Embodiment of perfection sleeping beside you

>embodiment of perfection sleeping beside you
>every fucking day
>all these chances to make a demi-human with a cute goddess
>yet didn't even dare to tap that


Is the MC gay?

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The story dynamic would change too much if he engaged in a sexual relation with any of the girls.

Goddesses are known for castracting your mind.
He tried hard, touched, smelled, but he couldn't get hard and didn't even find it weird.

I'm only at episode 2 and so far all I can see is a gay MC who decided not to fuck a beautiful girl sleeping beside him

How come pajamas makes my dick so hard? They're so comfy that it makes me really want to grope a cute girl while she's wearing her pajamas.

>based kazuma
>gay
fucking vermin

He's after the other cute goddess of course.

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I think the current userbase is too young top know what you refer to, user.

Look at this pic >defenseless body
>visible belly button
>legs wide open for fucking
>in a deep sleep
>probably doesn't wear panties as shown in ep. 1


If this isn't an invitation to have sex, then I don't know what's a more appropriate term to call the MC other than a raging homosexual

I think its less about castrating his mind in this case and more he knows her well enough and finds her repulsive. He admits to himself that she is beutiful but as soon as she opens her mouth to talk she becomes hideous in his eyes.

It was just no good.

No.

She is as dumb as a rock. Creating a kid with that will result having a demi-god with downs. Besides, Kazuma has a sharp mind, as he figured out he is surrounded by cray-cray and you don't stick your dick in cray-cray

something something this is real perfection

megumin is better

He can never forget how much of a retarded sperg she is. It's sad that the biggest weirdo in chuuni land is less crazy and annoying than Aqua.

best girl

disgusting pedophiles should be lined up and get shot

Shut the fuck up aqua

seems kazuma agrees with us since megumin wins

It's because he knows she's retarded

he can bone this tho

Look up the definition of pedophile, cunt.

>Megumin wants to be the next demon lord
Will kazuma cap her?

>Demon lord calls it quits for the purpose of comedy
>Megumin takes the role
>Kazuma runs her through

Wouldn't surprise me coming from the author.

He is referring to another goddess who is even worse than Aqua and whose series just ended last year.

Aqua is best girl.

She never hide somethings while still make the party head into danger like Megumin ( vol 9 ) or Darkness ( Kowloon Hydra's arc, Destroyer's arc and landlord's arc ).

Aqua is also good at making decision when need to back off, not like the other two who always got saved by "plot". Seriously even being the one with lowest int in the party Aqua is not responsible for such dire situations like the other 2 ( Megumin : Beldia, Wolbach ; Darkness : Kowloon Hydra, Destroyer => Jail's arc, Landlord ...)

Seriously those other 2 girls made some decisions that make me totally can't like them. Hiding stuffs when still make the whole party go straight into danger, I can't accept that

Aqua is also the most useful and powerful among them, only a little stupid but if you are smart enough you can still utillize her, even using her as a vanguard.

Seriously without the other 2 Kazuma would be able to live his life much easier.

>Kazuma
>Wanting to cap demon lords
user i think you underestamate how lazy Kazuma is.

Demon lord is a cheater from Japan who is loveless and friendless.
Yeah ! Just like you guys. Heck, maybe he is one of us and is lurking in this board right now

He's a kirito clone for godsake

Sleeping with Aqua is like having sex with an old alcoholic man, just that the man has a pussy and huge knockers and beautiful. Yeah, there's a reason why Kazuma just can't dick Aqua.

He has tried to see her as the main girl, he just can't.

Its true the author is a lady?

This makes me sad.

yes, and she's friends with the re:zero author

Aqua is the only special beautiful for Kazuma. He lust for any other girls as long as she is beautiful from demon, human to goddess but he doesn't lust for Aqua. But Kazuma find it safest when he is with Aqua ( orc's arc ) and Aqua seem like to think of Kazuma as a useless son of her( when she compared him to Emperor Zell )

>Aqua and Kazuma is a mom and son relationship
Makes sense

Best body.

Don't worry user, I still remember.

>being friends with an idiot
I guess Kazuma is her self insert

That idiot is earning a hundred times more money than you

you don't know me
you're not my real mom

Vol9 W H E N

>'warm me up kazuma pls it's cold'
>already blatantly asking to have sex
>hurr she's dumb so no penis in vagina for her meme


Kazuma is dumber than Aqua at this point

>not fucking a hot girl laying beside him
>gay

Maybe he's just a decent fucking guy?

people have sexual needs

>wanting to take advantage of the mentally challenged
They need our help and support, not for their caretakers to sexually abuse them.

she's too stupid and nasty to the point of being off putting in universe
imagine you are kazuma and you are sleeping next to a 3D girl. That's exactly that

When will this meme end? Aqua isn't borderline retarded

at this point in time he masturbates to her while she sleeps and she knows, its good enough
if he releases in her hair does it turn into water?

