Buzzfeed Journalists Test Their Testosterone

Buzzfeed Journalists Test Their Testosterone

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Kinda expected from a group of cucks who upload videos of themselves trying on dresses and beards since they can't grow it.

What's the table at the bottom indicating? Average total testosterone based on age?

The T-score doesn't seem very informational to match up with the table at the bottom

What a worthless post faggot

That asian guy wants to be white so badly

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So they have an average testosterone level of a 200 year old man

And get this when they go to the (((doctor))) to check their T-levels, they get told their levels are 'normal'.

Ever noticed how quickly doctors will acquiesce if a male demands to transition into a woman and give them estrogen, but if a soyboy asks for testosterone supplementation they will say no? That's Judaism.

>Being this stupid.
No wonder Merifats hate you.

The T score is a measure of total testosterone, retard. A child could work this out.

>mexican intellectuals

I want to test my Testosterno too
I bet it would be below 100

Buzzfeed for confirmed kicked in the dick one too many times.

Let this be a reminder to you white cucks out there, the gay Asian is superior to the "good" Christan man with a wife and kids.

It's our duty to carry the flame of our fathers forward, we best do so boldly.

no man with two working testicles would become a journalist at buzzfeed.

Don't they all?

When I was a kid, all the white boys used to kick/punch/squeeze each other in the nuts constantly and thought it was hilarious. I thought it was weird. Is that why they their balls are broken?

sack whacks make you stronger
none of the losers in the OP would be able to take a whacking

no, they dont seem like people who do that

>the T score is a measure of total testosterone
And how am I supposed to infer that based on the pic with accuracy, without googling it?

>Just assume it's le total bro!

Dumbass bogan nigger

The pic at the top with the faces is also missing the names of the journos, should I also assume which names belong to each person?

>Anonymous
so they're all halfway there? so half men?

The funny thing is Eugene is the asian guy

exactly
a female to male freak get probably 800 worth of testosterone while a real man have to struggle with 200

thats not funny at all

H-hey user. Soooo... If I already know I have low testosterone, how can I fix this?

Do I have to visit my (((doctor))) and beg for pills or is there something I can change in my diet or activities to correct this? Please!

Maybe not hanging around normies as a kid was a good thing

kind of explains it probably something in the water or some other shit

men are also supposedly infertile

There must not be a leaked NATO brain washing campaign waged against him like there is against white people

>lower T lvl at 30 than a 80 year old
wtf?
how the fuck is this possible?

>Their "best" testosterone guy has less T than a 100 year old dying guy...

More proof that low test = libtard. Are they getting on trt?

Daily low dose of Clomid. Prevents what little Test you have left from converting into estrogen. I recommend this to every man. Cheap to acquire online.

Soy latte

Eat more foods with zinc, iron, vitamin D3 and take cold showers. Note all these numales often subsist on a diet of pop tarts and fast food

He also looks the most manly/Alpha/whatever so that's not really a surprise

They have low testosterone levels from chronic masturbation and sexual excess.
Why do you think they promote promiscuity and pornography use on (((BuzzFeed)))

>A lower-than-normal score on a blood test can be caused by a number of conditions, including: Injury to the testicles.
It's from paying the dungeon master in the San Francisco fetish club to give them heavy cock and ball torture.

Todo pendejo!

"Injury to the testicles" should be Buzzfeed journos nicknames from now on.

This is the new normal fa m. Their (and our) testosterone levels are much lower than they should be, because of environmental factors such as endocrine disruptors. Rarely anybody is talknig about this.

Daily we are exposed to endocrine disruptors such as xenoestrogens. In our body these act like estrogen, the female hormone.

You can research more of this if you like, but they are practically everywhere, there's no way to avoid them. To list some sources: plastic (they release from plastic when heated - BPA), pesticides (present as residues on food), cosmetics (such as shampoo, toothpaste, perfumes), meat and dairies (due to bioaccumulation and endogenous estrogen) and even in tap water.

You literally cannot escape this.

Buzzfeed Journalists Test Their avocados.

no. clomid will increase estrogen levels in your body.
it blocks the estrogen receptors.
what you mean is an aromastase inhibitor like anastrozole.

