ALWAYS tip

Reminder that only jews and niggers don't tip. If we are to be respected white men we must hold ourselves to higher standards. We must tip generously when we go out so that everyone will know we are cut from a better cloth than the rest.

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good goy pay my employees out of guilt because i dont pay a decent wage.

>Be american
>Get shot
>Tip the shooter

>rewarding parasitism
Yes go--guys, let's give away more of our income than needed. White people are wealthy enough, we need to share.

>believe in free market and choice
>get butthrut when someone brings up tipping when the alternative would be some cucked " tip included in the bill " shit some countries or places do

Wtf is this currency?

canadian cuckbucks

tipping outside of the USA is retarded

20 fucking dollars in a fast food tip jar?!!!?!??!?!!

Waitresses are slutty morons and rude as fuck, I see throught that veneer, get fucked I quit tipping. On your backs sluts

Are you seriously trying to trick me with reverse psychology now?

Spent more than my share of time in the restaurant game. Can confirm: only niggers, jews, and dykes don't tip.
Don't be a nigger. Don't be a jew. Don't be a dyke.

You're not a Jew, are you?

Frankly $20 is too low. Should be at least $50. If you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out.

i always tell this story in these threads

>delivering wings to nig party
>$99.99 platter
>niglet comes out, pays with a solid 100
>keep the change
>mfw

That must have been soooooo difficult for you to carry out a platter of wings surely you need a $20 tip for your troubles

On what planet do you tip waitstaff 30-55% of the bill OP?

>$20 per bag

It should be the employers responsibility to pay their employees better and a tip shouldn't be required of a customer at all

nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/10/psychological-case-against-tipping.html

Wait so literally doing your job is worthy of a tip? Holy shit the war has been lost.

I don't mind tipping at all. But $10 to $15 for taking my bags upstairs or for bringing me a fucking towel? Nah fa.m

It is the responsibility of the employer to make a profit. Necessary to fulfilling this responsibility is paying one's employees sufficiently close to their gross marginal revenue that their expected difficulty in finding a job elsewhere is greater than the potential for increased wages.

Tipping is such a retarded practice. Making me have to figure out the right amount rather than just paying what I owe and being done with it is an inconvenience, and so actually lowers the standard of service I'm supposed to be tipping for.

Glad I live in a country where service staff get paid their full wage by their employer, rather than begging for half from the customer.

> Tip the porater for bringing your bags to your room
> Which is his job
> Tip per bag
Jesus

Yeah no shit but that's not going to make me feel responsible for giving a good tip.

55% of restaurant bill

>eat out
>delicious expensive meal
>$200
>pay an additional $110 to the guy carrying your plate

Fucking no?

I've heard way too many stories of waitresses and bar people making 500 dollars a night in tips to ever give a shit about these people.

uhriginal.com/2017/10/10/tipping-etiquette/

I only tip whites.
And never at a chain restaurants.

It shouldn't.

$2 would have been fine.

its like this board never exists

every godamn day, same stupid divide and conquer topics

nobody should need to tip you thats personal and none of YOUR GODAMN BUSINESS
you must be a cheap piece of shit happy to pay someone to work for you near nothign to do so.

too bad you cant make business from the market. or the entirety of the entire world to make prodcuts to. you cant thats YOU your problem i dont care

It's your fucking job take it up with your employer if you feel underpaid. Sorry you're such a poorfag $1.99 makes you feel justified to bitch on here about it.

Bullshit. It would have had tax on there.

>147129089
the only poerson has any claim to lose money is the business owner
donig this wont make any body give any one more money for any thing

but that doesnt stop this topic every few hours
what the fuck do (((they))) think theyll get out of it?

most delivery drivers live on tips, get paid less than min wage and pay for their own gas. without tips its suicide to be a delivery driver. you can say thats the restaurants problem but if they had to pay more theyd just eliminate delivery service since a robot cant replace that job yet.

It is satire you daft cunt, Did you miss the 20$ recommended tip for fast food? That's like 200% minimum. I get you aren't American but do people really buy this?

Chef's in America get a lot less money than the plate carriers after your account for the tips.
Us chefs in Europe would never take this shit we would never submit to such disgusting socialist mantras of overpaying lazy and useless people

Oh no then maybe they'd have to raise prices on their menus and people would stop being tricked into paying more than they advertise.

>10 pizza!
>plus tax
>plus delivery fee
>plus tip

If a restaurant decided to rid themselves of a delivery service they'd just loose business to the other restaurant that still offers it and pays their employee's a fair wage. In that case the employer paying their employee a bit more would still make more profit by the increase in business. Regardless automated vehicles will put delivery drivers out of business in 10-15 years.

Funny because we have delivery over here and No One tips them anything. We can get two large Domino's pizzas for £14 delivered

We don't tip in Denmark, but we do have delivery drivers and they have not died from lack of tips.
So you're wrong.

