ITT: Words that don't mean what they actually mean

ITT: Words that don't mean what they actually mean

i start

undocumented immigrant = illegal alien
Opposition research = Black mail
Alt Right = Normal Conservative

>inb4 Apple=Banana

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Them = Us

Nazi = someone i disagree with

Urban youths= niggers

hello Satan

Unidentified Sources = imaginary friends

mental illness = in their heads

dave is right on this, do what you want, leave me the fuck out of it, since you will not, I have you to 'psychical remove you"...So to speak

Leftist=Morons
Gun grabbers=Pro criminals
Open Borders=Anti Nation/people

Trump = Drumpf

Homosexual = pervert with pedophilic thoughts.

Users of Drumpf=Unfunny, unironic retards who think mispronouncing the name of a person means anything other then looking like a total fucking retard.

Aussie=Half logic based wonderful posters half shit poster.

Diversity=100% black
Tolerance=complete intolerance

Dave Chappelle is a nazi white racist hitler!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE

.t reddit

>Gun grabbers=Pro criminals
This is stupid. Gun owners are more than twice as likely to be subject to assault and are astronomically more likely to use the gun on themselves or a loved one than to stop a criminal. Gun owners create unsafe conditions around themselves. If anyone is pro criminal it's them. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, dump your gun today.

illegal alien = foreign invader

Bullshit stats, inflated with criminals and suicides.

tfw not aussie.

>An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure,
That is why I own and carry

I need a gun to protect myself from you.

Progressive = regressive
Diverse = non-white
minority = non-white
solidarity = pathological altruism
Asian = African
Refugee = invader
migrant = invader
bigoted = realist
islamophobe = humane
racist = white
misogynist = male
toxic masculinity = manliness
rape = regret

That's a Zealand flag dumbcunt

no = yes

This.

I know Euro trash.

Yes=Anal, FACT!

rape = consensual sex.
marital rape = non-existent.

>Bullshit stats, inflated with criminals and suicides.
Are you calling gunfacts a liar? Gun owners draw their weapons in self defense over 2 million times a year. Our violent crime rate is only like 1 million per year. That means for every 1 assault/rape/murder 2 gun owners draw their weapons to protect themselves. Can you fucking believe how many gun owners are ending up in near death situations each year? There's literally a 200% chance that if you're a victim of a violent crime, you stopped it by pulling a gun.

I'm so glad I don't own a gun. With gun owners making up 200% of the victims of violent crimes I have nothing to worry about.

>gun nuts bitching about bullshit gun stats

anal = nasal

What

oh sweet summer child

No I am calling that anti gun guy a liar.

John, it's time to stop posting.
>only /d/ will get this reference

The 2 million times a year stat comes from gunfacts, a pro gun website.

No more esoteric post, meaning, stat solider

You just can not stand people defending themselves against criminals and being wrong. Its ok.

Teens = violent nigger criminals.

Anal = Tear 'em a new one

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niggers and jews = bad news

Not sure what any of that has to do with personal liberty or the idea that the armed population is a useful check on extreme tyranny. Foreign govternments will always send weapons true, but we're a few artillery pieces away and a McNuke added from our probably 70% military who rebel anyway to the freedom side to have no need of foreign influencances. Get a gun nigger, as if you are a half sane SJW you will probably be fighting against the insane SJW with an 'alt-right' buddy by your side. You also did't deny that guns aren't useful against criminals.

*are useful.

red pill = in my opinion

I do not want leftist to be armed to be honest. It will make the retsoration alot easier

Growing consensus = obey, goyim

Sassy == Narcissistic bitch.

Weird that the counties and cities with the most amount of gun owners have the least amount of violence.

this cunt gets it

Apple=Banana

Pekka wins

also, checked

Feminist = repeating what a (((celebrity))) said on (((social media)))

Dave chappelle titty banged a tranny. True story, heard it from his own lips.

get DRUMPF'd nazi fuck