With the bottom of the hotel’s one-size-fits-all bathrobe dragging behind her...

>With the bottom of the hotel’s one-size-fits-all bathrobe dragging behind her, Mariydi walked around the room and drank some cooled carbonated water from the refrigerator. Once her mind cleared a bit, she headed into the bathroom. She took a lukewarm shower and lightly washed her entire body with menthol body soap to fully wake herself up. But she regretted it immediately afterwards. As she started to shiver at the strange chill she felt on her skin, she started her battle with the dryer while nude.

>“Hot!? Dammit. How do you change the temperature…?”

>She fiddled with the dryer, but could not find a switch that did what she wanted. She eventually gave up on the dryer and settled on lightly wiping down her hair with the bath towel. She then put on her usual yellow and black flight jacket and removed the chair and magazine rack blocking the door.

>Mariydi opened the door and her bodyguard spoke to her with an expression that made it look like he could barely stand it.

>“How could you do that?”

>“If you want to enter my field of vision in the morning, start by shaving that half-assed beard.” Mariydi yawned while scratching at her half-dried hair. “So what are we having for breakfast?”

Okay, how do I continue reading Heavy Object knowing it's back to the boring duo after this volume?

Like holy shit, this volume is so much better than anything with the idiot duo.

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She gets a part in volume 8 and appears to have a big role in the latest one along with a spinoff that has yet to be released. The main duo isn't boring though, especially past volume 5.

Mate, they're one of the four things carrying the series and the other two are Fro's boobs.

Nothing is carrying the series looking at the sales.

You know what he means, asswipe. Never doubt the power of platonic brolove.
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It's selling like shit and the main reason why is because most people don't care about bromance crap.

If that Mariydi spin-off really happens it's certain to sell much better.

So I just checked and vol.5 was the best selling HO volume to date with around 40k sales. Other volumes pull 20-30k.

Why is Azureyfear such an insane killer bitch?

>Okay, how do I continue reading Heavy Object knowing it's back to the boring duo after this volume?
>
>Like holy shit, this volume is so much better than anything with the idiot duo.
Abysmal taste.

It's HO. Everybody is crazy.

Why is Ice Loli so amazing?

Haven't read volume 11 yet but is she actually his blood-related sister or did she just take the name like the maid? It's hard to believe that Heivia complains about not getting girls all the time when he has this hidden away.

>succession ranking No.05
>daughter of blue blood

fug I didn't make it that far.

Well that sounds to me like an issue with the readers rather than the novel, I could be wrong but I assumed that first dude was referring to the story. And really to be honest I just wanted an excuse to post the guy love song.

Translations when?
She needs a dicking so badly. I wish I could bone this nutty imouto.

It sells fine, what are you talking about?

The sales guy from the past couple of threads hasn't gotten his fill of memeing yet.

He has more little sisters than he can count, according to himself.
It just starts becoming a problem when they want to murder your girlfriend.

The best reminder.

You start reading volume 6 and realize how much it blows the others out of the water.

Season 2 when?

Why are the Information Alliance and Capitalist Corporations so much better than the other powers?

I won't forgive her for killing hot intellectual glasses wearing huge tits woman who was only doing her job.

Cute blonde lolis showdown.

Are you sure?

I'm all for the legitimate kingdom but whenever Mariydi shows up I have to root for her.

Still my favorite volume.
>All those Heivia "Radar Analyst" action movie hero moments
>Unicorn
>Getting involved in a royal duel just because the russian princess is cute
>Sexual innuendo jokes non-stop over said princess
>Gen 3 Object

S2 Never.

Because they're based on the US of A.

Was this the one where he was killing everyone with just a throwing knife? I can't keep track of his super soldier shit.

Volume 5 was complete garbage.

...

Yeah, he went around killing a bunch of soldiers with pinpoint accuracy knife throwing. Also crashed a tiltrotor gunship with a smoke grenade.

Can you handle the smug?

Ohoho bullying gives me the hardest boners

It wasn't a throwing knife. It was just a huge ass knife that he threw. Throwing knifes are too pansy for Heivia, he needs a man's knife that can go straight through battle armor.