There's only 3 acceptable condition in which man can tip:
>service is great
>you want to go out with a waitress
>you go there often and don't like the spit in your food

This is what really bothers me about anti-tippers; if they would keep their mouths shut, they WIN! everyone else tips, keeping the system alive, and they never have too.

But now, it's some sort of really wierd (anti)intellectual pride to yell how stupid tipping is to talk other people out of it. End result? Shit gets more expensive, you are forced to tip, and you get shittier service.

I get it guys, you so "woke as fuck", but if you weren't retarded you would simply take advantage of this instead of doing your damnedest to make the restaurant FORCE you to "tip".

They can never make a rational argument, they just don't like other people having nice things and are too stupid to realize they already found something nice (a way to get discounted food with good service) for themselves that they are desperate to rid themselves of.

>restaurant wait staff
>30%-55% of the bill.
>55% of the bill.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38
I AM MR PINK !! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MR PINK Sup Forums!!!

>barber
>20 - 30 dollas

wtf, i pay 15 dollars just to get the hair done

>Canadian flag
>still can't spell "lose"

What the fuck is wrong with people and that word

whatever thats going to happen HAHAHAH

ok sure man whatgever im going to kill you guys when you think you can automate shit

your draggign down everything

yoru a little nigger your only real goal is to take over communication

thats why every fuckign stupid SHIT thing is a topic on this stupid godamn site

>ok sure man whatgever im going to kill you guys when you think you can automate shit
Because Luddites were so successful, hardly any manufacturing today is done by machines.

Oh wow I made a spelling mistake it really takes an autistic faggot to write a reply about that

I delivered pizza in college, it is (statistically) one of the most dangerous jobs (literally beats police officer in most cities) and comes with depreciation on your vehicle, maintenance costs, and gas ( a small portion of the delivery charge contributes to this, but the store keeps most of it (height of bullshit)).

Without sufficient tips, almost no one will do the job. It is expensive and dangerous. Under 15/hr it becomes untenable with all the costs you are responsible for. Understand these places pay a reduced road wage so this would be more than tripling their drivers wage expenses (which is the bulk of labor costs, which are the bulk of operating costs) Expect to pay 35-40$ for a large pizza (or at least have a 40-50$ delivery minimum). No more feeding a family of 8 with 15$+ tip

Again, you non-tippers need to realize you are hurting yourself by "campaigning" against people covering the costs of your food through tips. No one can force you to tip, but if no one tips everyone is forced to to pay more. Just keep your cheap mouth shut and reap the rewards of the system.

fpbp

Always tip your stylist 15%

>be you
>get discount food because you don't tip
>demand other people don't tip
>be forced to pay more
>you win?

I think you guys have brain damage.

loose asshole

Umm, you can suck a dick if you think I am going to lay out more than a hundred dollar tip to some fucking maid.

replied the autistic faggot.

thinkin about deliverin pizzas for a while. my question is will i get fired if my car is out for a few days for repairs

>to rid themselves of a delivery service they'd just loose business to the other restaurant that still offers it and pays their employee's a fair wage

Business A. no delivery, cheap food
Busniness B. Delivery, expensive food

you're forgetting C. delivery, cheap food

C. always wins in america (i dont know about canada) we have illegal spics and chinks that will work for slave wages. and if the food tastes good its a no brainer A and B will have to change to compete with C.

only a retarded person or democrat would believe such nonsense . . .

...

This is so fucking stupid. People who failed at life depend on tips - fuck them. Get a fucking education if you want money.

The amounts stated here are grotesque.
Hell, I'd carry bags to hotel rooms myself for $20/piece.

This infograph had to be made by a faggot waiter and is retarded.
>$20 at a fastfood counter.
>35-55%

Totally depends on the manager, but if you get a job requiring a car then need repairs in the first month, I'm not going to give you important shifts.

Fix your car first, you can get a small loan for that. If your car breaks down after establishing trust it should not be a (long term) problem. Since the work isn't specialized, you can also simply ask co-workers to cover shifts in advance.

I never tip, why am I fitting the bill for the failure of your company to provide you with ample wages?

>C. delivery, cheap food
You are being intentionally obtuse, obviously they aren't raising the money for fun, they are raising it because their operating costs went up. No company is going to deliver pizza to you at a loss; you can expect high delivery minimums or high delivery charges (likely both) which automatically excludes cheap delivery.

Let me change my recommendation to get a loan for your car; only do that if you intend to be a car owner regardless of your job. I have not delivered in a long time and I always sought out stores based on their delivery areas (highest average property cost). Even then, it is hard to say the job was a great investment, once you consider all the costs your car eats up. I would say under 15$/hr is untenable for a long-term strat (but fine if you just want to convert your car into cash). I probably wouldn't do it for under 10/hr even if I was using someone else's car (just do UPS)

Actually, I'll repeat that, just look into UPS. Really is a great (pleb) job and you use a company vehicle. highly recommended over pizza delivery, but if you are lazy and like short days pizza is more comfy.

