"Hey user, is it in yet?"

>"Hey user, is it in yet?"

No, a pink fedora is still very much OUT.
Now pick something sensible. We're already late.

Girls in fedoras are the cutest thing though

Y-yes... heh-he..

>''g-go deeper user-kun''
>dick is over

No i haven't deposited the money into your checking account yet you parasitic whore.

She's small im sure she could feel my above average dick ravaging her cunny

>7" dick
I would destroy that pussy.

Post the full image

>That word again

You'd have to be pretty small for a tiny Jap girl to not feel anything. Also I'm not going to make a joke about exploding inside her so someone else do it.

Already done bby

That who I think it is?

>tfw 5
can we swap, you're not even using your's

No, it's the fucking Road Runner.

Idiot.

No, the oven hasn't preheated yet you silly bitch

meep meep

Nah. I like just holding my rock hard length in my hand. Also I'm imagining it pleases my waifu quite well.

megumin pit

I've got a 7" cock too

Maybe we should rub our 7" cocks together sometime

Maybe a little oil, two 7" cocks, together, oil...

...

7 inches is almost 18cm, right?
If so can I join too?

>4.5" with an ugly looking dick
>grow'r, not even a show'r
>my waifu would be disgusted by it


Just give me a cyborg cock readu

>filename

tfw you are 20cm and confirmed a-sexual

What did she mean by this?

She wants a jumbo ice pop because it's so hot outside.

Once you go black...

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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

... You chicken out because the size is a bit too much for you and you're a wuss to the pain on insertion.
N-not that I would know... ; n ;

>tfw 6 inches
Sometimes I wish i was bigger or smaller just to see if the orgasm is stronger when your dick is bigger or smaller, being SUPER average is kinda boring.

N-no thanks, my waifu wouldn't like that.

>tfw 13 cm

Having a small dicks sucks
4,5 inch here

>; n ;

Stop that.

Are you in London? I love used goods

>tfw 8" and THICC
>tfw when still virgin because everyone you've tried with has been too small to take it

I thought having a big dick was supposed to be a good thing, guys...
Why has the world lied to me?

Negative. Also I was speaking from the perspective of the girls I've tried with, as I am the possessor of the biggus dickus.

I will when I'm dead, or life stops being suffering.

So when I'm dead.

>"Hey user, is it in yet?"
I don't know.

>what's that, kazuma-kun?
>could it be that you crave my mcnuggies?

It just takes a bunch of lube and a lot of practice with that special someone.

Failing that, you could always camwhore for money or do some amateur porn, just videos with cockworship could go a long way.

There's no fun in being average.

>that aqua

Apart from wishing I could effectively fap with two hands, I'm pretty okay with my average-as-fuck dick.

If yo dick ain't big, just find a smaller hole to stick it in.

Finding the special someone who isn't going to run in terror after the first failure is the hard part.

And I'm not degenerate enough to cam or do porn, no thanks.

Yeah. The whole .5 inches.

>file name
Not dark enough.

>9 inches
>will never please the only woman you ever loved

Should I take the easy way out ?

>7"
>had ex who loved to fuck all the time
>would never fake moan or fake orgasm so I knew if I was doing well or not
>can never quite get her to orgasm with just fucking without having to slow down to stop myself from cumming
>she was on birth control but we never used condoms and I aint risking it
>only way I can make her orgasm is by rubbing her clit a bit at the same time

If only I had just a LITTLE bit more.

Well look for a giantess or something, like a 7ft tall woman would be proportional with your 8" dick I imagine.

What's happening here.

Forgot pic.

There's always reduction surgery.

8 inches is literally 20cms, anyone can take that unless you're dating a midget

I've got nothing against tall girls, so if I could find that, I certainly would.
But you're asking me to find an amazonian holy grail, here. It's not very likely.

well user you could always try boys

Anyone *except the girls I dated...

Dude, circumference.

YOU take user's cock if it's so easy.

Dude, are you trying to shove it in? Jesus Christ... it's supposed to be a pleasure for both of you, don't just think for yourself.
You need to have some foreplay first. Make out with her for while groping her, eat her out, finger her. She needs to be wet as well as you do, let her blow you or you can just spit on it some.
Use lube too as others have said, just because it doesn't go in the first time with that special someone doesn't mean give up and shouldn't scare her unless you were trying to tear her open.
Just because you have 8 inches doesn't mean you need to put all 8 in either. Take it easy. Make her cum without your dick first. Girls can easily come more than once so don't worry about that and that will make it easier to slide in after. Also making sure she's comfortable will go a long way. I can't imagine you're freaking her out that much but they are running away after the first time so who knows?

>>>/soc

This is pretty typical, user. Many, possibly most women need a bit of clitoral stimulation to get off regardless of the size of penetrating object.

So Megumin is used goods, right?

There is no way someone hasn't taken advantage of her after an explosion.

Well, the clit is the girl's dick so I don't think that's a problem.

Something I've considered, but have been turned away from because the only dudes I'm physically attracted to have all been turbo sluts.

Try 30+ minutes of foreplay at the QUICKEST, a shit load of lube on both hole and pole, going at a snail's pace if I'm putting it in myself, letting them take their time if they're doing it, and still too much. I'm not retarded, this is something that I'd been worried about happening since I was like 15 (so nearly 10 years). Shit just wasn't enough in their cases. Plus, theirs only so much I can do to put them at ease (and I try my damnedest), so past that is on their side of the anxiety.

Admittedly, you're not wrong.

>expect konosuba thread
>get 3DPD blog

>tfw small peepee
I hate you guys

Feels great to be 7"

I hate you too

My waifu loves me.

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