What would happen if i seek asylum in Russia?

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asylum from what?

im a conscientious objector

Why Russia?

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your answer is you would probably get rejected
but why the fuck russia? its a hellhole
just go to sweden or something comfy like that,its where i'm going but without asylum

fuck off we're full

sage
you'd slide all over the place

sage

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sage

>anything not about ameritards is a slide thread

They’d take you in and treat you good. Just don’t try to fuck the Kremlin and you’ll be good.

Hahah have fun in Sweden. The new Middle East

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>what would happen if i seek asylum in Russia?

This is all that foreigners need to know about the USSR and Putin's Russia. Communists and former agents of the KGB stole from the Russians even a horse …

privatization was a disaster,should have been handled better

You'll get your boipussy ravaged by big russian cock
T.russian

You won't get it.

I fucked your mother, the Kremlin bot.

Go overdose on krokodil Dimitry

>asylum
Do they even have that in non-Western countries?
Anyway the only way you get into Russia seems to be you are famous (Gerard Depardieu), you piss off the politicians in your country (Edward Snowden, Gerhard Schröder) or you bring a couple of million to invest.

Why asylum? It's not hard to get a visa for Russia, and not particularly hard to find work in major cities. There's no iron curtain anymore. Just move there.

>conscientious objector
he's a shitposter, of course he's gonna fuck with the Kremlin

Death most likely

I hear they have these wonderful neighbourhood watches in all the big cities in Russia that go around and beat up all people that look a bit dark in the face. Of course one hit too many or the mongol not getting up anymore and freezing to death solves one problem at a time.

This.