After all these acid attacks, I think I need to do something for my protection...

After all these acid attacks, I think I need to do something for my protection, so I'm going to start carrying some containers of acid strapped to my waist.
That way I can also intervene if I see any other acid attacks happening.
The best protection against a bad guy with acid is a good guy with acid.

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In all seriousness carrying a large bottle of water to flush with would be smart.

This, with baking soda to neutralize.

Why doesn't Mama May just ban acid?

Only do this if you're liberal. Otherwise carry around milk.

Add soap to the water and it'll work better than baking soda.

Adding water to acid isnt a good idea. Bit your face is already fucking melting off so it isnt like itll make it worse

Checked
In all seriousness this will keep the acid off you

> Comparing force projection weapons with ambush weapons

When you are a lefty bitch boy, I guess the only way you can win is by ambushing people. Real men can stand up for their loved ones though.

No moron, the best protection against a bad guy with acid is a good guy with a handgun.
But UKistan is so funcking cucked by now that there's no solution. It's sad to see a once great empire die a shitty, brown dead, killed by their own cuckedness, the knife in the hand of a"British" Mohamed.

Wrong. Water is fine, you just need a lot of it (more than a bottle, to properly rinse) and be careful not to wash the acid to other parts of your body.

Well, that and not letting the acid-splashing culture in in the first place.

I wanna go on an acid trip in Britain

You're better off just trying to neutralize the acid.

>be bongistani
>live in fear of acid attacks
>carry around sodium hydroxide to netrualize an acid attack.
>finally the day comes
>get splashed with a clear liquid by a very sketchy looking man
>your eyes are burning
>Go straight for your hydroxide
>you get it on just in time
>face melts off
>sketchy man was using soapy water
>it's just a prank bro
>it's just a prank

The absolute state of bing bong Ching Chongistan

No. You clearly need to carry base.

You can't do that with baking soda and if you use stronger lye you get two problems:
-heat
-chemical burn from the lye
>t. somebody who worked in a lab and actually routinely disposed of corrosive waste

smart people would carry a bottle of bleach so they can quickly pour it on an acid soaked face to easily neutralize the acid

Sometimes the "acid attacks" are caused by a caustic base agent.

Tbh start carrying an acid bottle and start squirting it on coal burners.

Now you’re using your noggin Britain.
Might want to look into neutralizer while you’re at it

This makes me think of doing prank videos where you run around and splash people with carbonated water. Panic would be legendary.

Or you could just use a firearm and shoot the person who is trying to use acid against you.

Bullets travel faster than acid.

Oh by the way, attacking people with acid is illegal. Why not just tell the person that and they'll naturally stop breaking the law. Right?

You do remember using sodium bicarbonate to clean up spills, right?

Pay attention to....

...This.

Baking soda will be cheap, harmless, generally alkaline, and will have a reaction rate and products that (unlike most mineral bases) won't generate enough heat to burn you as it neutralizes.

You poor fucks.... Two Americans telling a Brit to carry baking soda for self defense.
Get your god damned guns back.

No, you need to...

>Don't relax around blacks.
>Don't be chum with a Muslim.

Just use a gun to shoot the acid bottle in his hand. It will burn him instead

If it's something that can be spilled you use regular water, if it's something actually dangerous you don't spill it (there are exordinary precautions against spilling and chemical specific instructions on what to do if shit happens).

What if the acid gets on your gun and melts it? Checkmate 2nd amendment

That is fucking hilarious
>oh shit, that lady is getting acid sprayed on her
>"dont worry ma'am! Im armed with acid of my own!
>drench acid attacker with other acid

Thats ruthlessly absurd. In a good way.

You poor fucking brits. You bring in the muslims and get introduced to their cuck way of attacking people. Acid flinging is a brown person cultural attack

I don't know how they do it in Austria but here in the US we use sodium bicarbonate to clean up spills in the lab. Pouring just water (a buffer) on a acid just spreads it out. How can you not know this?

Dumb. Put your acid in a super soaker instead.

Why don't you carry bleach so you could neutralise the acid?

Probably not the smartest idea if you are in the uk, in the us you would get shot quick

Acid takes a bit to kick in, the oil in your skin slows the acid. Water bottle to wash off would do the trick. If they use a strong base then water plus baking soda wouldn’t do much. Could try a solution of water with a ph buffer solution to cover both acid and base attacks.

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>Only do this if you're liberal. Otherwise carry around milk.
Ah to let people know you're a white supremacist as well. Two birds.

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Tfw sand nigs can melt your face and get a few months chilling with their homies in 2 star socialist prison literally any second. Probably no punishment at all since they all walk around with trash bags on their head.

>be british
>carry acid to protect self from muslims with acid
You can't make this shit up

Must see
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since when is a base worse than an acid
t. non chemist fag

Must be a conspiracy by big bicarbonate. Ask your mexican house slave how she cleans up spills and whether wet wiping it up just spreads it around.

Acid carrying is a great hobby and an effective and safe way to protect my family.
My little girl turns 6 next week and I'm buying her some acid to use at the burning range.
My eldest daughter, 16, never leaves the house without acid and is so much safer for it.

