You see this guy sitting in a quite Cafe in Germany in 1934

>You see this guy sitting in a quite Cafe in Germany in 1934.

What political Advice would you give him?

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Go back to art school.

Attack soviets later finish UK first believe me you will be doing them a favour

Kill the Jews this time.

He was never in art school you stupid kike. He was in architecture school for a second but also working construction

Fund your nuclear program; build a massive airforce; crush the English at Dunkirchen and take Moscow -- not Stalingrad.

Be humble you are in a presence of a war veteran

Don't delay, wipe out the UK. Also the Muslims have their own agenda, so watch out.

Pick up a book sometimes.

I would kill him right there on the spot for being a double agent of the banker jews

Nope I would kill you first

>never send soldiers to fight in winter
>Don't invade Russia, just leave them alone

Make sure to include Japan in operation barborossa so they invade the Soviets east and don't commit sedoku with pearl harbor.

Gas them instead of deporting them to Palestine.

Kill muslims before jews

Don't invade Poland. Invade Russia first THEN invade Poland.

And dont let japan attack us

Germany has always been a nation of immigrants

Don't be an autistic retard and destroy all of Europe. If you just avoid declaring war on everyone and Germany will become the predominant economic and scientific power in Europe anyway through peaceful means, like it would have if the Kaiser hadn't also been fucking autistic.

The attack against the soviets had to be done. The soviet tanks were already massing at the border and factories were pumping out more every month. It was a necessary pre-emptive strike

I would use a bomb, making sure we're all going to die

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Work harder to avoid war and be relatively transparent to avoid atrocity propaganda, work on ha'avara with the British govt wile also trying hard to convert them to ethno fascism, should be world peace scenario imo

Poland isn't even in the Middle East, you twat

Poland's not worth it.

"Wipe your ass from front to back, otherwise you'll be infinitely butthurt."

Fuck bitches, get money..

get nukes

get nukes fast

That's the Eagle's Nest (Kehlsteinhaus) chalet in Austria

Take a chill pill, moustache man, you are too autistic

Give italy time. Make sure Mosley wins the election, build up the Luftwaffe to massive heights. Just get the UK on your side and the wars won, it should have been RAF bombers over Moscow.

actually kill the jews.

praise a couple good jews in public and let them record it

Give him the recipe for nuclear weapons.

Some guy is going to come up with a repeating rifle fed with detachable magazines. Make sure that wonder gun is put into mass production ASAP.

use warmer coats

>the answer to 1984 is 1933
>being this dumb

the US is going to throw $50 billion at Russia and the UK

Don't let the Allies retreat from Dunkirk. It's not worth saving a couple Panzer divisions.
>Britain surrenders after losing 400,000 soldiers
>Germany, having no enemies to the west, can defeat the Soviets

Tell him to settore down with Eva in the alps and live a quietanza life. Tell him the Germans are a bunch of cuck faggots and not worth wasting your time over.

Invade Georgia and Armenia immiediatly.

1933 is not oppressive in their minds(also arguably not oppressive towards pure Germans) so your pic is not really valid

KEK

This too. Destroy every last Anglo jew minion and capture as much equipment to redirect elsewhere.

this is a key point that many do not seem to understand.

Always finish what you start

Actually start killing jews.

Buy Bitcoin

You know that Jew with stupid hair, which happens to be a scientist? Give him an honorary Aryan status. You need him to build the most badass bomb in the world. Use it and no one will be able to mess with you anymore.

I would assassinate him for the lulz.

>oppressive power is always bad
>unless it's international Jewish oligarchs

I'd tell him how he'll basically give the reason to create Israel, and how he'll cuck the German mentality and thus ruin Europe

There are fantastic deals to be had for land in Argentina...

Rush the nuke, let the world burn.

I'd say "No, I will not spend the wekend in Vienna with you. I'm not gay. Please keep your hands to yourself."

Stay off meth finish the job.

Resign.

This. Dunkirk should have been obliterated.
>Brits pick up morning newspapers
>'400,000 BRITONS DEAD, DOWNING STREET SURRENDERS'
What could have been...

Hey faggot. Nice postcards you're drawing. NOT.

Oh really? So the nazi regime wasn't oppressive towards Germans who didn't agree with nazism?

I'm not in favor of these Jews you fat retard.

If he had taken Moscow the government would just flee to central asia and it would take years to get that capitulation whereas if he encircles Moscow with 3 armies from north, south and east then there is nowhere for them to run, also he wanted to cut them off from their Azeri oil-wells in order to make their tanks and aricrafts obsolete. Don't lecture uncle Adolf he had the right idea, just unlucky circumstances and a meek execution, also adding the treasonous actions of some of his generals.

You are going to be blamed for killing the Jews that you have in your detention camps. Rather than waste resources on keeping them alive your best course of action is to kill them all as soon as possible. Do NOT waste time or effort keeping the Jews alive.

Protip: Do not waste time gassing and cremating them in ovens. Just mass graves and single shot to the brain.

Just stop military expansion after Munich

Get on good relations with UK and France and the Soviets

Stage yourself as mediator between the western powers.

Stay a little in the back. Don't let yourself seen as the bad guy, and let the western powers focus on the soviets.

If the soviets chimp out act is if you were the wall against communism and the protector of Eastern Europe against the soviets.

