Waifu shame game

Post your waifu and talk shit about the other anons waifus. Let's see if you guys can actually defend your waifu from public embarasment. Pink haired shits need not apply.

you're waifu smells like pickled onions

Don't you mean pickled peaches.

I'm here to ruin your thread and defend other user's waifus, but the only one posted so far is yours and you posted a boy for some reason. I'm not sure what show he's from because he could be the bland, useless MC from 75% of shows.

>his waifu has long hair

Literally who?

My waifu is perfect.

I don't want to insult user's waifu.

>literally who?
You're suposed to talk shit about another anons waifu, not your own.

Homely.>

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Disgusting coal miner nose

Bakemonogatari a best

Fuck off reddit

That's all you can come up with?

Her dad is dead

Shameless cuckquean.

*hem* I said Bakemonogatari, failed argument.

Kawai Ritsu will never the USA-kun because they have held each other at a safe distance for far too long. NTR is the only ending left.

Damaged goods.

What?

Washboard with a boy haircut

I still like Ritsu though

>washboard
Nah she's got the perfect size. You're waifu on the other hand is just a basic bitch that a 0% chance of winning the MC bowl.

Nothing but shit in this thread.
Shit clothes.
Giant bitch.
Those legs were fucking stolen from some taller woman.

>Implying a giant asshole wouldn't want a giant bitch
It's a perfect match

And a giant asshole needs a big dick. You just confirmed that you're a massive faggot.

o wow m8 rite in the feels, ya got me
guess ill just overdose then

Sorry mates she's perfection

What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

>picking a roastie with gross bags of sand and salty coins
>not picking delicious boys

Its like you're a bunch of retarded faggots or something like that.

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I am *so* ready for this. Bring it on, faggots.

Not bad user, what's his name?

subtle

Too tall and not enough dere moments.

Come at me faggots.

Your waifu is a pretty cute Umaru clone.

>tfw you're waifu can become anyone, is smug, and reads Lovecraft.

Paras is way better. Your tomboy can't even compete with spotted ribbons.

Luckily your waifu can turn to anything other than that ugly thing.

>black
>eyes
disgusting

Yu Kashima, from Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun. SHE's the Prince of the school and number one actor, playing the male roles.
Reverse traps are perfection.

Everyone thinks she's regular FSN Sakura with worms.

>white hair
>chocolate skin
>black sclera
>pretending to hate the classic triple kink combo

you guys aren't even trying.

Quit trying to force your poop girl thread are hot memes.

OP should have said pink and Purple haired shits need not apply

Have you been reading the manga lately? Her relationship with Hori is progressing way more than Chiyo and Nozaki's (whose relationship hasn't progressed at all)
There's a recent arc where Kashima is probably the most Dere she's been so far, and Hori is too. It's great.

>black eyes
>dark skin
>my fetish hair color
>classic
an abomination is what it is, putting the best hair color on such an ugly bitch, I would puke if i had eaten anything today.

>Black
>Black eyes
>White hair
Disgusting.

>using Chiyo and Nozaki as an indicator of progression
Anyway, I haven't actually, I'll probably pick it up again if Kashima has that focus.

I can't wait until she blushes or goes full spaghetti.

Bring it

You don't even like your waifu with shit taste like that.

Stop having good taste it makes it hard to insult you.

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Hey guys.

>tfw you're waifu is so based, you get the most (you)s

>muh hot opinions

Kayo best waifu.

Yea she is. Just not yours though.

You know we don't even have to try to shame her right? she dug her own grave.

>chuunishit

IT WASS THE MOM HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS IT WAS THE MOM GET THAT SHIT IN YOUR SYATEM. KAYO WAS LOYAL!

>tfw no one can shame your waifu because no one even knows who she is

(You)

>15 years
15 years
>15 years

If you would wait for an average kid you had a crush on for 1 week during elementary school, you are a looser.

Eats like an American.

You waifu is sassy, full of herself, and judgmental.
I still love her anyway.

Hit me.

inb4 canon slut

Jokes on you, I love all of my waifu including her flaws

Best girl for 15 years cunt
all your other whores can fuck right off

jokes on you, everyone with a waifu does. Dont feel special.