Holy shit you're fucking pathetic. Get a better job or stop bitching. Seriously a nigga gave you 2 extra dollars you wouldn't be bitching over here? What the fucking wrong with you nigga

What the fuck is wrong with you people. How is a customer responsible for paying an employee. I mean I tip my Domino's guy 1 or 2 bucks if he has to go through rain or some shit like that, but you have to be absolutely brain damaged to believe tippings is always mandatory.

Here’s a tip. Get a better job.

>not jew
>not nigg
>not tipper

prices were invented to cover all the expenses. If your model business can't cover your expenses, you deserve bankruptcy

>Can't afford to tip 55% at a restaurant or $20 at the fast food counter

Jesus christ why is everyone on Sup Forums so fucking POOR? Are you all unemployed neets??? If you can't afford a $20 for your big mac meal then do us all a favor and kill yourself because you're nothing but a worthless parasite.

I make $500,000/year and a 55% tip is what I consider the MINIMUM. If you disagree then please, please, please STOP BEING POOR.

some one tell me what the tip line on receipt is for? is that tip they will take from my credit card, or is that amount i give in cash?

Fuck you, you entitled waitstaff bitch. It is not up to the customer to give you your wage, that's what your employer does.

it isn't very good satire because we're not all poorfags that know what shit at McDonalds costs. A nice meal out is 200-300 bucks, a good tip at 25-30% is 60-90 dollars, 1/5th of that for fast food doesn't seem super unreasonable.

>A nice meal out is 200-300 bucks
Are you taking a whole baseball team to dinner?

>Expecting a tip for fast food at the counter is dumb.
>I can carry my own bags
>only NEETS use delivery
>20% tip is Amerigoy but expected.

20$ to carry my bag?
50% of my meal price?
In what kind of world you are living?
Thats why when I go to hotel I carry my own bag and hate going to restaurants.
Last time I went to a chicken cooking house, it cost me 50$ for a club sandwich and a drink including a 15% tip; 3 bread slice, some chicken,a tomato slice, frozen fried and a shitty coleslaw+ a drink.
I have a wife that do this for free for less than 5$
Get some real skill if you want my money.

>Bartender: 30% of the bill
>Waitstaff: 20-30% of the bill

Is this edited? 15-20% used to be a good tip. How isn't a bartender paid already through $6 shots, $10 beers and $14 mixed drinks?

This guy is so fucking comped.

kek

im jewish so

>service staff get paid their full wage by their employer,

Who by no means just adds that to the cost of your meal.

You probably think that when you buy something with "free" shipping online that some magical fairies come along and pack it, pick it up, and deliver it to you for free too.

Faggot

>what the fuck do (((they))) think theyll get out of it?

Much of the tip money is outside the realm of what gets reported as (((taxable income))).

$20 for a faggot to carry a bag?
Maybe a quarter.

Should I drive down to FedEx and tip the packagers? You're being retarded.

>We must tip generously when we go out so that everyone will know we are cut from a better cloth than the rest.

Ok, fine. The next time you deliver my pizza, I'll throw you 20%. Will that help pay your internet bill so you can continue to post shit like this?

>be american
>go to sisters wedding with Tyrone
>tip everyone
>decide to go to the McDonald's for some healthy ultra beef mega burgers
>tip the staff
>tip the burger
>niggers stole the car
>call taxi
>tip
>niggers burn the house down
>decide to stay at the hotel, tip the hotel.
>get shot
>die
>pay the funeral hosts 6 million dollars as a tip

Fuck your tips

I don't want to pay more for the services I am supposed to be getting in the first place.

Up the cost to pay the proper wage and tax them on it.

There's only one thing I tip

WTF you don't get paid by your boss?

Youre a fucking idiot. 20 Ameribux is roughly 6 gallons of gas. Or 13 loaves of high quality organic bread. How much is a loaf of bread in Lookoutforthattruckistan, like 80 dollars? Fuck are you guys still rationing like WW2?

(You)

30-55% of the total bill??

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

15-20% at a sitdown restaurant where you receive great service.

You only make it easier for employers to fuck over workers by tipping high.

fpbp

But guilt is not only one kike trick behind
It same substance that is "micro-transations"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variable_pricing

>Not tipping at least 80% on everything
lmao fucking poorfags

Yeah right
You probably live of charity
Why should a dumb fuck earn 25$ to carry a dish
If you disagree go get a real job that require skill or kill yourself poor fag.
Meh I made 500K and I shitpost on pol
Meh give me money because I cant do nothing useful other then flipping burger at Mcdo
Meh why nobody want to tip me so I can make 100K out of it.