Why are you so weak, user?

Why are you so weak, user?

Because girls are for protecting boys

I don't know Shinka, will you make a man out of me?

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t. beta

So I can lure you into my personal space. Once you've invaded my space, rape becomes consented.

Because 2D women are the dominant species, and boys are their toys.

Shinka is for mating press.

What's a mating press?

When a Shinka goes into heat, she presses her victim down and uses them to fertilize herself.

It's when a man and a woman touch naughty places and make a fucking baby that cries and shits all day and night.

I need doujins, now.

>girl who is cute, girly, and gentle in public
>turns into a complete dom in bed

Why is this shit so hot?

But i'm 6 feet tall and work carrying refrigerators.

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Wanna try me, bitch? I'll fucking kill you

I don't think you quite understand. I can bench 110kg for 5 and deadlift 220kg for 5. I have passed a point where my mind and body don't even register weights less than 20kg. In my world objects less than 20kg don't exist.
I am getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym. I am starting to fear my own strength.

She already did which is why you're on the floor.

Oh yeah?

I'd love to watch Nibutani get the shit kicked out of her.

>watch
Right, right, because you're too pathetic to do it yourself, huh.

He knows he would lose.

Laziness

because im weak in the knees
for kibbles and bits bacon and cheese

Stop posting.

I'm not weak, I enjoy Shinka being violent with me.

Because I'm lazy and exercising is not fun.

My waifu fights for me.

>Check doujin
>see that pig
why

WHO ARE YOU CALLING WEAK YOU FUCKING BITCH?

Real men don't get angry at precocious teenage girls, user, you little fruit.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M A MAN?
DO YOU KNOW MY IDENTITY?
TELL ME YOU FUCKIN BITCH

Why are you such a giant hypocritical whore?

>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M A MAN?
Good question, you don't make exactly make it easy to tell.

To be fair Nibutani is the only girl, 2D or otherwise, that I would let beat the shit out of me.

Classic Lelouch.

Because you're weak.

Why is Shinka such a messy eater?

From my point of view you are a baby.

Shinka, Kumiko, Chidori and Haruhi are the best KyoAni girls

babysitter*

That's not food.

What is Shinka's fighting style?

Oh good. For a second there I thought you were trying to initiate some kind of toddlercon ERP.

Sasuga, Lelouch. You always say the dumbest shit

Shinka is 500 years old though.

>hates kids

t. virgin

do you have full pic link?

Because I'm a pacifist who doesn't like to fight due to fear of possible consequences. But if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose

Is Shinka meant to be strong?

She's stronger than the average Sup Forumsnon at least.

It's ok boss, your secret's safe with us.

Would you kiss Shinka?

Stop making perverted comments about Morisama

I would never let her go.

I can't kiss myself.

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Absolute perfection

user, why shinka is not real?

But I'm a Shinka and I'm very much real.

stop pretending to be me user

Anyone here remember a time when everyone on Sup Forums almost unanimously hated bitchclip? I miss those days.

I don't miss retards like this one bit.

I want to drink from that bath.

This makes me hard for some reason.

In terms of CQC, it's probably Mai > Sento > Shinka

One's merely a cheerleader, the other is a guard who likely haven't experiences actual fighting recently, and she seems more keen on shooting and firing. The former meanwhile has been kicking shit since she was a little kid and still fights daemonic monstrosities every day

>Still wearing her power limiter
Shinka hasn't even begun to fight.

I get off on getting beaten up by cute girls. Why would I want to be strong?

>Why are you so weak, user?
because I only go to the gym twice a week and go jogging everyday

I bet I can outrun you but your magic powers and knowledge of the cult and truth beyond what a normal human's mind can comprehend will be my undoing

You're a fucking bitch and I hated you throughout the whole show

Stop making stupid question and beat the shit out of me already you cunt!

What is this expression trying to convey?

>not this shit again

>just kill me now

How does Shinka finish her opponents off?

Inside

With a brutal handjob. You won't be able to walk for the next 45 minutes

Bitch I'll fuck you up DESS

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Because I skipped leg day to do cardio instead.

Delete this

Here, let me help you.
someone put the "DELET THIS!" test under it.

Sorry I'm late.

She doesn't

LONDON
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One of the very few situations in which I wish I was dekomoron

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Stop tempting me user

I wish I had more.

This gave me a boner.

Because the laws of this land prevents me from overpowering you.

because I want you to dominate me

I look EXACTLY like Shinka and this is offensive.

I know people have been saying S2 is shit but I'm tempted to watch it just for more shinka

You mean the laws of nature?

I have Sickle cell

What kind of fucked up retard wrote that ね?

fag

Because having a strong body doesn't matter when your mind is stronger.

keep telling yourself that skinny ass bitch

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