Why haven't you joined the Army Sup Forums?

Why haven't you joined the Army Sup Forums?

You could change your NEET ways and save lives, become a hero, and you may even make friends.

There's literally no excuse. Join the Army.

I'm already in, you're most likely not going to save lives and not become a hero
you probably will make friends though, everyone in the army is kind of weird, and plenty of people openly discuss animu

>There's literally no excuse.
There is if you are mentally and or physically unfit for service.

Have you been to war?

On my way to become 12A. I can already smell another war in Afghanistan due to the Taliban expansion and a proxy war with the Chinese for training the Taliban in exchange for influence. Syria is another clusterfuck happening at the spur of the moment now that Turkey fucked our co operations with the Kurds. I just want a portal and encounter my own persia san

Joined the Navy, enlisted as a nuclear operator. Won't be leaving until April.

I don't want to die for some rich man's yacht.

I did. I loved every second of it besides being stationed at Campbell. If you have the option (you won't) don't get stationed there. I wish my immune system didn't fuck up.

But I already joined the Airforce to change my NEET ways. And not much has changed.

>call army recruiter, denied
>call navy recruiter, denied
>call marine recruiter, denied
>don't bother calling air force recruiter, don't have 20/20 vision
>call coast guard recruiter cause father hears about my attempts to join military, denied

Yea, the US government is fucking retarded. Denied any branch of service because I took basic medications (ie ritalin) during my elementary/junior high days.

Hell ya, join the army and become a part of a force used by your country's plutocratic elite to strongarm weaker countries so that your leaders can gain more wealth and power!

PS: If you're not in a first world nation and your country isn't bending over to receive some big fat meaty first world cock up its ass, then you're already considered a combatant, joining your country's army is just a formality, really.

If you're a second-worlder, you can try and study in some foreign military academy. I've heard about some negros learning in Russia.

>his parents fell for the ADHD meme
Sorry user.

I already served years ago.
My country does not have a professional military.

I'm in the chairforce.

Now I sit in a desert, shitpost, and am trying to write a shitty VN.

That's awful.

I live in the UK and I was denied as well, because of a past association with the autistic spectrum. I have never been formally diagnosed though.

>blog thread about the army
>literally not a single mention of anime or manga in the entire thing
Kill yourselves, retards.

>join Navy
>no monster girls or anything
>stand on the deck of a boat looking at utter freezing blackness at four in the morning
>sleep for one hour before I'm woken up by someone waving a blanket and yelling THIS IS A FIRE

Asthma

Don't worry, it's assured.

>Join RAF as engineer
>Working on overseas base
>No bridge bunnies
>No oppai operators
>No cute pilot girls
>No charismatic commander who everyone loves, dies a heroic death that sends his killer into an awful spiral of guilt (who may or may not come back with a machinegun arm later on)
Don't do it, Anons, Gundam and Macross lied.
It's a lot more like Star Trek without aliens

I saw a specialist and got diagnosed normal, and I was still denied. Joining the army was the backup plan for my backup plan, I don't know what to do now.

>People actually liked this gigantic piece of shit

I still do

I'm not healthy enough to join up. They won't accept me.

only faggots join the army.
dumb faggots that go get killed in another country for oil, thinking it was for "muh freedom"

You get decent benefits with good pay and most of the time you're just running drills until something major happens.

>every armed forces role is a combat role

This, though Navy in my case.

>enlisted for nuclear
Hoo boy. You are going to suffer son

>don't bother calling air force recruiter, don't have 20/20 vision
>Implying you have to be a pilot to join the airforce
>What are the security forces
Research your shit nigga

I have hyperhidrosis, can't grip things properly.

Probably would if I could, imagine it can't be much worse than minimum-wage fucking retail

Congrats on having shit taste I guess.

Look for something that will have you in gloves at all times.

But not latex gloves, that becomes like wearing water balloons after an hour or two

Why fight for a country that's trying to systematically replace its white population with illegal Mexicans? And why fight in wars that only protect the interests of Israel?

I can't wait.

>mother is mentally ill and pulled me out of school and out of the country during my last few years of high school
>couldn't get diploma, didn't have enough time to redo all 4 years of high school
>want to join and leave, but feel like I'll just get denied because of this

maybe I should just kill myself.

You don't know until you try

I'm scared I'll get denied outright and they'll say they won't even take a GED (even though the GED was designed for servicemen in the first place). There's a lot of stuff about the military I think will be good for me. I don't want to face that rejection because I lack some piece of paperwork.

More like illegal south american, educate yourself not every brown person is Mexican.

It's glorified ironing job

>2016
>not being a spic

You could try and be a boot. It's going to suck, since at peacetime. you're a glorified janitor, but it's better than nothing lad. It's also much simpler than tou think (Unless your from another nation, I can't help you with that) The ASVAB is all you need to get a grade. From what score you made, they'll show you a list of positions. also whatever you do, don't let the recruit have his way with you
Maybe if you're a boot during peacetime

Because it's fucking full of normalfag Chads and you get paid peanuts.

I'm scared of being denied outright because I don't have a HS diploma, which I heard can happen. If I'm allowed to apply/take the ASVAB I'd be over the moon.

Try again with a different recruit
>Joining the navy and airforce when we haven't even gotten a space navy or space air force yet
>Joining in expecting monstergirls when we haven't even developed domestic cat girls for domestic ownership
You all dun goofed with your expectations anons
>Joining the Chair force
>Trying to change your NEET ways
pick one

I'd say do a little research on the recruitment process. Under the privacy act, you can keep alot of your personal stuff about you zipped. Check the website for the branch you're interested and learn the recruitment process. To know how it works will help you out

Even here in the chair force, I know more people who work out than people who don't

I am.
trying to get an 18x MOS, if I can't pull one I'll be able to pull a ranger contract.

Now exactly how fit are you? Or rather, are you masochistic enough for the training?

Not him but
>tfw humiliation fetish
>boot camp was almost a dream come true
All it needed was cute teenage girls, instead I got a sausage party.

Only one of those is true, OP, and it's not any of the cool ones.

It's current year, where are the qt female DIs?

We had a guy transfer in from another training base with co-ed training. Since were were scouts, our AIT and Basic are rolled into one 5 month program and this one guy came in halfway through. He told some stories of how the female DI were nothing but bull dykes and the few that were nice to look at were the most evil DI's he's ever met. Then again he cried on his first day in our platoon. This was 9 years ago.

>joined Army
>full of shammers and shitbags who use their rank to get away with working
>shitty brigade doing back-to-back pre-deployment training when they have a low chance of ever seeing combat in their region within the next 10 years

If you really want to go into the service then join the Airforce. They have more weeaboos and it's easier training. They have nice facilities, have the least amount of retards, and their PT shirts are nicer.

user is not alone. Rory best girl.