perishable food which is why Amazon is buying Whole Foods. It also has a place in selling very large ticket items (cars, ovens, refrigerators, top end clothing).
Once droid technology gets to the point where you can do all your shopping online and have it arrive within 6 hours though the Whole Foods and Safeways are going to start dying. Than only the high ticket stores will be in bussiness.
Soon the only stores up will
This
Make way for the incoming Technocracy, inferior ideologylets
Capped. Insightful.
CS student here, just got an internship offer from them for 7.7k/month as a 19 year old. How does this make you feel NEETs?
>Now it means endless warehouses of cheap shit, meaningless bits of plastic and paper nobody really needs
Do you really need your computer?
Why don't you go live in the forest if you love it so much?
it's literally going to be Amazon/competitor megacorp providing all retail from central hubs and small boutique businesses focussing on customer service/product knowledge for the discerning/monied.
This. Amazon will become the IRL Wallace Corp and 30 years from now will run the colonies on Mars, The Moon, and Jupiter from its earth headquarters, a 200-story tall pyramid towering over the rest of LA or NYC.
That sounds about right.
Service jobs are going to stay strong until the robots get more advanced and take their jobs.
Man the lower class/middle class is going to be FUCKED in the future. LOL
Uber is a debt ridden piece of shit bleeding money if I remember correctly
Nah. Corporations are like fireworks. They come up suddenly, get really big, and dye just as fast.
A few decades ago people were talking about Walmart like how we talk about Amazon. Now Walmart is worried it's days are numbered. Amazon too will have a similar fate.
Isn't there laws against being a monopoly? Like when Microsoft was dominating in the 90's and got spanked
>there can be a future for society without a middle class
unless we go full socialist and shit and have UBI
and thats impossible to do in the US
They arn't a monopoly. There are literally hundreds of rival online and physical retailers.
Dominating market=/=being a monopoly
monopoly=no other retailers exist, not even shitty ones
Unlike walmart, amazon is anti-gun/second ammendment. I can buy ammo and guns in walmart, I can at least buy 10 round magazines from ebay. I can't buy shit from amazon except scopes and holsters. I've had amazon prime for two years now, but anyone who is anti-2nd ammendment doesn't sit right with me, they are closet kikes.
Maybe sixty years down the road.
They already do that in my neck of the woods. Unmarked cars, I think it's somewhat outsourced labor like uber
...
I think the middle class is going to get a lot smaller.
We are not going to need physical labor jobs because robots. We won't need service or retail jobs because online, droids, and robots.
Eventually we won't even need the number crunching jobs because ai learning is going to start making software that can regulate itself.
Eventually there will only be an elite upper class, a massive fleet of loyal ai and robots that do the lower/middle class work, and the middle class humans will comprise the niche roles that ai isn't good at.
When he finally gets monopoly on every kind of retail prices will go up 100% overnight.
Also remember that he now has control on people door locks (yep seriously people are now letting Amazon control their door locks).
If one day he gets pissed at nazis he'll just lock your door when your out and will forbid you from buying and you'll die of hunger in the street like drug addicted hobo.
The only good thing about this is that he'll use some of his billions to send Blue Origins spacecrafts on the Moon and Mars and more.
i hope gattaca becomes a reality
when we can edit everyone's genes, this whole ((((race)))) shit will go away
>one man is soon to own all retail in the world
>we don't need to do anything
Pretty much this.
Also, saved. People like Bezos are pikers compared to these fuckers.
No we've always had that. We had unlicensed minicabs for years, then TfL licensed them, prices went up, then we had Uber. We've always had rapey cabbies.
On one hand it extremely shitty that Amazon is slowly turning into some futuristic megacorp that has absolute monopoly and killed of entire economic sectors on the other hand I can't help to love them for their outstanding service
>30 days no fault return of everything , you don't even need to pay for shipping
>Ultra helpful and emphatic customer service
>Extremely wide market of everything from redpilled books on Pisslam and jews, borderline illegal books on survelliance escape to a dildos and knives to special mods for your penis pump
I haven't visited a shop for 4 years, everything from Amazon
Too had when they gain total monopoly they'll stop giving a fuck and it will me another totalitarian megacorp shaking hand with the gov globalist fucks
yeah i love Amazon's service so fuck it, idgaf
been prime for 5 years now, it's saved me over a grand
That's nigger food. "Wangs" are for nigs. At least eat drumsticks
It won't get to that point, imo.
The masses will revolt. Cities will become warzones.
The people that stand to loose from this are the incompetent members of the masses. The competent ones will become the niche middle class.
A bunch of incompetent people arn't going to be very good at revolting. It's not like the movies where all the bright smart people are with the rebels and the empire has all the dummies, it's the reverse. The empire has the smart people and the rebels are stupid.
There's one other thing much BIGGER. The masses have the ability to escape reality. Why die in a fucking civil war or risk getting thrown in jail for causing trouble when you can just stay at home with your VR games and AI waifu. The lower class will enjoy their extinction.
>jeff-bezos-is-now-the-richest-man-in-the-world
are you sure?
How much money do the Rothschild have?
When have you ever seen a list of "richest people in the world that just happen to be business owners but that's not mentioned" that included them or people like them?
they sucked. amazon was superior to them in every way.
>What would happen if Chuck whipped out his sword and ran that guy through?
The sand and sheet people would make him Lawrence of Arabia and want to fuck his ex wife.
>when you can just stay at home with your VR games and AI waifu
Still not likely. That would mean that the plebs would depend on gibs for everything. Gibs don't make the elites rich; debt does.
For debt machine to keep revolving means the people need to have jobs, mortgages, credit cards, cars etc - ie economy has to be functioning. If everyone is on gov't gibs, economy grinds to a halt.
>the age where for profit businesses manage to offer public utilities and services at a higher quality and lower price than governments due to the free market
>their machinations ironically are checked by the free market since a competitor will crush them once they fail to offer the best products with the most transparency
I prefer ancap technocratic dystopia to liberal totalitarian dystopia
I've worked in retail. There are only two types of customers
>smart people looked at it in the store, then bought it off amazon or ali baba or ebay for less money even when it was less convenient and not literally 2 day shipping and godtier product support
>never ask questions because they have already researched the product
>because what kind of retail drone actually knows jack fucking shit about the stuff they ostensibly are paid to sell
>complete fucking dumbasses and immigrants(worse because bladerunner cityspeak tier spanglish when they can even speak english) who have done no product research, have no financial self control, and will buy whatever you put in their hand as an (((expert)))
brick and mortar are pretty much relying on the latter to keep acting like niggers, but soon amazon is going to be simple and fast enough for the dumbest fuck.
Dumb people are going to get fucked in the near future, but probably won't realize it. McAmazon straight to the door and all that. Smart people will just have to work harder to find anything of quality/learn to do it themselves due to the breaking down of local level product setup and servicing. (((upper middle class))) and rich will have a small and expensive version of such (think real non drug related cigar/tobacco shops, most white hobbies like golf, tennis, biking, archery, etc proshops) service oriented businesses working like a Trust to preserve their sliver of an industry
>middle class
>UBI state enforced poverty
imfuckingplying
>check it out at the next Bowl
I don't think you got the memo champ.
pic or it didn't happen faggot
>that included them or people like them?
royalty are not included in these 'richest faggots' lists
All you need is a couple hundred angry people to storm a place and indiscriminately kill to stop someone/something from taking over.
People just haven't gotten angry enough yet.
if that was true david duke and william pierce wouldn't be impoverished white niggers
Societies have given out petty things to the lower class since the first civilization. Even slaves were provided things.
You sound like you are completly out of touch with the history of humanity.