Brit/pol/ - The 8888th Edition

This is the 8888th Edition of Brit/pol/.

>Man kicked out of university for espousing religious beliefs online
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-41777339

>PETER HITCHENS: Finally the BBC says it is guilty...of not being left-wing enough!
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-5028025/BBC-says-guilty-not-left-wing-enough.html

>Heathrow probe after 'security files found on USB stick'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41792995

>Nuclear Sub Sailors sacked after "cocaine fueled party" and "affairs"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41786237

>Crime Soaring, But Arrests Fall by 48 Per Cent as Police Focus on ‘Hate Crime’
breitbart.com/london/2017/10/27/crime-soaring-arrests-fall-48-per-cent-police-focus-hate-crime/

>NHS pressured our kids to change sex:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027927/NHS-pressured-kids-change-sex.html

>Revealed: How prostitutes in one English city sell their bodies for less than a meal deal - as sex workers blame influx of Eastern Europeans for pushing down prices
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027227/Prostitutes-English-city-sell-bodies-4.html

>'Onwards, Christian Soldiers' banished from Remembrance Sunday event over concerns it will offend non-Christians
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/27/onwards-christian-soldiers-banished-remembrance-sunday-event/

>Britain's real hate crime scandal
spectator.co.uk/2016/08/the-real-hate-crime-scandal/

>Gove apologizes for "crude weinstein joke"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/28/michael-gove-sparks-outrage-harvey-weinstein-joke-today-programme/

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First for don't reply to tripfags

Abortion is murder.

I prefer baby murder to being held responsible for my actions.

No, and I don't intend to.
And you claim I'm a mentalist.

>nice chrysanthemums user

BBC OUTDID ITSELF

LINKED DIRECTLY TO GAY PORN

USING GAY PORNOGRAPHERS FOR ITS OPINIONS

THE MEMES ARE SELF AWARE

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State of all of you.

Not even making it up-
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499672/Salvation-Army-dad-convicted-stabbing-wife-death.html

I think it's just so funny that people on the BBC love talking down to Trump but they don't realize that if America stopped caring about Britain that Britain would be in a far worse state than it is now. To add to that, the world would be utter and complete chaos having to live under a racially hegemonic society.

Here in the US, we are multicultural, therefore we understand other societies throughout the world, thus everyone thrives and prospers when we rule. You lost your empire because you weren't multicultural and everyone in your colonies hated you and overthrew the local governments. It wasn't even americas fault.

Or do you guys think the BBC trashes Trump because he caused Brexit and the Beeb was so overwhelmingly remain?

gOODNESS.

I can't wait to see what depths of degeneracy and treason they plumb next.

How in the fuck is this even a thing
I saw that on /ptg/, it's like Y***ks aren't aware of the press that they have.

During the Cardiff billboard saga I was linked to BBC and ITV

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>grab em by the seed pod

kek

>8888th edition

Holy shit. When was the first?

>did somebody say 'pampas grass'?

6th April 2014

>self defence
>stabs her 40 times

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/117369139/#117370523
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/117369139/#117371090

When Sup Forums and Sup Forums Brit lads migrated to Sup Forums.
4 years ago?
Tripfags killed it though.

You're not wrong.

I think around the election time.

There's about 25 Brit/pol/ threads per day and 8888/25 is 355 days ago. Which makes sense because that's when the influx of newfags from roddit happened. Im not a newfag though I've been here since Brexit time.

Tripfags made Brit/pol/ you fucking dunce.

Let's all spark up for Hitchens.

False, it first came about in 2013 and has had several name variations, including typos.

You know the difference.

>tills your earth

>tfw no Pruebe

Bit quiet tonight. Seen as we're feeling all religious, lets all read a religious poem-
msgr.ca/msgr-7/ash_wednesday_t_s_eliot.htm

Privatise BBC

lads, is it really the 8888th edition?

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youtube.com/watch?v=SEUlzDTGd44

I miss MLG videos

Ye man

youtube.com/watch?v=Zq9OpJYck7Y

>T. S. Eliot

>8888th edition

Still have not reclaimed your home nation from shitposting.

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He stole those lines from Milton.

'Oh I'm a good Christian but haven't heard Ash Wednesday'

I do too.

They got pretty cancerous towards the end though. Then the faggot mods at montageparodies started restricting it to "high quality videos" (subjective term which got very political and killed innovation) and by that time I had corrupted my version of Final Cut Pro and moved to here

I've just come back from hunting Ibex in Austria. Ask me anything.

It was seriously, seriously good.

I'm not a good Christian.

Why not?

Wasn't Hitler's born in Austria?

Everybody is a sinner.

Four years, what the Fuck have I done with my life.

Watching Danny Alexander's JUST speech in 2015 was harder than watching anyone else's. He became the treasury bitch, and he was literally a BTEC David Laws, but it hurt.

>UKIP far right
You couldn't make this stuff up.

He was.

