OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD 2: SPOOPY CLOWNS EDITION

>What the fuck is Live PD?
COPS BUT IT'S (BASICALLY) LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN'

>What Channel?
A&E NETWORK - STREAM BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE CABLE

FOR ALL LINKS MAKE SURE TO TURN ON UBLOCK ORIGIN / ADDBLOCK - STREAMS ARE FULL OF COMPUTER AIDS

***LINKS UPDATED THIS WEEK***

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tgo-tv.net/watch/live-tv/a-e-live-stream.php

STREAM 3 - (SOMETIMES NOT WORKING)
firstonetv.net/Live/United-States-(USA)/A E-21

STREAM 4 (SOMETIMES NOT WORKING)
olweb.tv/big_player.php?adresa=aetv&server=2


>HURR DURR IT'S NOT ACTUALLY LIVE
CONFIRMED FOR ~30 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHESSE


NEW - LIVE PD BINGO CARDS! EVERYONE'S CARD IS DIFFERENT
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Watch this little pinch become a pound

He ain't white, he's Spanish

a spic delivering chinese food, there's a joke there

I invited this girl over to my apartment and she hasn’t responded in like 20 minutes

just a pinch ese

>I LIKE TO TRUSS MAH BELLY ITS A BIG BELLY SO I TRY TO TRUSS IT

You get one chance to like to him, but don't you dare be polite and respectful.

>mestizo
>classified as a white male
And there's how all those crime statistics for white people get blown out of proportion

which stream are you whores watching none of them work for me

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Just beat off instead

man, the struggle is real.

HOW DARE HE UNPLUG THE TEE VEE??
>we've been here before right?
>Yes, you have

Domestics are almost alway Whiskey Tango

So these..are the famous rural and suburban retards..

if there was an agenda they would have stopped showing Richland county SC a long time ago with the Obama gas station

if anything this show actually makes cops look good in the eyes of the public for the chimp outs they deal with on a day to day basis

there's no way the COPS TV show would have aired this youtu.be/b5xS9Vl5dao

>I'll sleep at the train station

Keep it classy Illinois

who else has no sound?

war on drugs wins again!

If she aint on your dick she aint interested.
Believe me if she wanted you she would be there.

If this were The Shield, Vic Mackey would've kept half that ganj

>blueberry snow
dude weed lmao

> Be too respectful
> Get arrested.

She’s an 18 year old virgin and her mom’s birthday is tonight

I had that -- reopened the stream & it's back.

>Another night of ruining white lives over harmless drugs.
Thanks Bush.

How many lbs over 200

>18
>virgin.
Lol ok but I bet it is her moms b day though that I half believe.

If she ain't 380, she ain't a lady.

that aint gonna fit, boss

-80
Unlike leafistan not every girl is a whore in dixie

>stuffs 20lbs of weed next to K9 cage

Oh now you guys got the bants.

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maybe if I chuck this baby by me they wont arrest me

>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>Unlike leafistan not every girl is a whore in dixie
Please take me with you.
My buddys 15 year old sister fucked a 20 something year old.
Most dudes who are 30 are fucking less then 16 year olds because "dey gots da truck wit da big wheels"

I was arrested by a black cop once for dui while I was sitting in front of my house. He kept saying dumb shit like that and was completely confused by my politeness. He even said that the polite ones are the ones that want to fight. I still don't understand what he meant by that.I beat the case because he didn't gave me a breathalyzer and the only evidence was his statement that I failed a field sobriety test, Completely an incompetent affirmative action hire.

some departments would shun his use of a flat brim cap
unprofessional

the way they talked about marijuana
>>nice bag of treats
>>bag of goodies

cops all agree that marijuana is absolutely not a problem but its always a GREAT BUST because pot heads are easy
Do you have something?
>>yeah
Where is it?
>>describe exactly where
wtf we would have never thought that
>>idk dude you asked me

other drugs its more like
you got anything?
>>lie
>>fight
>>run

These streetsboro cops are bros
No leafs allowed sorry

THIIIICCCCCC

thats a big pig

They will find meth in this mustang

Ugliest cop lady.

THICC

Man the harpoons

Too much thicc for a 4:3 screen format, you need a wide screen tonight boys.

Of course dogs can get diabetes stupid nigger. They have blood, muscles, and can eat carbs.

THICC

>tfw your dog had diabetes and it died and some nigger on tv thinks it's made up

>some purple

I gots five kids to feed

You know she uses that ID

My childhood dog died of diabetes. We used to have to give him a shot of insulin every meal.

>Big Halloween bag of treats

When they are live or talking to them irl you really get glimpses of how profoundly ignorant black people are in general.

>coffepot
>wet clothes hung up
>water cooler

Totally not living here guise.

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>"Rebel"
Triggered

Also worse liars than my toddler.

>rims are worth more than the car

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TUFFY TURD

I wanna get a used Crown Vic cop car and lift it enough to put 31 inch tires. Some fat 245/75/r16 truck tires

WITH A REBEL BARK
I SMELL DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

He was looking at that nog with his baby awfully suspect

Prob figured he stole it

Classic Assmar medicine that increases your chance of death from Assmar.

Why does it seem that all nogs have weed on them or in their vehicles?

>Do not take drug, if you are allergic to drug or its ingredients
>Impossible to find a list of ingredients

Damn nice digits!

Checked!

Hell yeah, never relax.

Yeah, a lot of medicine that's supposed to help has bad side effects.
There is medicine for depression and anxiety that cause permanent tremors

>female officer is last to holster weapon
>barely helps in physical restraint

because snoop dog said it's cool

NEVER RELAX

They have an insane amount of women officers on this show.

>liberal white womyn harboring illegal spic
how cute

>police are in cover position around door
>cameraman is in a direct line to the entry door
>suspect comes at them from the side/back
that could have been ugly

i wish i was getting naked and covering himself in oil and just bolted out the door yelling speedy gonzales mouse shit

>Get arrested for DUI
>Officer fucked up and filled out the wrong form
>Not only are they not able to suspend my license because if the fuck up, I get to hear the prosecutor and other cops make fun of her at every court date

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excuse the dexterity

Could have just hired a complete stranger off the street to translate and got the job done just the same. Lol

Can you imagine if they went after Jews in the same way they do with scientologists?

heh just my bike patch kit

Meth or opiates, place your bets

3 tweakers and a normal looking chic. This should be interesting

there should be a bingo spot for crackhead clown car

chicken winner

Wonder if they're gonna run a train on her

HAHA JUST MY BIKE PATCH KIT

meth car

Jesus it's like a clown car full of tweakers

>booker t washington apt complex
fucking niggers.

>description: every fucking mexican male in US

>white or hispanic
>cholo uniform

wat

Dan is just disgusted he didn't think of it first.

He literally pulled over into the middle of the road