Monster Musume

I want to wake up in her web.

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I love horse.

>not wanting to wake up with skin irritation in the tight clutches of a large breed
Casual.

Both of them are welcome to share me.

But which spooder would you attempt to do vanilla with?

Big Brown Beefy Bovine Best Bovine

>horse
Heretic

>wake up
>want to fap
>head to the bathroom
>spider dangling from the door frame
>grab it and throw it in the toilet
>fap
>cum on spider

>spooder
>vanilla

You don't fuck a spooder vanilla user, at least not the first time. You have to let them rape you, and fuck them lewdly. Only after you've established a relationship as their sexual pet should you confess love so you can watch them get all bashful and nervously curl up their legs for maximum gap moe effect.

Brilliant.

>wanting to fuck a carvinore

user, spiders aren't for love and must be deported because they are monsters that cause fears.

You can always try to give them a surprise hug.

>yande.re
Spider is too cute to make me scaroused in the yandere way. All of the monstergirls are too much girls and too little monsters.

You let spider rape you but she continues to tease you without penetration
"When are we going to get to the rape" you ask, but she keeps making excuses.
Spoiler: spider is virgin just putting on an act.
Eventually you learn the truth and share your first time together

>deportfag still targeting spooders

How about we deport you? To the spiderland island, they'll teach you what love is.

My dad's cooler than yours.

>Being afraid of spiders

Take your (You).
>spiderland island
user, you're giving me a chance to wipe out the Spider species.

Why does an arachnid has breasts?

Don't tell me you edited it.

To entice men.

>implying you could wipe out all spiders

To shoot spiderweb on rapable males.

Ok, I wont.

You're the hero Australia needs.

If horse pussy able to wield a fake sword to kill any threat, might as well do the same.

>spooders
Don't forget about totalitarian one

Three of my fetishes in one package? Moar please.

Only children are afraid of spiders. Grown up men would just have sex with them.

That sentence barely makes sense regardless of how you look at it.

Sorry, user. I have only this one blessed image.

I would gladly be under the command of this totalitarian spider and gas anyone who opposes her.

I want to be the meat in a spider/horse sandwich and I don't care if I survive the encounter.

Yeah, you wouldn't. I applaud your resolve though. You'll be rewarded quite well for your sacrifice.

Remember me brothers.

>spider domme
>horse sub
They're made for each other.

What does spider/horse sex look like?

>They've been the perfect pair for three years now
>An nobody has drawn anything with them together that goes past mild teasing

>I want to be the meat in a spider/horse sandwich
Loki, son, we've gotta have words about this shit. Your mother's worried and I'm sick of all the abominations you're causing.

>he said, while riding his grandson

Better than ending up in a Tesco vindaloo

Gas the cockroaches
Race war now

I breed spiders in my house
ask me anything

Why does it take so painfully long for each chapter to get translated?

>I breed spiders in my house
But why?

Typesetting.

user, get the exterminators to remove the spiders.

They're cute and cool
Are you crazy? why should I

What is your opinion on the lack of international sanctions held against certain companies that facilitate the production of sub-standard materials for purposes that may compromise end-user safety?

The fact you letting spiders to breed is going to lead hundreds or thousands of them taking over your house. Plus, no one wants to live in a spider infested house that can kill a person with their venom. You must kill the spiders. Do it for Ren.

More spiders means less mosquitos, flies and shitty bugs. The world needs more spiders.

If I infest the house with spiders, will I get cheaper rent?

Why are spiders so perfect?

Because spiders are simply the best.

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Spider from front, horse from the back

I think its an inevitable result of old first world economy policies double standards, countries that are dipping only now in world marketing thanks to now accessibile technologies are forced to encourage irregularities and jungle law simply because its the only way for them to keep being competitive on the large picture
My house is littwred with longlegs and jumpers and we all live togheter in harmony

You can definitely replace spiders with bug spray.
That could be possible.

Spider are brave, noble creatures man.
Like mantises

But I want to fuck spiders, not a bug spray.

What if I bug spray your mom you motherfucker?

>Mantis girl will literally devour your head after sex

Wtf I love guro now

You meant spider girls, right? You don't want to fuck the poor animal.

user, Spiders are dangerous creatures. They are monsters we're feared to this day and living with one makes it worse.
We must discriminated all Spiders.

>Being afraid of spiders

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That's actually a common misconception. It only happens very rarely in the wild and is only observed in captivity because of stress generally.

>Mantis girl will literally devour your head if she's too stressed

You better lick her pussy good before sex if you value your life.

This poster is a wasp, do not believe what he says

There you go! It's important to keep your fetishes of being eaten alive by a mantis girl grounded in reality.

You user just made my day with that image.

I can pretend to make her happy.

Of course. I want to listen to her moans afterall

Me too user, me too...

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All other snakes are better than Miia

Living with Spiders will always be a nightmare, especially in the case of manipulation.

You must be over 18 to post on this site.

Crabman didn't show what kind of relationship between Rachnee and Mero is. Or Cerea-Suu, Miia-Suu, Papi-Miia (I forgot how was it) or Lala and the rest (except Miia). Or even between MON and the main harem.

They're also better at being irrelevant

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Got any source?

would you facefuck you waifu while using their pointy ears as handles?

Would Suu survive falling into the river?

I'd facefuck Lala and use her ahoge as a handle.

Have we ever seen spooder's ears?

She wouldn't. That's why you must protect the Suu from nasty rivers.

crabman says she has pointy ear

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Only in the concept art book.

Without a doubt

Polt's ears are not for grabbing. They are for scratches.

No but I'd let them facefuck me

its easier when she has horns

the best scratches for best wan

The Wasps Traumatized me as I child. I now flinch whenever I see a small flying object.

>rams are the only ones with horns
How did I missed that