I'm going to post this everyday until you like it

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

Stop it already.

I am the fin of my fish.

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I like it

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Did you ever think of trying sardines? They're excellent and highly nutritious!

I don't really like it
But I love all of you, faggots

I thought I wanted to do it once.

But he did it once.

Screenshot?

Like Cockwork.

I guess it can't be helped

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No text? Dissapointed.

>18
No complaints today either.
But remember, I'm watching.
Always watching.

Be careful when eating fish.

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I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.

>Stop

But this isn't even my final form!

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I want to tickle Fish-chan.

>Get out

NO

Just accept me as I am

>Tickling fetish

Who's tickling who?

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Well, AoG was here last night. Drunk, but cute as a button with thoughts of suicide.

I HATE IT

HE HATES IT

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You will die some day, and I will see it, HAHAHA, we all will see it!!brwugbBAHAHA

I'm going to shoot it everyday until it dies.

I sure do hope that that faggot AoG shows up and ruins everything.

But you didn't post it yesterday.

In fact, it is you who did not post it yesterday.

FIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSHHHH

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It is I, AoG! And I love myself.

You're lyf no longer sucks for I have come!
And how!
Over the years, the biggest complain people had about me is that I reply to everything related to me or everyone who mentions my name.

Time to abandon ship then.

I love you AoG! Please have my babies!

It is you, AoG! And no longer with suicidal tendencies.

Can we bring those back somehow?

Are you still alive ? weren't you contemplating suicide just yesterday here ?

Hey. Its me again drunk once more.
Please don't go.
No
Yes, just get me drunk like right now.
the joke is on you my friend for i contemplate suicide every single day.

>i contemplate suicide every single day.
So do I. that's why I watch anime and come here to shitpost.

Is drinking your last tool to fill the void ? You said last night that anime can't do that anymore.

Is this a fish thread? I have fish.
I am also drinking. What do you have?

I'm a muslim, I can't drink. I got only fish, anime, Sup Forums and youtube.

>Yes, just get me drunk like right now.

Funny, I get drunk every other day and I don't get suicidal.
Today was supposed to be an alcohol free day, but I guess I'll keep you company, faggot.

How would you kill yourself, Gensokyo-san?

He wouldn't really do it. He knows how painful it would be for his girlfriend.

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He's melting?

HE'S MELTING!?

MELTING!!!

WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!

Yeah but I do not shitpost. It is against my code of being the best tripfag ever.
Honestly yes. Kinda. I drink because I like it but I like it because it numbs the pain of being an useless and insignificant existence in this world, kinda.
Beer and spirit based cocktails.
Cool, I still have 24 beers in the cooler.
I would probably slit my wrist and take a warm bath while being high on Marijuana or antidepressants.
I'd probably jack off until I die.

What did he mean by this?
he wanted to do what once

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explain further

>Cool, I still have 24 beers in the cooler.
Down them all. Tomorrow you'll have the greatest headache of your life and you'll live behind your drinking days.

>slitting wrists
Just shoot/hang yourself.
Why is it that people choose the most painful ways to go, I'll never understand.

>Shooting/Hanging
>Not leaving behind a gorgeous body
Ugly people wouldn't understand.

It's ok, I've liked it for years now. You're free to stop whenever, or just keep going I guess.

I am indifferent to it.

Hanging yourself would leave less of a mess than slitting yourself.
If done correctly, what kills you is your neck breaking, not the suffocation. Time it so your body is found relatively fast and you shouldn't have marks left.
Hell you might not have them even after a couple of hours hanging there.
Meanwhile, slit wrists remain, what with being wounds and all.

Goddammit you're not even good at killing yourself, the fuck kind of useless tripfag are you?

I don't think anyone who is proficient at killing themselves is alive so I wouldn't know how to do it.
I had 5 more beers and I'm done for the night.
AMA.

>not eating raw fish everyday so that you die of mercury poisoning

>explain further

You really REALLY don't want to know the answer.

Trust me on this.

I'm not exactly an expert at killing myself either, but I know how to do it without destroying my body.

>AMA
Why do you trip?
Why are you such a crybaby?
Why can't you just man the fuck up?

Rest assured, he's just shiny because he swims and breathes the purest frying oil known to man.
he fries better than any fish ever to exist because of this

>Why do you trip?
It's fun. I've made some of my best friends by tripping and also acquired a lot of skills to better myself and gain e-peen like photoshop, typesetting, after effects, webm making, etc. I even learned a bit of Jap before I stopped taking Sup Forums so seriously.
>Why are you such a crybaby?
I don't think I'm a crybaby. Give me a break i'm pretty drunk right now. Not shitfaced like other days but still.
>Why can't you just man the fuck up?
What do you mean? I think having depression and still being able to function because that's the expected thing to do is pretty manly.

KUYASHI!!!!!!!

I appreciate it.

>What do you mean?
In all seriousness, you're a tripfag.
I should be telling you to kill yourself right now but whatever, I'm drunk too.
Why in the glorious fuck do you want to kill yourself? Because you're depressed?
Boo-fucking-hoo, if you're as manly as you say, go fix what's making you depressed.
You're not manly. You're a faggot.
Unless you're just shitposting, in which case you're still a faggot. Less of a faggot, but a faggot nonetheless.
Also it's 4.30 in the morning and the fish calls me. See you tomorrow, faggot.

I guess he just responded to the wrong post?