>stock cooler
lmao at your temps my forehead is permanent 20c

>since when is a base worse than an acid
...not sure if serious

You don't actually work in a lab. :^)

Remember fellow Brits, these acid attacks are all false flags by the government to further restrict our rights, don't let them!

You're too stupid to know how to have azeotropic hydrochloric acid.

>not carrying around a strong base

just answer the fucking question so i can get on with my miserable existence

True, but only because I finished studying and have a real job by now :^)

So you lied. () Nice. Can't say I'm shocked.

Don't know if trolling or American education.
>what is past tense

Poor lads, they can't eve use the word "handgun" now. What happens britfag? the twitter police will come for ya?

In case you’re serious, the “badness” depends on concentration. A base with ph 14 is as dangerous as an acid with ph of 1.

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yes, you use weak bases like sodium bicarb to clean up spills that are on surfaces
you don't use it to clean up spills that are on your skin
When a base like sodium bicarb reacts with acid it generates a lot of heat. When it reacts with very concentrated acids (like what you would use in an acid attack) the amount of heat generated literally causes water to boil.
You NEVER use a neutralizing agent when you spill acids on yourself. You immediately wash the area with tons of water to first extensively dilute the acid and then wash it away.
If you were to use a neutralizing agent, you run the risk of getting an even worse burn from boiling water/hot acid/hot basic solution.
this is basic lab safety

that would get nasty fast
Powdered milk?

I like the part where he leaves an unlocked car with a fake bomb I. The back and 100% of the people who try to steal from it are black.

I hear they had to stop doing bait car because nearly 100% of the people it caught were blacks who dindu nuffin.

>thinking milk will have the same effect on concentrated mineral acids as water
if you don't know what you're talking about, you need to shut the fuck up

I would dispute this for two reasons. #1 you use water in the lab because you have an infinite amount coming from the pipes, on the street you can only carry a finite amount of water, maybe a gallon of we’re being practical. #2. Diluting and neutralizing the acid is more important than avoiding heat damage and given that most acid attacks I’ve read involve household concentrations, heat production would not be as significant.

my dog got sptsyed by a skunk last year used

baking soda
milk
hydrogen peroxide
soap

worked like a charm

You use vinegar, no?

hows that gun control workin out for ya eurocucks

lmaooo

You still don't know what you are attacked with and how to neutralize it.
"Acid" is just the "Asian" for anything ranging from acid, over gasoline up to lye.

I live in a small town in NJ and literally these indian niggers were going to throw acid in my eyes because they are jealous that not all men all fat slow witted, rapist, slobs.

Which is why I’m advocating a water + ph buffer which covers both acids and bases. Weak bicarbonate solution would be ideal and is even drinkable if you get thirsty.

Jizem is alkaline.

I've heard rumors it's acid from car batteries, anyone know if there's truth to this?

you don't seem to understand, the neutralizing agent doesn't work instantly, it takes time for all those molecules to react. In the meantime, you have boiling acid that still hasn't reacted yet just chilling on your skin.
even dumping a gallon of water on you would dilute the acid down to levels where damage would be reduced by several orders of magnitude. Dilution is the most important thing in this situation.
household concentrations can be incredibly high. For example, if i went to the hardware store and purchased muriatic acid, that could be considered a "household" chemical, yet it is extremely concentrated HCl
and like said, you wouldn't know what was dumped on you, again, the first and most important thing to do is dilution

Cucked britbong.
I'll carry my pistol.
Legally, license-free, permit-free.
Kansas, baby.

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Oh, i see what you're getting at now, a very dilute buffer solution actually is a good idea

In fact, the vast majority of them are caused by caustic base agents.

Same situation in Austria. The only parts of the country where you can carry are those where you don't need to, because there aren't any other people around, especially not nogs.

If the base ph is 14 or acidic ph of 1 something with ph of 6-7 should neutralize the burn, correct?

HAHAHAHA!! It's a gun comparison!!!

If we created more terror in the lives of Muslims than terrorists could actually comprehend do you think they would still be terrorists? I'm talking sick shit like taking the acid tosser and giving him a sex change except building the vag out of pigskin.

If it becomes popular the entire UK will look like zombies.
See guy throw acid.
You throw acid at guy.
Someone sees you and throws acid at you.
Someone else throws acid at them.
Then someone else....
I think this combined with your wicked teeth could make a more colorful, and interesting culture.

Yes. It's a logarithmic scale, though. If you start at pH 0 you need roughly ten times the amount of pH 7 water to bring it to pH 1, ten times of the diluted volume to bring it to pH 2 and so on.

>and be careful not to wash the acid to other parts of your body.
Best is to rinse it from the eyes, then face, then arms/legs.

stfu safety fag

>In case you’re serious, the “badness” depends on concentration. A base with ph 14 is as dangerous as an acid with ph of 1.
..on human skin, they are not equally bad...

Why don't you just buy a handgu... oh that's right. You need to register your butter knives and metal billets because they may turn into a weapon.
What about your trees? I've heard a sharp stick can cause a nasty wound..