Is that.... conan? Shit that stuff is still airing isnt it

>Getting cucked for 15 years.
>Praising it.

>Pink hair

Yeah bby, dream never dies

Ran just isn't a common whore. she knows 20 years of blue balls makes for a good tease

>>tfw you're waifu is so based, you get the most (you)s
Getting the most (you)s in this thread is not a good thing.

>Having a literally who as a waifu

Nobody knows her for a reason.

Does she know about Conan yet or is she still retarded?

Because taking 20 years worth of Blue balls transcends her above common whore status.

>Shit-skin waifu
you are not welcome on Sup Forums

Thats he's a midget? Nah, they've interacted as adults afew times (serum shit) and teased her working it out, but nothing legit.

Romantic subplot is pretty kill, they'll drag it out forever

You probably wouldn't be able to say anything bad about her without shitposting.

You know she's BASED WAIFU MATERIAL when the only complaint possible is not getting her

>68 posts, 34 image replies
>Not even a single decent waifu.

Especially you faggots:

How the fuck can you fall for such generic trash? Forget their personalities, even the shows they come from are terrible. Especially Senjougahara; the whole "monogatari" franchise is essentially just hipster garbage with no explainable plot. Seriously, how does anybody see having these waifus as defensible, and why aren't you calling them out every single thread?

Try reading a VN, fucking faggots. Or better yet, killing yourselves.

But I can
>inferior to Koitus
>ugly body
>bad, excessively aggressive, violent personality
>blond
>ponytail

She has retard genes

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This is an anime board. If you're going to post your shitty adventure quest waifu, I suggest doing it at Sup Forums.

>implying you can

There always Shinichi in conon, one truth and thats best grill. shes solves crimes, so no retard genes in bae

She needs to comb her hair.

>calling others hipsters when you hate things because they are popular
and im the hipster? dont make me laugh
Sup Forums shitposters in a nutshell

Nevermind the fact that you dont appreciate Bakemonogatari and it's comedy greatness.

NG user-kun

Dude, my waifu does have an anime, AND Adventure Quest is the shit.

You're having a hard time tonight, Jeb.

Boy's cant be waifus.

>Koitus
annoying shut in dandere with the personality of a brick
>ugly body
literally has the best body in the show
>bad, excessively agressive, violent personality
have you actually watched phantom world
>blond
okay you got me there
>ponytail
ponytails are in no way bad

You have to be 18 to post in a christian board Sup Forumsermin.

woah there lad i you accidentally typed a "the" there, lemme remove that for you.
>Dude, my waifu does have an anime, AND Adventure Quest is shit.

Well the rest you listed is subjective, but you are wrong about this though:

>bad, excessively aggressive, violent personality

She is not excessively agreesive and violent. The moments she is being playful and sweet overshadow her few moments where she behaves violently, both in number and intensity. I won't deny she is a bit toichy since that's part of her, but it doesn't make all of her personality. She also has this really sweet moment in the novels:

>One time she thinks she accidentally killed him when he walks in on her changing. Haruhiko wakes up in her arms and she's actually crying worried about the guy. Then she uses her powers to heal him but passes out herself in his arms right after and its a cute moment until Reina walks in and calls them filthy.

That was rude

She's too normal
Propietary software, would not install.

DON'T SAY NORMAL

desu nothing's wrong but that ahoge

Why would I hate something simply because it's popular? Evangelion, LoGH, and Umineko are all fairly popular series, especially Evangelion, yet they all manage to be great series in one form or another. As a matter of fact, I probably would never have gotten into anime if not for Evangelion.

I just can't stand the faggots that watch pseudointellectual bullshit like BMG/ Madoka and elevate those shows to the status of "masterpieces" simply because they think the characters are cute, or else because the shows have already been meme'd into a state of hyper-popularity. If they were at least funny, or if the characters were any good, that would be one thing, but they never are. As a result, any time I find someone recommending one of these shows, I end up thinking, "Wow, I wish they'd go watch something that's actually fucking good for a change."

To be fair, Stein's Gate was at least /somewhat/ good (IMO, Chaos;Head was the better Nitroplus,) but Kurisu was definitely the worst girl in the bunch.

Here's another great waifu.

I think i killed something like that in fallout

You're waifu is not real.