You're a Brit. You wake up one morning and see this happened

You're a Brit. You wake up one morning and see this happened

What do?

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Start in the 1444 scenario and stop making custom nations cuck

Pub

Drink tea
Fap
Go back to bed

>1600
No colonists

>Prussia
>don't need them

delete that savegame

No fish and chips guvnor?

>Prussia
>custom

Not getting those shekels from colonies

Stupid nigger, was talking about GB being Portugal

say sorry
board ship to africa
get double teamed by the bbc while apologising

It is clear that in this game Portugal conquered Great Britain

sweet sweet lubeck trade node

Continue smelling like fish like Portuguese.

celebrate our success as UEFA European Champions. Back to bed, etc.

What? That's clearly the result of an inheritance after a personal union. Not a "custom nation".

They're probably right when they say that slavs are low IQ retards.

Yay Britain has been saved

Go to The Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

>Anglos used to be devout Catholics
This is an odd thing to think about.

>Protestant Poland

>Britain
>Catholic
Nice custom game

>17th century
>no netherlands

you fucked it, now France has that land guaranteed and that gives them a ton of ducats

would prefer it the other way round but a union between us would be the strongest nation on the planet so i would bask in the glory

You're a non German. You wake up one morning and see this happened

What do?

I'm playing Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth.
Should I move my main trading city into the baltic sea node or keep it in the krakow node?
I would think it would be better to make baltic sea my main trading node.

>Spanish didn't go full crusade

absolutely disgusting

All of the British Isles were Catholic in 1444. Lad probably started as England and cracked down on Scottish Reformists once in control, or started as Scotland and remained Catholic.

if you have Danzig and Memel, then yes

of course the Dutchman knows about trade
but seriously, I was raking in 80+ ducats from trade alone as the NL

the trade in EU4 needs some major work, countries like France and Italy are fucked since they own major trade ports in multiple end nodes, which makes them miss out on a ton of ducats

Most times I start a game England remains catholic. It's usually either Poland or France which disinegrate into hundreds of different province states and become Protestant.

Oops meant from czechi

Eat some custard tarts I suppose.

OY GOYIM!

My europe for anyone that cares.

Yeah I do.

>Catholic
Wait a minute...

hope that it all started with the teutonic order

>Prussia
>Real country
pick 1

take Genoese Crimea and Danish Baltic for maximum trade power (Crimea and Riga provinces specifically)
Try to get Transylvania and Slovakia before the Turks can take it

Keep calm and carry on

>EUIV
might as well paint bucket a blank world map if you're after that level of """depth""

should I go Ambrosian as Milan?

I plan on taking the danish baltic area but I have a truce with them right now since I just freed Sweden from danish oppression.
It'll be hard to take hungarian territory as they are under austria and i'm allied with austria to help repel the roaches.

We were Catholic for ages. We were Catholic until the 16th Century, when all of our Catholics got burnt at the stake or were killed in rebellions.

>i'm allied with austria to help repel the roaches.
and how is that working out lol

Your Catholic population has been rising for years now. The Anglican Church is Catholicism light too at this point

You thank god that it is christians overlords instead of muslims, even if you are a moors.

How to blob like a motherfucker in this game?

Sadly no, that start is quite nasty.
This run included also significant amounts of border gore, basically a line through Russia to get to India.

You get -30 Absolutism which is absolutely shit if you are going for a WQ or are attempting to blob.

yeah I'd rather play "forced leftism 2"
fuck off back to /gsg/

We already beat the roaches in one war.
We had WW1 basically with me and austria vs bohemia, france and ottomans.
We eventually lost but we managed to peace out the ottomans.
I think we could have won but I wasn't the main battle participant.

I always liked blobbing as Wales in CK2.

Go to my computer and play Vicky 2.

that reminds me of when I did a Prussia game

>Ottoblob attacks Austria-Hungary PU
>I'm allied to Austrians, get called in
>Austria-Hungary isn't doing jackshit
>completely stomp on the Turks
>siege down their entire European part, including Constantinople
>fuck their armies up at the Bosphorus
>Austria white peaces
>this happened about three times

I fucking hate the AI

While I'm asking about my poland game, what should my army composition be?
Normally I do the standard front line inf with 4 cav and the back line of artillery.
But Poland gets cav bonuses and I don't know what to do with them.