Are you people fucking virgins? Do you think 'purity' matters when you can have free sex anytime?

do sexual needs lead to sexual emergencies?

i dont know
do you like stable and std free societies or do you like african tier shitholes?

He fapped to her at least.

>fapping
>when you can just fuck her anytime

Hell, Aqua was the one who even said Kazuma can't do anything sexual in the heaven

>not fucking her asshole while she pees clear water all over your belly and chest
Kazuma is fucking gay.

>embodiment of perfection
[citation needed]

>can breed with a human
[citation needed]

MC isn't gay. He would a Megumin, though. Good taste, that gent.

>“That's why they will absorb our energy, but… the male adventurers in this town have a relationship of mutual
assistance. Think about it… We are basically staying in stables right? Hence… there are many things that are hard to vent right? But with so many other adventurers sleeping around us, even if you are in the mood, you can't do 'anything' about it right?”
>“Yes, you are right.” I nodded my head furiously.
>I didn't feel guilty at all, but a bead of sweat still fell down my cheek.
>Really, I didn't feel guilty at all.
>“But we can't lay a hand on the female adventurers sleeping near us. If you did that, you will be discovered by the other female adventurers who would gang up on you. Or your target might be hiding a dagger and you would risk getting castrated. Things like that do happen.”
>As he went on, Dust's face turned pale and shivered. Keith saw his reaction and said.:
>“Your trauma when you made a move on Rin has not yet recovered?”
>“Shut, shut up! Like I said… At times like this, the succubus comes to mind. When we are sleeping, they will use the chance to show us a wonderful and exciting dream. We will be refreshed and they can sustain themselves. And they know how to hold back, and won't absorb so much that we become mummies unable to continue adventuring. I have never heard of any adventurers falling into danger because too much of their energy was taken… How about it? Everybody wins right?”
>After hearing Dust's words, I nodded my head repeatedly.
>How wonderful, this was truly a gift of blessings!

>OOGA BOOGA WHY DIDNT HE FUCK DA PUSSY IF I WAS THERE I WOULD BANG ALL DA GIRLS NIGGA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN YEE BOY

Why do you normals even bother watching anime if you're going to bitch about the same shit every series?

>when you can have free sex anytime
The scarcity of this "purity" is what makes it so attractive.

You would think they would get the memo back in the 90s

How is it scarce? 9/10 anime girls are virgins.

But Goku fucked Chichi.

I thought you were talking about it in the context of the real world

HNNNNNNNNGGGGG

I still don't know what people have against her, she's dame dame but so helpless and open to being exploited that you can't help but want to tenderly look after her and protect her.

How would you handle your lust in Kazuma shoes, Sup Forums?

Kazuma had already stole panties, it's too late feel guilty about sexually harrassing someone, he was even called 'Kazuma the Brute' for his rumored perverted attitutde.


And who the fuck is Rin

anime didn't show the other party kazuma helps

I doubt you can just freely rape all the girls

What did Kazuma do to her just to get him traumatized like that?

reading comprehension
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He left dust to deal with his girls

>aqua
>perfection
kek

I meant what exactly did Rin do to Kazuma after he madea move on her

Because making babies with a retarded person is bad. He should go for EXPLOSIONbabies.

pajamas are hot as fuck, even the ones with pants, because you know under them, the girl is naked.

No wonder the like of you and OP ask such questions. It's hard to be retarded, huh.

Will he ever catch a break?
>his party is too stupid or too crazy to be mature about sex
>they're with him 24/7
>if a perfect 10/10 girl tries to fuck him they will cockblock her

He can't even fap without the risk of getting caught by one of them.

Sad. The final volume came out in 2014, only two years ago, but I guess the fandom started long before that.

Because she's a bitch

No, she's cute!

She's a baka.

Why does she wear no panties?

Was getting naked part of her plan?

The number of ESLs that can barely type seems to be getting larger by the day.

If he puts it in will she die?

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It would be extremely pleasurable.

For who?

He could become a sexfriend with all of them. Well with all of them except Aqua to piss her off!

So they went from helping me over the phone to confusing me with it. Great.

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>normies

They're teenagers, probably from Sup Forums

Because teenagers are perpetually dtf and because the main characters in anime are mostly teenagers the fact that teenagers are able to insert themselves into anime MCs the best but at the same time those MCs aren't dtf leads to teenagers getting assranged at animu

Dumb Konosuba fags will go on defend Kazuma's character like he ain't any different from those generic LN MC's who too scared off pussy.

I want to FUCK and bully Aqua.

>assranged
what did he mean by this?

>(You)

I like Aqua, but she's not good (Kazuma) relationship material.

I always figured out anime writers make protagonists colossal faggots because that's apparently the only way they can think of to avoid turning the series into a porno.

Because really, any guy who finds himself in typical anime situations would've fucked the girl.