My gf bought me tickets to see Hamilton in Chicago

My gf bought me tickets to see Hamilton in Chicago

What are some steps I can take to avoid getting blacked?

Too late, your GF lusts for BBC already.

You have to threaten to break up with her. Hamilton is anti-white trash. Say that. She'll respect you for it.

>Hamilton is anti-white trash. Say that.
what brings you to that conclusion?

Tell her that Hamilton owned slaves and you don’t support this racist show.

Hamilton and Adams were the two founding fathers that opposed slavery. I'm a fucking leaf and I know that.

Take her on a tour of Chiraq before going to the show

Storm the stage

The Americans, the good guys, are rapping muds that constantly compare themselves to modern day migrants. King George has a more white sounding song, and the audience is expected to hate him for it. The whole thing is a lecture on diversity and nation of immigrants and fuck whitey.

Is this not the musical set during the formative years of the US, where all the roles are played by niggers and the songs are all rap/hip-hop?
A show that white americans are paying ludicrous prices to get a ticket to see?
What the fuck is wrong with you cunts?

remind her that she should be ashamed for participating in cultural appropriation

Of course you’re a fucking lead cuz you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Go back to your maple syrup try again next time

The entire play was created by a Puerto Rican halfbreed Socialist. It's pure propaganda.

>current year
>going to the theater
are you gay

True. Also black ppl LARPing as white ppl is culturally insensitive.

Just wipe shoe polish all over your face to help you blend in amongst them and keep you safe.

>King George has a more white sounding song, and the audience is expected to hate him for it.
King George is a nigger in the Chicago production. Even then, he's more comic relief than he is a villain.

I saw it on broadway right before it got huge. Knew absolutely nothing about it beforehand so I was very confused when I saw all the nonwhites playing founding fathers. It was decent if you ignore the we wuz casting. Of course a leaf would be worried that his skank gf would crave nigger dick after watching a fucking musical

But the song is white. And the "comic relief" comes from laughing at his whiteness.

I can't imagine how insecure you must be to interpret it that way

>What the fuck is wrong with you cunts?
Despite what Americans in denial will tell you, the US most definitely has a nigger fetish. Ironically the people who are generally the deepest into this little sociological kink talk about notable individual blacks more like they're some prize winning thoroughbred than people. It's weird.

You'll just be bored out of your mind.

It's a British invasion song about the British invading. How stupid do you have to be to not get it?

Watch Les Mis instead

Thanks honey but we break up
Buy nigger
Insert nigger in exgf pooper
Profit

because the same group that complained about "not enough diversity" in the oscars only hired niggers for it?
because the niggers stopped in the middle of the show to bash Pence for being white?
because it's WE WUZ COLONISTS N SHIET WH*TE BOI?

Get a new gf

>My gf bought me tickets to see Hamilton
I don't think it's you who should be worried about getting blacked.

redpill your gf or get out of there

>only hired niggers for it?
yeah, look at that nigger

get a refund
if you want to see apes acting, just go to the zoo

Because it wouldn't exist today if anti-white sentiment existed. It's literally a rap musical about one of the founding fathers staring blacks. You don't have to think too much about it.

set the tickets on fire before the show.

Take her to Gene and Jude's and have some delicious hot dogs instead

>You don't have to think too much about it.
clearly...

Dump her

Hamilton didn't keep them as slaves. He just took them home and slaughtered them like pigs. That's how much of a stone cold killer he was. Buy a whole family of niggers at auction just he could snuff them out in his log cabin.

>What are some steps I can take to avoid getting blacked?
Find another girlfriend you cuck