>transferred to island in the middle of nowhere specifically designed to have nothing to blow up
>find things to blow up
>transferred to a secret unit sent on a mission meant to kill them all
>survive and get their commanders killed instead
>realize the guys they've been fighting the whole time are actually on their side and more heroic than they'll ever be
>steal the credit for their 3 years of work on a whim because fuck those guys
>kick them in the balls for good measure

The best volume.

It sells about 30k. Which is okay but not good. And anime sold horribly.

>Which is okay but not good
It's definitely good, your standards are fucked up.

It's a shame she works for money freaks really.

But I guess it's going to work well when she gets her own series. Just doing jobs for the $.

You really undersold that last part. They didn't just kick their leader in the balls, they corrupted their cute little princess to do it for them.

Average shitty LN series like Overlord or Re Zero sell much better after anime advert.

Overlord and ReZero sell much more than pretty much every other LN, what the fuck are you on about?
You can get on top 20 monthly sales for Light Novels by selling like 15k total, the 20-30k HO gets is great.

>her own series
I admit I've been out of the loop for a while. That's the first time I hear about that.

Last volume sold 20k. Fucking Hidan no Aria sells 50k.

Hidan no Aria always sold a lot, though

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Plenty of series sell much better. HO just had anime too. And it's actually doing worse now.

>salesfags have no idea about perspective and see the world in black and white
Dear lord, why can't your cancer stay contained in salesthreads, goddamn. What the flying fuck do sales have to do with anything, Kamachi is a fucking machine that writes something 24/7 and the series sells enough to not get cancelled, nothing else fucking matters.

Is it just me or Ice Girl has a similar personality to Accelerator?

Let's disregard EA and discuss imoutos

And it's common knowledge Accel is best girl, so

Well, to me it matters because the setting, world building and side characters are great.

But series fails to reach it's full potential and popularity because of main leads being boring crap for most people.

We'll likely never see more anime thanks to that.

Two can play this game.
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20th best selling series on that same month sold under 20k

>loli in wet bikini vs loli in wet sundress

More Burning Alpha when?

Most of those series don't have anime adaptations. HO had a two cour advert airing just recently.

Nice opinion. Kill yourself.

Who forced Mariydi to wear something like that?

Bullshit. Only Goblin Slayer, Fate/sF and the two Nisio series didn't have an anime or movie. Fate/anything is going to outsell most on name alone and one of the two Nisio series was a Zaregoto spinoff, that was already really popular.

It was probably recommended by the commando siscon bodyguard.

Not an opinion. Technopics volume sold twice as good as the rest.

Sounds like we have a dirty commie here. You're more than welcome to leave info can't handle the freedom.
But on a more serious note, HO provides to a niche since it's incredibly rare for a LN to have two male main characters that start and remain on equal ground. A spinoff volume or two us fine, but don't be fucking with our bros.

>She would save those she could save, but she would kill those she had to kill.

Touma should take lessons from this girl.

But there's no one Touma has to kill. He saves those he can save, and he believes he can save everyone.

This. Just find another series if cute girls in the lead and more sales is all you want. Don't know why people are so obsessed with sales to the point that it affects their enjoyment of the actual content.

Spin-off series is coming. Kamachi already said he has volumes ready.

It would be better if it was a manga like Railgun though.

>Not saving everybody, both friend and foe
Look at this slacker.

>start and remain on equal ground
And yet that bastard Quenser still ends up with a new harem member after every mission while the smart, beautiful, talented, and rich noble Heivia gets nothing.

It's not all that bad. Quenser accumulates them over their campaign while Heivia gets them all at once at the end.

>Endless imouto harem back home
>Dares complain
Fuck you, Heivia

Also a top tier waifu who's totally fine with lovers.

His Kakine adventures in the crossover earned him an Uiharu in canon too.

Seriously though, was this intentional on Kamachi's part?

>back home
But they're not back home, are they? They're on the front lines. How is having to drive through the desert at night while your partner gropes the cute girl sitting in his lap fair? How is running around at night stopping a terrorist attack with an old man while your partner gets molested by a drunken officer's massive tits fair? How is being threatened by an object's main cannon because of your partner's two timing fair?