Now that's some misleading shit.
Good work POL

There are ways to naturally increase your testosterone, but do not expect overnight results. A short list of methods shown to increase testosterone includes:

>Getting 8 hours of high quality sleep per night.
>Lowering your body fat percentage.
>Supplementing Vitamin D, or getting 20 minutes of sun exposure to your fully exposed back or chest per day (minimum).
>Supplementing Zinc (best at night time).
>Lifting heavy weight for low reps, especially squats.
>High Intensity Interval Training for cardio.
>Eating organic food to avoid pesticides.
>Storing meals in glass rather than plastics.
>Avoid plastics.

Some people say that avoiding masturbating helps as well. I would say to get tested now, try all those methods for 6 months and then get tested again.

He's gay.

Jeez. Pozzfeed outed as LITERALLY low-T.

Zinc, taurine supplements, fish oil, Bulbine Natalensis, no plastic (this is the hardest part), can try nicotine (it blocks estrogen and releases more test), obviously lifting, running, eat more red meat.
If all fails go TRT.

Maybe swallowing semen/test is the next best thing to injecting test.

You're literally sucking out the T of your partner

>buzzfeed "journalists"

Also eat foods high in saturated fats, as that is also necessary for test production.

247 to 610 testosterone level

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16422830

>homosexual have an insatiable lust for the manhood of others because they have lost theirs

Tragic.

>OPEN NUMALE MOUTH

??

The table at the bottom doesn't specify whether they're averages, a maximum, or anything

The pic with the faces is missing the names with the respective names

'T-score' can't really be matched up with the table at the bottom with accuracy unless you google it

>hurrrr just assume things and b smart liek me
Retard meme flag memers

Vitamin T
its taken via syringe in a muscle

Is there a legal way to get more test? Asking for a friend.

Weird, i just got my results the other day, 365 as a 24 year old, iv been looking at that chart too. Shit

Where is source OP? I am not seeing it in their uploads or on google.

This is believable, but still need source

I don't think cold showers have been shown to increase testosterone. I remember reading the oppsite, that they actuall decreased testosterone levels in men.

What do you think the testosterone level of the average Space Marine is?

>infertile

this is the consequence

you're supposed to take a hot shower then rinse with cold to close your pours, not sit in cold water though

Vitamin D3, Zinc, lifting weights, avoiding plastics, avoiding xenoestrogens

>mexicants need to be told what to think and how
Unsurprising

40k, what did you think it meant?

You don't need testosterone! It just leads to toxic masculinity! What could you possibly need testosterone for in the Current Year? I MEAN COME ON!

>just interpret data however you like bro! That's how smart ppl do eet
Amerishart intellectuals

What the fuck is that thing

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This xD

shocking results

youtube.com/watch?v=xm63aVNwvao

Nicotine is an aromatase compound that will increase your testosterone levels. Lots of sunlight, a healthy diet that minimizes factory farmed meat and pesticide-ridden vegetables, lots of exercise especially cycling and swimming, hard work and lots of raw onions. Avoid tapwater, that shit is disgusting. Avoid plastic when you can, pretty much impossible to eliminate it in this society. I don't even lift, just do all of the above and my levels swing from the low 700's to the mid 800's. Can confirm that I am indeed 4x the man as the average BuzzFeed journalist

ITT insecure fuckwits who need science to preserve their fragile masculinity
>avoiding masturbating
enjoy your broken cock and higher chance of developing prostate cancer
This whole 'testosterone as measure' meme is bulletproof it seems, even though testosterone kills men, it KILLS them.
No land animal puts more estrogen into the environment in sweat and urine than a stallion, but that's part of it's balance of hormones.
You want to do all that shit and still drink alcohol? You fuckin idiot, alcohol drops your testosterone hard. Beerdrinkers don't develop tits by some magical coincidence.