Admin Ideas + Absolutism (get through the disaster) + use Vassals + any CCr you can get.

If you are trying for a world conquest you should be constantly at war after 1650-1700 and time your peace deals so that you are constantly at 90%-99% over extensions.
Truce breaking is also okay at the end.

You also probably need offensive since you will be fighting 3-10 wars simultaneously on multiple continents.

In my case Austria did worse than white peace. He actually conceded to give fucking war reps to the bohemians.

I'd go with 8 cav if you can afford it
get about 40-50% artillery, 6 or 8 cav regiments and the rest infantry

And I forgot.
Merc, fucking Mercs.

jesus christ

meanwhile in my solo Byzantium game, I fought Ottoman-Bohemian alliance 1v1 after Hungary peaced out and actually ended up winning

I always loved playing as bohemia
both eu4 and ck2

aftermath

>2017
>10 degrees outside
>Rained the whole year
>The whole portuguese britania still is on fire
>Fire crosses the channel and burns fr*nce

I've wanted to try playing as Byzantines.
How hard is it?

not the hardest, your navy can btfo large amounts of ottoman troops
it's not as hard as winning the 100 yrs war as England

You get murdered if you make the wrong allies.

how haven't you formed the german nation yet

it's incredibly tough, but the fact that the Turks now usually ally with France can help you
I attacked them when England attack France over Maine so most of the Ottoman armies were on the other side of the continent
They then decided it was a good idea to transport half their armies over the sea, but I built up about 30 galleys and fucked them up that way

It's challenging but a ton of fun and extremely rewarding

Really easy, if you are willing to settle for a small exploit.
Otherwise some luck is involved in getting alliances.

But it is really not that hard compared to many other things you could try.

>Turks now usually ally with France
>I attacked them when England attack France over Maine so most of the Ottoman armies were on the other side of the continent

This is why in hate the game now, no historical direction. Is there any good mod for this?

Prussia has a better looking flag.

but ok, that's football

You need some luck early on, but if you survive first few years it's an easy win

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance
???

I do not get the Bohemian-Ottoman alliance, but France seems not too terrible.

All Christianity should be burned at the stake, henry did nothing wrong.

>Ally Poland
>Wait the 10 favors
>Declare on Roaches
>Retake cores
>Eat the balkans
>Continue playing from there

Or you could be a man and ally Albania to use the Skanderbeg strategy

That's not very credible now, is it?

There needs to be a reformed Hellenic-Roman faith available its a sin to play as a Christian.

Anne Bolyn was a 11/10 so fuck Henry

Surrender.

Portugal starts with royal marriage with England. It's possible that they've got personal union

It can be done through early throne war. Needs lots of luck

so just play norse or animist

>Poland
>Reformed

how

>Your Overextension is dangerously high
Every time

Norse is acceptable.

...

Two small French duchies conquered you so yes it is credible.

It's RNG the first few years and after that if you get a collapsing or expansionist Hungary or Venice at the wrong point in time, you might be fucked if you haven't reconquered Anatolia.

*binds your dynasty to our own*

ok pirates raise your hands.

Wonder who installed a shitty game on my PC.

I wanted to make my own mod for it but it's so much fucking work I decided not to
I think the best thing to do would just be to lower AI aggressiveness. There were a lot of wars throughout history, but the amount of wars in the game is fucking insane. Also make the AI take less concessions in wars somehow and limit colonialism to just a few countries.

>mfw Ottomans colonize Indonesia

why do the Bohemians ally the Ottomons in every fucking game

At this point isn't more shameful to admit that you payed for all the (major) DLC?

They were not allied in the xv century nor did the turks send their armies to France in the hundred year war

Ok, how about some border gore

>christcuck jew book woeshipers in charge of civilization

shitty rival system
Bohemians and Ottomans always rival the same countries, which means they end up liking one another

good thing i'm a pirate too