This is your date for the night

This is your date for the night.

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I'd cancel it.

Why is she already naked? Can I see her medical records?

Stand her up and stay home. Ignore her barrage of angry texts.

I'm perfectly fine with this

I'd use it to get into contact with Kanbaru, Senjougahara is worst girl. She has occasionally funny jabs at Araragi but other than that she's hardly a character.

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does she need to be walked home gently?

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Sure thing, here.

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I don't date bitches with Dyke hair

No thanks, I dislike real whores. Disgusting to be honest

delete these

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Superb!

>Senjougahara is worst girl
odd way to spell "the absolute best"

i did not intend on masturbating at this time of the night

you masturbate in the morning then?

HOW CAN I ATTEND A DATE IF I HAVE A PAINFULLY HARD ERECTION THE ETNIRE TIME.

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When will this meme go away? It doesn't add to anything and it's just an autistic way to say "I disagree."

what does her pee taste like?

I want her friend instead.

Kanbaru would be best in bed, so I don't know why you'd want Hanekawa over her.

my waifu - perfect

no, it's a gentle way of stating "holy shit, you're a fucking faggot w/ shit taste!"

Ammonia and urea.

Sleeves > Cat > Snake > the rest

Explain how she is anything more than a comedic relief character who barely even shows up.

Nothing puts me at ease more than Senjou's smiling face

lol the least developed character is the best because...?

Sorry, got a late night date night.

The best characters are always the least developed, user.

She's one of the few believable characters in the entire cast.

maybe if you have the mind of a child

Are you serious? She's an unrealistically hostile tsundere cliche and it's honestly cringeworthy to watch.

I think you've misunderstood the term "Flat is justice"

Looks like you are making are reasserting a claim. I then indulge to propose evidence which backs my point. Umi from Love Live and Natsuki from Hibike are good examples of best girls who get no development. Logically, development episodes change a character and therefore will often change something that fans liked about them initially.

I guess I could warm her up for a session with her father if it wouldn't ruin my shot at one of the other girls.

What is this from?

dailymotion.com/video/x4rxgbq_kizumonogatari-ii-nekketsu-hen-long-pv_tv

Crab is 3dpd in 2d from, fuck that bitch.

Kizu part 2 preview.

>tsundere
far from it.

>cringeworthy to watch
The only actually believable, realistic female in the show, who was looking for his crush to take the lead, but had to step up and spill the beans first. Also, that entire car-ride and deeto scene was hot as fuck, and damn good in general.

Hell, she reminds me of my wife in many ways.

Kizu 2

Ougi has maybe 40 minutes of screentime, and all she does is help Araragi come to his own conclusion.

Just learned tickets are on sale in the US and got me some tickets, hype time

I will have less than 2000 characters of screen time in your entire life and yet I'm proving that Ougi is best girl.

>5 kg

have you watched bakemonogatari?

He's posting a non anime reaction face in an anime imageboard, I estimate he has less than 100 total hours of Sup Forums.

dont be shy, user

Ougi is really goddamn interesting, but most of that is from the context of her actions than her actual character.

Oh shit. They are. I'm surprised they're not sold out already.

ive tried to re-watch it, but for some reason my video player tends to slow down or freeze when there are tons of translated words on screen. Cant even make it past the intro

Sure

>you'll never have a three-way with Crab and Cat.

I'll concede that she was alright up until the date episode in Bake, but after that she's really not a character.

That's what happens when you try to be a grown up without grown up money.

I guess you mean 4-way, since bat is always watching and feeling it all

>not doing fancy, supernatural shit = not a ""real"" character
Hell, she knocked the fuck out of that math-bitch. BTFO'd, hard.

I think people who like Senjougahara are into femdom.
How Crabfags feel about the image of hitagi stepping on your face?

then how do you not understand the 5kg weight

oh pls... Hitagi is into pure, innocent vanilla sex, in missionary position, while holding hands

Team monkey all the way.

-get a new PC
-stop using VLC

plan B: try watching non-1080p FLAC rips.

I stopped watching this arround the part that crab phones kaiki and they go to okinawa to drink orange juice. At what part does it get good?

Try giving an example that isn't a fanservice scene with no bearing on the story.

If you didn't like it up to there, you won't like it. It's pretty dialogue heavy and not all that much happens so I get that some people don't like it.

The first 7 and the last 10 characters of this reply are the only valid text in the entirety of this thread.

>watched over 3/4th of the series
it's been good since ep1

The entire Snake arc part 2?

I'm not a crabfag but I wouldn't mind being abused by her.

Can someone post some smiling Crab?

Man, I can understand dropping the series at a lot of other points but I can't understand your taste. How did you get that far in the series and not enjoy Kaiki putting Crab in her place?

I'll never understand this mentality. I guess it's just preference but I couldn't handle not being the one in control in bed.

shhhh

It's embarrassing

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You havent lived

>The entire Snake arc part 2?
Hey, that's actually a half decent answer. Try using that next time you argue that she's still relevant.

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>she's kind of a bitch so that makes her realistic and therefore a better character

lol?

tumblr in full effect

I have experienced it and it was a major turn-off.

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>I'm so underaged that I can't understand loving banter and teasing

>not letting your girl do the work and enjoying the view

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>Senjougahara-senpai are you still virgin?

I'm all for letting the girl do the work, but the abuse/femdom stuff isn't appealing.

youtu.be/k0KMYVJRaBY

>implying she's really into any of that
in fact, she's the exact type that usually likes being tied up and blindfolded.

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What dafuq is this cuteness?

>redditgahara """bantz""" meme

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I am a crabfag and yes I am into femdom.

>Koyokoyo
>jeei!
my heart!

what

And she is already naked? Can i go in raw?

good because I didn't bring any condoms

>>not letting your girl do the work and enjoying the view

Women are shit at doing anything during sex so it probably wouldn't be a great view

>I have had shit women
ftfy

I'll accept
Araragi would cuck me so I'll cuck him back two fold

>comparing 2D to 3D
>wanting 2D to be more like 3D
sasuga redditgahara fags