Fuck you, Quenser. This is why commoners shouldn't have harems.

Shut up Heivia, you got to show off to your fiancé with an Object-powered dropkick and a noble duel.

>Crossover and volume 12 out at the same time
Definitely. Kamachi is a genius.

>Heivia explains all the crimes Azureyfear did
>I DON'T CARE SHE'S SEXY
>jumps to an Object moving at 400kph with a parachute
Quenser's condition keeps getting worse. I love it.

At least he's already engaged. Hime is going to shoot Quenser on sight if he dares grope someone again.

>In the camera frame at least, I’m being idolized as a well-liked mascot that is worth more than just jacking off to. I guess I should at least live up to that.

Whoa, this coming from a 12y old?

Hime didn't even know what masturbation was.

You're now imagining Hime googling up masturbation

They always know more than they should in kamachiland. At least they have good excuses like experimentation or being used as child soldiers/agents.

Or falling in love with a mature older gentleman, or destroying ethics. Really though, these are all just excuses when the real reason is Kamachi's love of little buttts.

I hope he keeps doing it. I'm all in for butts.

I am too as long as he doesn't forget the delicious thighs.

Forgot my pic.

And then discovering porn sites.

How is that not a doujin?

Anyone ever tried to analyze the places Hime visited in ED?

Because Heavy Object doujins never, I'll add that to the list. We'll never get:
> Hime and Quenser vanilla
> Heivia and his wife vanilla
> Heivia and Quenser double teaming Froleytia while bantering
> Ohoho lolidom
> Maryidi bullying
> Headpats for Russian Hime
> NTR girl
> Back-alley with Putana
> Group date with Heivia's battlemaids
> Blackmail sex with Vol 11 black uniform qt
> Sexually bullying Mikfa
> Froleytia femdom
> Deflowering Myonri
> Services from Wydines maid squad
> Tender loving vanilla with Charlotte
> Brainwashed Hime raping Quenser
> punishment time with Heivia's sister
> Drunken threesome with Froleytia and Lendy
> Harem hijinks with the Vol 11 Martini sisters
> Curious Hime discovers porn
> Hime and Ohoho double team Quenser
Or anything else I may have missed.

And this is why we need Ice loli spin-off to make HO popular.

Didn't work for Index since all doujins are Kamikoto shit

Except there is a ton of Kuroko and Misaki porn.

What would her spinoff even be called? Heavy Ice?

Pretty much the same thing, there's still none of vastly superior girls except for one by based Mahaya.

>Okay, how do I continue reading Heavy Object knowing it's back to the boring duo after this volume?
Well, here's what's coming up:
Quenser visits an Object Designer
Quenser and Heivia on a suicide mission
Quenser vs. the Space Laser Object
Quenser and Heivia in "Hostage Crisis"
Quenser beating an Object by throwing sand at it.
Quenser vs. the Invincible Object
Quenser vs. the Submarine Object (volume 8 is really bad, I suggest you skip it)
Quenser and Heivia visit the city where literally EVERYONE is a spy
Grand Theft Object
I'm not gonna say anything about The Outer Gods, because it's by far the best HO so far and it's insane even by Kamachi's standards.

They need to appear in anime to get porn.

And even Kongou got some nice dicking. There is nothing to complain about Railgun doujins.

>Volume 8 is bad
It's not as crazy as the other ones in the second half, but it's still good because of the 3rd chapter. Plus, Hime actually sank Objects on her own and we got Ice Girl getting bullied.

I was seriously blown away by how good she was.

Even if Q and H are okay leads she was just better.

I want Ice Girl to bully Burning Alpha. Preferably in lewd ways.

NTR girl really drags it down.

>Telling him to skip the return of based Burning Alpha with his sick burns on the Ice Girl

It's just not that good.
Also I'm still upset we couldn't get Quensette when Kamachi put Quenser onto a ship where the only clothes were maid uniforms while had nothing to wear.

Volume 5 is honestly the one I like the least. Ice Girl is okay, but she had nobody to banter with, sort of similar to why the Mai chapters in ZW always ended up being the least interesting ones except for when Illness Magic User was involved.