Alright Sup Forums, who did you get pregnant this time?

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my waifu.

No one. Fuck that.

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ur mom lol

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Vasectomy? I'm going full nigger.

waiting for THAT post.

Post template!

Jokes on you. I'm sterile.

How does a puppet have anime hands?

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Your waifu.

Those cartoons of Chinese girls can't get pregnant, user

I looked for a picture of a pregnant yotsuba.
I couldn't find it so have a placeholer here:
[picture of a pregnant yotsuba]

so original

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Your end cannot come soon enough.

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>this reply in this kind of thread
Kill yourself, cancer.

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what, admit it, your mom jokes are no longer funny

The better question is who hasn't yet gotten the pregnancy test treatment.

Ogeha

Quick, download the latest RAW off NYAA and call dibs on your waifu!

This slut.

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>choosing the female Ruka

You're a twisted man

Actually, do tell us, how did you?

Trigonometry, my good man, trigonometry.

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She was such an annoying character. Also her glasses suck

That's a male, he would drill you faggot.

best crab

best girl

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But she's a lesbian

She's a futa, she would drill you as you impregnate her core.

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my boys can't swim

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Like that matters when you have the spear of Longinus.

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How a dream get pregnant?

Shoulda stayed content with sleeve dickings

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But she's a lesbian.

What are you talking about? Ringo-chan is Ringo-chan!

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FAVAROOOO!

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alas

I want to make little Eli s

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No one, we always use a condom

I don't.

I got my waifu pregnant and now she has this look on her face. What does it mean?

Expect to hear bells in the future.

Lesbianism doesnt disable your ovaries from producing eggs.

Lesbianism does tend to reduce the chances of sperm entering the vagina, though.

Lain

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But who was hands?

No one ever said she agreed to it.