Um guys...wtf is going on at the White House right now?

Um guys...wtf is going on at the White House right now?

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Spooky

That's how it always looks, asshole.
Those spiders are secret service in disguise.

OH FUG.

ITS OVER GUYS!

Ah, shit.
sry guys I accidentally may have introduced the "miniature house spider" into your ecosystem when I went on my trip to DC last week.

HOW DARE CBLUMPMFTTTT DECORATE FOR A HOLIDAY!!!! separation of church and state you Republican FACISCISTS

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You have it backwards. Secret service are all spiders in disguise.

>99 insight

Why all the spiders gotta be black!?! dmph is a racist!!!!

Those are some big spiders

Zozzle

Melania is lacking behind with her cleaning duties...

CIA spiders

Kek

White Holidays in a White Country.

>Forget to order easter eggs for christian holiday
>Go all out for pagan celebration

RAAAH GRUMPF IS AN ARACHNOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT IMPEEAACH

I’m upset that I literally would not be surprised if this was a news article tomorrow.

>there's something creepy in the whitehouse and it's not the halloween decorations
>spiders catch flies trump grabs pussy
>black lives do matter, when it comes to halloween decorations the whitehouse intridcued spiders and we can only hope they aren't picky about what they catch
>no this is not a mockup, Trump really is caught in his own web
>niggers and spics, two things trump wouldn't let in the whitehous b;ka ksdnfapwp4 q[oepe

DERNALD SCLKERMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!@!@!@@#@#w%$^$webawesf

TRUMP FORGOT TO ROLL THE DICE!

ITS HIS TURN! IN THE JUNGLE YOU MUST WAIT, TIL THE DICE READ 5 OR 8!

The evil says "Weaving spiders come not here." POTUS says choke on your own pellets, and evil deeds treasonous owls. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachne

DONALD TRIUMPF HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE THE HOUSE THAT LINCOLN BUILT YOU SATANIC RACIST YOU

Ah fuck user, you've done it now.

ROAAHBNGGALLDL DDRUORRROOGGMMPHBH

EIGHT LEGS!
BONALD BLUMFF RESIGN!

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baron is having a halloween sleepover party

IMPEACH
M
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Now i want to see an amygdala bearing a merchant head with the caption "99 Insight"

I hope Melania dresses up as something sexy this year

Australia has invaded USA and occupied the White House
It's happening!

UH OH !!

DUNLD BLUMPPPPFPFP 6 SPIDERS

>People's House
Your Tito is showing, Melanie, and not the tito I'd like to see.

which

>Um guys...wtf is going on at the White House right now?

Trump is leaving...

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

minerva is making her move on monday

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Donnie is in his own world like usual

SPOOPY

the jews did this!

If Drumpf can't even keep giant spiders out of the White House how does he expect to keep illegal immigrants out of the country? SAD!

The giant spider invasion

>not_invited.jpg

>Colbert smugly walks onto the stage with his hands in his pockets.
>Audience wet with anticipation.
>Colbert breaths in.
>Audience starts visibly shaking, one girl breaks down in tears.
>Colbert: so.......
>Audience can barely contain themselves, one starts laughing madly, pulls out a knife, and decapitates the person in front of them.
>Colbert: DRUMPF
>BWAHAHAHAHA audience literally wets their pants collectively
>One girl, laughing maniacally, smacks the guy in front of her with an anti-drumpf stick, knocks him out cold, then drops a massive turd on his face.
>Colbert: SPIDERS
>Audience completely lose control of themselves
>RESIGN DRUMPF, they scream as they start beating the shit out of each other.
>Mohammed lets off a nail-bomb and kills about 30 of them.
>Colbert shakes his head: See... this is Drumpf's America.

AWOOOOOOOO

He's MAGA!
Unlike your worthless hag of a leader.
You ought to be ashamed you cuck.

I know what's going on

Trump is evil and has attracted giant spiders to the white house.

He is literally Sauron

RROANORANKLD LAJDMSOI NKRON KSJNTURM PMIENM TIPMI PNJ

>comes out only wearing a smattering of transparent spider webs

>soviet bugs are literally in the white house
What are the Secret Service doing?

a sexy white pocahontas. oh the triggering.

The aussies are sending their spiders to take over the USA

Kek

The spiders and their webs represent the removal of all bugs and flies on the wall in the white house.

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

That’s adorable

Relax poopie.

The days of the orange fat-clown are numbered!

The days when the American People will be free again are near!

Operation C.U.N.T.
The Australian invasion of the United States has finally begun.

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Is the Australian ambassador here?

This is just like that episode of Rick and Morty!

Easter eggs are also routed in pagan tradition retard

Oh noes!

Trumps con is over. And you know it.

It's Mueller Time!

youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E

something spic related would be even better

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>Easter
>Christian
Pick one

>the White House
That's Twitter headquarters you dummy

>spiders web symbolism

Trump is acting like a deer in the headlights lately.

Mueller will lock him up!

Does seem like a subtle fuck you to jewmasons

I'm going as a slutty transgender Anne Frank this year

6 FUCKING SPIDERS????

Zrrrumpff is finished.

I said it once, I'll say it again: Catherine the Great.

KILL THEM ALL

Those spiders were chosen not for the optics during Halloween, but for the optics at the end when they're taken down.

>Some white house staffer briefing the press on draining the swamp as massive cobwebs are literally being cleared from the White House.

Catholics aren't real Christians.

I'd give you a reach around

was general obongo celebrating Halloween or was he too much a nigger for it?

KILL THEM ALL AHHHHH

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now get a gf and make her go as Charles II, then post the pics on /his/

That's actually pretty cool desu.

The White House is going as Australia for Halloween

Sorry achmed but even Jewyorktimes thinks he should resign.

Only your first one was any good and will probably be stolen and used by some news company now gg mohammad.

What does Trump think about the ultra conservatives who consider Halloween on the same lines as Satanism? I bet Pence would probably steer clear of anything related to Halloween.

What game is that?

Trump's a liberal posing as a republican.

Anons! Time to do some housecleaning!

So the Crusaders weren't Christian? stupid prostestantard

No spoilers man. Fuck.

Yeah no lol

it's over.. trump did a thing

>Doesn't read thread, makes lazy one layered joke


>Makes original joke with crafted with

I tip my hat to you good sir

>Slow claps into the shadows

And that's it? I don't have to reply or save it on my computer? Wtf this is even better than immunity dog.