Eventually it will come to war between the west and the soviets. Then you can take your clay in Poland since the France and UK are too busy with the Soviets and fighting against nationalism in the their colonies.

Ease down on the genocides, rather try to make unwanted people leave the german territories

>tl;dr just do nothing after Munich. German hegemony over europe would have come naturally due to the German economic strenght

Don't get so mad when you find out a Jew is fucking your cousin that you like to fuck.

>What political Advice would you give him?
Don't invade Russia, push more Nazi propaganda in america.

Yes, he fucked up in not attacking the Soviet Union earlier

Germans who didn't agree with nazism were anti-germans

watch out for der ewige anglo

>>Don't invade Russia, just leave them alone
Yes goyim let them invade you instead, after all (((communism))) is not all that bad

>The attack against the soviets had to be done
If you invade the USSR you lose. Fighting a defensive battle would be better

I mean "half-niece"

I would tell him to be merciless. Hitler's major flaw was actually that he was too kind to his defeated foes. A courtesy that was not returned in kind to the German people.

Yep. Germany held onto this stupid belief for far too long that peace could be negotiated with Britain. They knew London was run by Jews and the evils the Jews were capable of, they should have realised earlier that the only way to peace with Britain was to defeat Britain. They should have wiped out Dunkirk. Britain would've surrendered.

when the britts start bombing civilians, just continue what you are doing and you will get britain in 2-4 weeks

do you mean (((germans)))

And then all nations would attempt to strangle it economically and if that didnt work they would use some phony excuse to declare war (like wanting a ethincally German city to be a part of Germany).
Learn some history of the eternal anglo and his sinister ways

Stop micromanaging everything you fucking idiot.

Don't use the messerschmitt planes as bomber planes you stupid fuck, listen to the people who made the plane, you don't know better than them.

Listen to your generals, idiot.

Let women work in the factories to help the war effort, derpface.

Stop bombing british civilians and bomb their military targets, numbnuts.

Let your air force continue on with their successfull strategy of shooting down british planes before they enter german airspace, your idea of shooting them down over Germany for morale effect is fucking retarded.

Just because you won a lot in the start of the war doesn't mean you should stop all weapon developments for 2 years, straight up retarded.

Retreat from Stalingrad, your stubbornness only cost you many men and you sacrificed the biggest strength of your army, mobility. Also obviously give them winter clothes, how stupid are you?

Wake up at a reasonable time on D-day, you drowsy fuck. You slept in until 2 in the afternoon and didn't believe it was real until several weeks later after they'd secured almost all of France.

Don't declare war on the US just because your retarded jap allies did, you doomed yourself, stupid. You could've pressed Stalin into a war on two fronts but nooo, let's be retarded instead.

Stop trying to get peace with the british, they hate you. Exterminate the british at Dunkirk, by land, air, and sea. You basically just gave the victory away to the allies for no reason at all.

A great man like him doesn't need advice

When you attempt to fight russia pack some fucking winter clothes.

Pretty much.
Hitler DID urge his generals to crush the Dunqirk pocket, but the generals at the scene were pussywhipped faggots who kept muttering "m-m-muh flanks" and were afraid of of brits attempting to launch counter-attack to rescue the forces at Dunqirk.

Honestly, lot of shit and fuckups were dropped on Hitler by his generals postwar, like Guderian for example.

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The attack should have been sooner you noob, later would mean more time for the reds to prepare and fighting in the dead of winter farther away from Moscow

This is the only decent answer here

>Teach him the difference between quite and quiet

telling never go russia go iran

Defeat English then take down the commies.

Or.. Unite Europe to fight commie.

The germans needed to shut down the soviet factories or be knee deep T-34s. It was a shitty situation because invading russia is a meme for a reason

At least dye your hair blonde, you stupid fucking subhuman

tell him to ask poland to allow the germans in poland to move to germany
make peace with england and america
try to unite the west against communism
push antisemitism and ultra nationalism in other countries
dismantle international jewry

Dont try to invade russia

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>finish UK
Impossible.

Gas yourself, Adi. Everybody knows you're a marxist plant trying to taint nationalism forever and sell the country to jewish internationals

Don’t worry about destroying England. They’re perfectly capable of doing that themselves.

>You see this guy sitting in a quite Cafe in Germany in 1934.
>What political Advice would you give him?

Build industry, research nuclear technology and jet engines

Be the first country with nuclear armed jet bomber force

Liberate eastern europe from Stalin in matter of days

You can fight a while war from start to end with next to no german casualties

This, people forget that the very idea that the USSR was founded upon was the idea of global conquest, this makes it an inherent aggressor for all nations.
He would have been against the use of such weapons, he always wanted war to be led in a honorable way and only against military targets, contrary to how the skypes portray him.
That was his strenght, he was the first to weaponise it
this is actually a good proposal
Wat?
They were working to support war effort, they were valuable
This, that was his greatest political error, he never really understood that the Anglo is in bed for all times with the Jew (which he helped spread worldwide like how a tick spreads diseases)
THis

>implying nazism was the only ideology that Germans held back then.
>the Russians that were anti communism were anti Russia.

Don't be kind with your enemies. Tell Japan not to attack USA but to attack Russia.
Easy

crush the brits

well i dont even dislike israelis that much but pls keep your fucking marxist shitters inside your country.