>be 70 years old american president
>expect to survive more 8 years eating burgers
Who he thinks he is? A god?
Trump's diet
William Young
Carter Rivera
2 more years I'm giving him.
Nathaniel White
Who are you cnn? Rice and 2 slices of cherry pie..
David Rogers
He has the life-extension technology now. He always did, being a billionaire, but now he has the premium shit.
Adrian Gray
> Who he thinks he is? A god?
yes, he is our lord and savior.
Nolan Lopez
All Hail God Emperor Trump!
Landon Rivera
He'll probably still outlive you panjert, Do try to make your way to the designated dying street before you croak
Daniel Price
>decrusts your pizza
>what's your next move user?
Ryan Smith
>Who he thinks he is? A god?
Implying he isn't
Juan Reed
Never drinks or does drugs
Aaron Sanchez
>ywn have a near-death experience every time you to take a shit
I envy you pajeet.
Parker Bell
He doesn't drink or smoke. You can eat a lot junk in that state.
Tyler Peterson
He eats unhealthy, sleeps so little and has the most stressful job in the world while also responding to every little slight. How is he doing it?
Daniel Sanders
What the fuck is up with his hair lmao
Captcha: Statues
Triggered.
Benjamin Johnson
God Emperor
Zachary Wilson
God-tier genetics.
Luis Ross
>Who he thinks he is? A god?
When you sell your soul to the devil he grants you a long life.
William Foster
He's a Chad.
Elijah Lopez
>this is what Americans actually believe
Liam Flores
...
David Jones
Hamburgers are healthy.
It's the fries and soda that makes people fat.
Juan Gutierrez
>Hamburgers are healthy
Luis Martinez
yeah he is a god
Ayden Carter
That’s God-Emperor to you faggot
Nathaniel Lewis
Trump IS a god. Chosen by God to save mankind.
Jordan Hall
He has dementia in his family.
Carson Cox
feces
Juan Allen
>Rolling with that narrative
Is Muh Russia going to be off the table come Monday? You guys really like leaping from narrative to narrative like a monkey in a tree.
Dominic Butler
> BRO, YOU CAN, LIKE, EAT A TON OF GREASY SHIT AND BE OBESE AS LONG AS YOU DONT SMOKE OR DRINK AND STILL BE HEALTHY AS FUCK
trumptards, everyone
Robert Sullivan
They are, five a day isn’t
Andrew Torres
nah hes going to live 120 maybe longer
Adam Smith
they can be depending on the bread toppings meat etc
Daniel Jackson
He's never been an alcohol drinker. Food isn't the problem.
Juan Long
he is GEOTUS
you are brazillion fag
we fuck your mulatto bitches on vacation
your economy depends on our half hwite bastard chirren to feed your niggers
china wirr burn your country
Nicholas Powell
Most people who survive to 70 also survive to 80 based on actuarial tables. Trump will probably survive to 90. Hate on him for it.
Ian Wilson
You strike me as someone who bought into all the old wives tales involving food.