, youtu.be/qZEubKpGwbc

>people (probably women) got paid for that terrible layer mask

BPA, soy, birth control in the water supply, etc.

this is what sub 50 T looks like
Stop watching porn

Mine was 770 ng/dL when I checked it. I had pretty high SHBG though.

yes it increases testosterone too
it blocks the negative feedback cycle for testosterone production by blocking the estrogen receptors.
But a the same time your enzymes for testosterone to estrogen conversion go in overdrive to compensate the detected estrogen deficiency (blocked receptors) -> more estrogen in the body.
many people report no testosterone related benefits archieved with clomid.
could be because of the estrogen receptors or the higher estrogen levels.
Even increasing testosterone by lowering estrogen leves via aromastase inhibitors wont
give you the mental benefits of heightened testosterone.
Ive tried both, now im on TRT (testosterone enanthate injections).
works wolderfully, no more depression/ anxiety, more assertive, no more desire for drugs, no more overthingking. the stuff is a lifesaver.

Nowhere was drinking alcohol made as a suggestion.

This will increase your testosterone levels.

Buy pic related or research prohormones in general.
Gained about 5 pounds of muscles in the 21 days I've been on pic related.
Another option is to get antiestrogen, but with antiestrogen you have to get a PCT to take afterwards because your estrogen levels will spike after you stop taking the antiestrogen.
When that happens it's possible you'll get lumps in your nipples and other weird shit.

Over 9000.

Or do a single google search. Keep proving my point though, la raza amirite?

I did lots of things to raise my testosterone naturally like lifting heavy often, eating clean food, no fast food or soy, no sweets. Plenty of bacon and eggs and all that stuff. It went up though my total test go good, the free test was like way below 2% of total test. I'm probably fucked up from all the prescription drugs I was forced to take as a kid, because my thyroid is fine and so are all of my other health stats.

Test cypionate once a week helped a lot and helped me a lot in political things where you need to have more guts. The change in mindset is actually pretty crazy. You get aggressive, you HAVE to accomplish your goals, but you actually rage less if you use your head, if you're a beta you'll rage harder. You will want to dominate every girl you see, want to punch every numale, and you get more protective of friends and family.

I'd only recommend it if you have tragically low levels though because you have to stick with this for life, or at least as long as you want to. You can still go back to original levels but it takes a while and is not fun.

Anastrazole makes you feel like shit especially if it makes your E2 get too low. You should only take that if your Estradiol gets out of control without it.

This is incredibly fucking stupid advice. Taking supedrol that is one of the most liver-toxic drugs out there will fucking DESTROY your endogenous T-levels.

Beerdrinkers develop tits, because of hops. Hops contain phtytoestrogen and estrogen precursors, the effect of which is 40x more powerul than the one in soy.

This is my life. Can I by this shit online?
I'm a skinny little bitch who identifys as a lumberjack.

Here's the back

Don't listen to this kike, eat and lift clean and you will be clear

300 is normal goy

thanks user. Very thorough. I am far to embarrassed to get my T checked, but I will try taking these tips. Most of those seem pretty easy.
>get 8 hours of sleep
I should have always done this

Been doing T injections for half a year. Sucks sticking yourself with a 1.5" needle once a week, but it's worth it... you don't even realize what shit your body is on low T until your numbers get up to 600-800

What's the point of posting the meme pic in the OP if someone needs to

>look up the buzzfeed article where they tested their T levels
>look up the table displaying whatever it is displaying at the bottom (averages, upper limit, ??)
>look up what T-score is and how it's measured

All just to laugh at some fags from buzzfeed. I really doubt anyone here looked up anything, they just assumed shit because lol le leftists.

Keep pretending you're not retarded.

>lower testosterone than an 85 year old man

This. Test boosters are full meme. Just about your only option is take bioidentical testosterone, unless you have secondary hypogonadism then you can just fix your thyroid with whatever that is.

This isn't liver toxic. Google this brand, it not an obscure brand. Its not a steroid, and it's not liver toxic.
At least Google it before you start spouting "TOZICCC"

Vegan and gay

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>365 as a 24 year old
Your levels are in the normal range, nothing to worry about. A healthy 24 year old male should be in the 240-950 ng/dL.

>youtube.com/watch?v=xm63aVNwvao


The test is done here, Pablo.

how or where do you get this test, is like that other service, they mail you a box and you poop in and ship it back and they tell you?

>low t
>balding regardless

damn, that bitch on the left is fucked

Now that this cuck is aware of his problem he'll take measures to correct it. It'll be interesting to see how his attitudes change as his T increases.