Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

Answer her.

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Breasts are too large. 0/10

Only dumb people wouldn't want to upgrade their children to half-elves.

Elves are for killing

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>disgusting hybrids
>upgrade

Despicable taste.

cartoon

This. Her chest needs to be flat.

Beware around knife ears

I wouldn't, I prefer Orc women.

If they're male they'll be cucks, if they're female, they become mindbroken sluts. There's no winning with half elf children.

>weaker constitution
>frailer body
>retarded bunny ears
>faggy facial structure

Doesn't sound like an upgrade to me

What setting? I don't want to argue with your headcanon.

>race-mixing
Go fuck your troll waifu and leave the elf alone.

That's what elves are for.

>better DEX
>better WIS or INT
>increased life-span
>better at magic
>immune to sleep and charm
>more attractive
Yeah, pretty much.

>defending knife ears
>not turning female elves into breeding sows

You have shit taste

SHITPOSTING ABOUT ELVES IN HERE

RAPE THE ELVES

KILL THE ELVES

BUT NEVER HAVE ANY REASONABLE THREADS ABOUT THEM

JUST MEMES AND HEADCANON

Nah, I'm only into chocolate elves.

Uh, no

What if we moved all the fat to her ears instead?

>increased life-span

Only if their CON penalty doesn't kill them first.

you also forgot the lewd possibility of low light vision

Human rights are reserved for humans.

>Ryuko Kui made it canon that no orc would ever want to touch an elf
>they still made ordinary rape-doujins
I hate it when doujins are not canon.

16 CON is maximum for non-warrior classes anyway.

No! Kill the knife ear!

#NotAllOrcs

source?

No, it isn't.

Never getting hit > getting hit
Being able to hit > not being able to hit
DEX > CON

sauce? google and search give nothing

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Yeah it is. HP bonus maximum per level is +2 unless you are a warrior class. If you're a shorty race you can get an additional bonus to your saving throws up to CON 18, but elves and half-elves don't get that.

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>HP bonus maximum per level is +2 unless you are a warrior class.
>HP bonuses is all you can get out of con
You're wrong.

There are only so many doujins of this manga out there, you should be able to find it easily.

Artist is Dashirgara 100%.

Actual shit taste lmao

I don't make love to elves. I fuck them. Hard.

Okay, you also have a 4% chance to fail to be resurrected at 16 versus 18. And a 4% chance to fail a system shock roll.

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> not breeding with a lesbian irc and elf couple.
> not being their stud and cum dispenser
> not turning their donuts inside out and make them wet just thinking about you.

You don't always have to fuck them hard. In fact sometimes, that's not right to do.

>tfw no manga about cute girls playing tabletop games

Tell that OP.

I want to burzum-ishi dickatul these Callaquendi sluts.

There are plenty of rolls vs con, like poison for example.
Depending on the edition, even spell-casting can depend on constitution rolls (to check if you get interrupted). You may also get regeneration.
Losing your familiar with drop your con by 1 permanently so planning for con 16 would leave you at 15 and thus at a very real HP disadvantage.

Finally, some spells can unlock the warrior con HP tables.

Thinking con stops at 16 is just short sighted.

Need a drawfag to do this but competently and make the ears even chubbier looking.

Want some BBW knife ears up in this thread.

Based user

What is Saki?

spoonfeed please can't find any doujin matching

An anime/manga about a boring world where the concept of panties doesn't exist.

Retard.

Okay, I didn't think of familiar death.

Quick Start.

[Asaki Blog Branch Office (Asaki Takayuki)] Marcille Meshi (Dungeon Meshi)

PURGE THE XENOS

But mahjong is a table top game.

I hope you are at least wearing a helmet.

It's not the topic of Saki. They use the game just as an excuse to reveal their lesbo-levels to collect hoards of girls into their platonic harems.

Yes

This is hardly the right manga to send people off to /tg/

...and here I was hoping there was some new Dungeon Meshi discussion.

What discussion? The last chapter was discussed to death, all that's left is posting a lot of elf faces, but I'm getting a bit tired of it.

And you are better off starting a regular dungeon meshi thread, just something with "elf" in OPs post only results in Sup Forums's kneejerk reaction.
>I want to rape/kill/waifu an elf

>implying

It's /tg/ as fuck. It even has dungeon layouts.

Not likely until we get a new chapter. Last chapter raised a LOT of questions, but they've been pretty thoroughly discussed so we just need to wait for new chapters to offer answers or hints.

spazmarine olev catgirl xeno

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That implies that there would be love involved

>image refers to the elf as "hostage"
If there's no love involved, she's worthless.

Okay, I guess she might be an important political figure. But with those it's even more important that they have close allies, otherwise she'll just be sacrificed for the gain of another aspiring leader.

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Elf raep is my favorite meme.

>not taller than her
>normal eyes
There are conflicting opinions how their faces should look like, and to some degree it really depends on your taste. But those two are standard facts that "fan"-art gets wrong so much that it's baffling.

Meh, it's not as bad as fantasy armor.

No, I'm not a race traitor.
But If I were to betray my race, it'd be with a cute Orc-Girl, not some frail, pompous knife-ear

This has nothing to with anything.

exactly. /tg/ is welcome

Mine too bro

You were looking at an image of an elf with questionable eyes and silly fantasy pauldrons. You chose to complain about her eyes.

>people still like elves

Yes
And if it is a dark elf, fuck yes
And if it's Chloe, marriage.
Dude, I would love to talk how dark elves could work in modern real life, considering that racism and sexism, prostitution and war STILL exist

Because the silly fantasy pauldrons are canon. The eyes aren't. That's the point.

After school dice club

>Modern Dark Elves
>Not wishing yourself back to a time when all moral objectivity was meaningless and all that was required of you was your fealty
>Not expressing your deep and sincere love for a queen worth fighting for by kneeling before her, feeling her judging gaze, and offering your sword and life to her
>Not chasing all her enemies to the end of the world and bringing her their scalps on a silver tablet

No wonder you chose inferior dark elf.

i like choco-elves

But why did you post armor?

First of all, take that back if you were referring to Chloe, she had a hard life and I would not let anyone shit on her even at this days
Second, in those times there were more shit about making slaves and crap, and in modern days at least there are places with a more strict control on that shit. Not to mention guns. And Olga knows magic, Chloe doesn't.
And third, check them.

>Not just making a variant human in 5E or human in any other E

Humans are the most overpowered race in D&D. Feats are bullshit.

Non-humans are usually better in 2e. Their only true drawback is the level cap.

>5E
Fuck off.
That's no longer an RPG. That's just a combat simulator.

>cowtits elves
Stop.

Two things.
>vampires
>dark elves being always the one that worries about someone
Seriously though, dark elves don't get the credit they deserve for all the bullcrap they went

>Being a powergamer
Fuck off, I'm going to make a Goliath with Monkey Grip and Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Fullblade so I can use a really, REALLY big sword.

>Doesn't have 100 more types of numbers
>Couldn't possibly be an RPG anymore
>We require a vast strict ruleset of getting from point A to B for proper roleplaying, because that's just too hard for the DM to easily set up within his/her own campaign

There's being stuck in the past, then there's being just plain stupid. You're nailing both.

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>unironically thinking Kuroinushit was good
Please go

Look at that hand hold

The dark elf doesn't have cow tits.

Except that if they used that setting and characters for a seinen or shonen or fuck something like Rance then it could have been a lot better than what we got at the end
>forever mad at this wasted potential