Revealed my power level in a hipster bar last night lads. Went as well as can be expected I guess.

Finally able to access old 2014 pictures I had lost.

>hipster bar
Normies out.

Weren't you afraid of having to get so close to the ibex?

I'd imagine they don't act so friendly when someone tries to slash their throat with a spoon

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If you were Nick Clegg (stop ejaculating at the thought) in 2010, would you have entered into coalition?

Where's everyone suddenly fucked off to?

Did you get to hunt him?

New meme video is on its way lads ;^)

the gf is being a cunt so i have to deal with her

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I made this for you, I was impressed last time so I tried to make this all a bit harder, all from Ash Wednesday.
type x
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>up to 35,000 members of the EDL in 2011
Think of all that can be done with 35,000 disenfranchised young lads from council estates. Shame it wasn't put to good use.

I think Bowden would have somewhat appreciated Brit/pol/'s fondness for him. Being turned into a meme is a sort of eternal life, no?

>Ash Wednesday
Least read one along with Four Quartets.
Do a Joyce one.

>gf
>idktf.jpg

I think he would appreciate our dark sense of humour.

No.

Just heard the gravel crunching outside my house as if someone was walking on it. I live in the middle of no where. Am I fucked?

Honk found you. Run.

>MAIRED

>what are wild animals

If I was Nick Clegg the only thing I would be ejaculating into would be the wife.

I would've done multiple things differently
First I would've kicked Chris Hune off the coalition talks team and replaced him with literally anyone

Secondly I would've invited Angus Robertson (gone but not forgotten) to the LibLab talks to pile more pressure on the tories

Third- No AV referendum. I would have sacrificed 2 junior ministry position for PR without a referendum.

Finally, and this one is the biggest one of them all, I would have, instead of asking for many ministries across the government, asked to have complete control of a small number, Education, Health, DEFRA, Energy, Business plus DPM and Chief Sectary to the Treasury and shown clearly to the electorate that ANY fuckups elsewhere was completely the tories' fault.

I have been told that at the start Cameron and Osbourne were scared it wouldn't last the 5 years and became more comfortable with snubbing the lib dems as the time went on.

Brits
I'm considering writing a letter to Saudi Khan to tell him to stop with the defeatist "part and parcel" crap, train his police force more to make them capable of arresting criminals, and impose tougher penalties for people found guilty of rape, murder, and terrorism.

What should I put in the letter? Any possible advice for how to realistically improve London from the mayor's perspective is welcomed.

Pick up your phone just in case.

doesn't really matter, he won't read it.

>"COME OUTSIDE WN, I HAVE MORPHINE AND BON BONS"

>you mentalist
No one else will get this.

Don't care. I'll encourage Sup Forums to copypasta it and spam him with it until he feels backed into a corner.

Khan is only in charge of Housing, and TFL policy
Write to ruddcunt

It's mairposter. Quick nail your letterbox shut so he doesn't put a gallon of 4star through it

Only got 60%. The poems has loads of repetitions with slight variations.

He'd think the vast majority of you were pathetic nihilist cunts, but he would have given a few talks on how the youth are becoming more nationalistic and how this "alt-right" counter-culture has emerged, and would have most certainly made references to Sup Forums.
Could be an animal, could be someone lost. Make sure you have some weapon of defence right next to you just in case.

>sacrificed 2 junior ministry position for PR without a referendum
>complete control of a small number, Education, Health, DEFRA, Energy, Business plus DPM and Chief Sectary to the Treasury

These seem completely farfetched tbqh

Do Catholics go to heaven?

Thoughts on this video lads?

Lets get a Christian discussion going

youtube.com/watch?v=9yptbDYKmFc&t

Don't encourage him in this mind fuckery.

Corbyn is after you

I don't know enough about poetry to pick interesting questions tbqh

Do a crash course on Shakehisbeard-
youtube.com/watch?v=JowbbXVyuLo

Fucking tremendous lad.

He loved the idea of vangaurds, that small groups of dedicated people at the heart of political and intellectual ideas have changed the world. If he could see young people watching his videos and meming him from a niche internet space he would have fucking loved it.

How do you know it’s the 8888th edition?

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>'I'm not a mentalist'
youtube.com/watch?v=-w2sy9Rh3SI
How did you find it?

>fucking preube ruining britpol with his talking about life and helping people fucking shitposter xd i dont get why he wont be retarded with us

I didn't even mention tuition fees

The tories would have conceded PR if the LibDems put more effort into Labour talks

The LibDem's natural area is Education
The Tories hated, and hate having the health department
DEFRA was already LibDem
Energy and Enviroment were already LibDem
Buisness was already LibDem
DPM was already LibDem
Chief Sectary to the Treasury was already Lib Dem

It leaves the Tories with PM, Chancellor, Home Sec, Foreign, Justice, Defence, and Transport as major ministries. A tough sell to the backbenchers but their party members dont get a vote and they did lose the election