Astros' Yuli Gurriel Suspended for Racist Gesture

>Major League Baseball (MLB) has suspended the Houston Astros' Yuli Gurriel for 5 games at the start of next season for making a racist gesture in last night's World Series game. After hitting a home run off Japanese pitcher Yu Darvish of the Los Angeles Dodgers, Gurriel pulled his eyelids sideways into a squint, a gesture apparently mocking Asians. We have LIVE BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE of the Gurriel racist gesture and resulting suspension.
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>suspended for 5 games next season
This is literally nothing compared to the 162 game seasons that they play.

Wait wait wait


Mexicans can't be racist!!!

>Mexican

>5 games

Wow it's fucking nothing!

>162 / 5 = 32.4
>16 / 32.4 = .49...
Being suspended for the first 5 games next season in baseball is equivalent to being suspended for the first half of next season in football. What’s the point?

Ain't nothing worse that bad sportsmanship

Your math is so bad you must be a woman

So Asians aren't on top of the privilege list?

The state of US education

its like being out the first game of preseason baseball play 150+ games

Really eye opening to racist issues.

>5 games at the start of next season

That's bullshit. Get him out now.

Either you are trolling or don’t understand my logic.

>Oh they just don't understand racial sensitivity like us enlightened Americans do.
Now imagine if whitey did this.

You divide 5 by 162 not the other way around roastie.
Now post tits since your math skills suck

t. Darvish

Wetback are honories? Ha they wish! Bo beaners

I think it's racist to think this gesture is racist. It presumes that It is negative to have slanted eyes. It is a fact that Asians have slanted eyes. They should be proud. But whites see it as a defect, so we aren't to acknowledge it.

I'm a yuge stros fan but I hate this fucking Cubano for his faggy ass soccer haircut more than anything else

I don't see any solution other than death for these people. It's obvious that their ideology is nothing more than oppressing and eventually eliminating whites. It's essentially kill or be killed with them.

are the Astros /ourteam/

Why tho he did what the majority of Sup Forums doesnt have the balls to do irl

Nigger you need to go back to grade school

Chinito starter get rocked for 6 base hits and 4 earned runs in 1 2/3 innings. Dodgers BTFO

It's equivalent to half of a football match. Just look at the numbers man

>LIVE BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE
so its fucking nothing

>number of games (162) / suspension (5) = number (32.4)
>number of games (16) / suspension (x) = number (32.4)
>x = roughly around .49...etc
Don’t insult me when you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.

One of their pitchers' name is literally the origin of "kike." (Keuchel)

Also, anyone else notice: HOU LAD!

I've noticed most of the "x is racist" sentiment coming from white liberals is them covering up their own racism or how they stereotype everything in their minds. I'm racist as fuck, but not even I noticed the black guy eating watermelon in a movie I watched with a liberal. She, however, noticed it and starting going off about how racist the movie was.

>roastie is terrible at percentages
News at 11

Cuban

the ironing of it all is that nips are the most racist group of people on the planet

You’re terrible at trolling.

... but that's what their eyes look like.
Optimal in certain situations.
Just not ideal in western entertainment industry

bix nood

I'm not even trolling you roastie, you just suck really bad at math. If you honestly think 5/162 is 32.4% then there's no help for you

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG BITCH

His head looks like the pineapple SpongeBob lives in.

Wtf is that?

Your mom said the same thing to the doc when you were born.

How would you know?

darvish told the commissioner he didnt give a shit and wanted to move past it as quickly as possible

asians are the best minorities without a doubt. ironically cubans are a close second

>for 5 games at the start of next season
>missing 5 out of 162 regular season games

LOL Uh oh. Oh well, at least, they waited to start the suspension until next season.
LET'S GO ASTROS!

Lets go dodgers

KIKE is my favorite doyer....

There’s no one on dodgers named kike.

doy

jew owner freidman needs to stop micromanaging with the nigga coach...

wrong

kike grand slam raped chicago and is playing lf tonight

CHING CHONG

Where’s Adrian González at?

>when youre drunk on Halloween but you don't get out much

5 games out of 162 isn't 32.4%

I didn’t say it was 32.4%. It’s a logical number that I used for my next line.

The Astros are donating his game checks for next year to "a charity devoted to facilitating diversity"

That's right, a beaner who doesn't speak English makes fun of an Asian and now the (((MLB))) is donating his game checks to the altar of "diversity"

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How about we just treat people equally instead of labeling like the elite want?

Which is wrong, because it gave you the wrong answer. Being suspended 5 games in the MLB season is not the equivalent of being suspended for first half of the nfl season wtf

Yeah it is. You’re just simple wrong.

>t. it was someone on my team who did it, so I have to do mental gymnastics to try and justify it.

> first half of the nfl season
It's more like 1/3 of the season, but ok.

umm wtf hes not white, how can it be racist?

Behold. The master race.

The doyers have a player named Kike Hernandez.

The comedy of it all? The broadcasters put an accent over the E so it doesn't look like the Jewish slur. The name has no accent mark because it doesn't need one. But his name is prounounced KEE-kay, not kee-KAY. They literally changed the spelling of his name because the way it is spelled is ((offensive))

...

His actual name is Enrique, Kike is a nickname

i-i-is he /ourkike/?

>hey guys i was only pretending to be retarded

weak move by MLB. make racist gesture. don't get ban until next year.

also - if a white guy did this he's facing much longer suspension.

Go Stros!

Absolute State of Common Core

>>(MLB) has suspended the Houston Astros' Yuli Gurriel for 5 games at the start of next season for making a racist gesture in last night's World Series game

Better luck next Season GOY

Is our guy /Ted Cruz/ behind home plate?

...

>Mexicans can't be racist!!!
>Cuban
>Hurr Durr same shit yall
Rural retard education

That would be equivalent to being suspended for the first half of the first football game

>Kike Hernandez
kek

You worded it wrong and you got there in an odd way, but you're right, chris

LEAVE YU ALONE, HE HAD ONE BAD GAME

Cultural Marxism at work, folks. It's only bad when whitey does it. Are we even surprised?

He's a white cuban of pure spanish ancestry.

Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me go pee pee in your Coke

Our Wetback

Good God, you're a disappointment to all of us.

oh my sides

five games is 1/32 of a season, jerkoff

I like this guy, even though he played joke he put pee pee in my coke. bump!

The worlds largest BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFFf

They just took 3mins and had everyone in the Stadium Stand up for Cancer....
NOT ONE PERSON TOOK A KNEE TO STAND UP AGAINST SUSPECTED LATINO SUPREMACIST, ANTI-ASIAN HAND GESTURE!
RAY-CIS WHITE MANS GAME
REEEEEEEEEE

latinos are way more openly racist than white people

retard

That doesnt even make sense when I squint while reading it.

when did the US become such a pussy nation of faggots? this PC sh*t is driving me nutz
btw, Mexican people call everyone who looks remotely asian "chinito". asian (slanty) eyes is very common among people with native american ancestry

>tfw too smart to understand this