Why this fatfuck got such a fine lady? I don't understand

Why this fatfuck got such a fine lady? I don't understand

he is the author's avatar

Why does he have furry ears?

Because its just a friggin japanimation.

None of those people exist. They are just drawings.

Because Yuki likes big guys

Because it was his destiny to conceive best girl

Because FAT > Skinny shit

>He doesnt know about the STEM meme

Because if it wasn't totally inconceivable it wouldn't have made a good twist.

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Bear type.

He's one of the smartest people in human history.

Not only did he manage to hack into CERN, but he also built a fucking time machine.

Either that or he just has a massive schlong.

t. amerilard

Fat guys produced tens of liters of semen per orgasm and can have serveral orgasms in one run. They are sex machines.
According to doujins. Maybe she read some doujins and was fascinated by fat guys,

He is just jacked, bad art makes him look fat.

These are the true reasons. Dude is fat, smart, doesn't give a shit, is confident, and is a true lover unlike you jaded autists.

I think you mean SERN

why is he so sad?

Steins;Gate 0.

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Fucking check'd

Nigga got jacked as fuck in the future.

He might do some serious lifting after meeting his wifu.

Okabe got a harem by being autistic. Before all the time travel and tragic shit that made him man the fuck up.

Science gets bitches.

>harem
>before time travel

Kurisu only knew him because of said time travel shit.
Mayuri is autistic and probably permanant friendzone.
Suzuha was never more than an acquaintance, plus she doesn't exist anymore.
Faris is too good for him, god knows how he ever caught her interest. She's easily best girl if you read the side material.
Luka is a guy. Except when he was a girl in that one worldline, but again, time travel.
Moeka a shit.

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Pls no sexualizing the Daru

tutturu, shield your eyes!

but he dosnt, the other him dose . there are 2 lines your crossing here and that one never becomes real. his real sadness is he will never fuck her.

Well said user

This implies that Sup Forums is full of geniuses.

That affection come of as quite random to me though.
Can't wait to see everyone's reaction to that twist.

Are you saying that Sup Forums isn't filled to the brim with humanity's best and brightest? Scandalous!

Sup Forums is user
it used to be anyway

Never underestimate a super haker.

>plus she doesn't exist anymore.
Yet.

What do girls see in this guy

>why did a genius who helped invent motherfucking time travel get a hot girlfriend
Gee, I wonder why. Even Stephen Hawking has stalkers.

Health is better than skinny nip shit.

Also brown hair girl in the background was childhood friend if I remember correctly, so there is that.

Because he is a nice guy and be himself.

Was getting a gf part of his plan?

childhood friend was a shit

OF COURSHE

my wife aoba exists

All of her good genes come from her mother. Her children will likely be fat fucks like her father though.

Is she walking her otouto home?

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>Faris is too good for him, god knows how he ever caught her interest. She's easily best girl if you read the side material.
Faris is also the only one he actually ends up fucking in the VN

DELET THIS

He's a big guy

4u

tfw seeing disgusting porn of your waifu
so this is what it feels like to get NTRed

Pandering.
Kek, keep deluding yourself.

>Pandering.
He's literally a super genius and just a cool guy all around
you are a moron if you think it's pandering

Maybe his butt hurts

Future Daru is bearmode right?. I wouldbt be surprised if the thing with Yuki was one sided. At first, and Daru got off his ass and started getting /fit/, in addition to being a literal genius and a pretty charming and funny guy.

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Is this from 0 or some other spinoffes?

From 0.
Though Yuki also appears in other spinoff.

Cool, never bothered with VN and non-manga spinoffes.

Guess with SG being pretty popular, it's inevitable that 0 and other spinoff will get an English release.

Chubby chasers.

Japan got tons of them apparently (judging from all the fat old man porn).

It's time to google user.

Why doesn't anyone chase skinny manlets?

because he is sexy as fuck!

On Steam I mean.

You jealous?

>Faris is the only one he fucks
You forgot Lukka

Seeing how MAGES handled the original I would be cautious.

>fatfuck
He's cool as fuck.
Most of the fat people I know can't compare.

he may be a fat fuck, but he is an alpha fat fuck.

Don't watch Paprika, then.

They see Eric Cartman

He's funny and fatfucks have this dirty sexual appeal to them. Women don't hate fat guys, they hate boring guys.

>gets kidnapped during her wedding day
Take a proper care of your wife Daru.

she's walking her portable dick

Who the fuck wants a skinny manlet's dick? Is that some kind of humiliation play?

itt butthurt skeletons

i bet he has a monster cock

like he sees what he likes and suddenly his rustler keeps him two feet off the ground

one time he tried using it as a pogo stick, schwing! schwing! it went as he merrily masturpogo'd his way to school

near the end of the trip the whole of the blue planet we live on, orgasming from the affair produced and earthquake, thus he never did that again

he went knock knock knock with his cock cock cock and it caused the world some shock shock shock

Wait what is this

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A scene from the new episode

That's from the pachinko machine right? Any word on if those are going to be subbed?

>pachinko machine
what the fuck? why?

Because pachinko is like hard drugs for Japanese.

>he wasn't aware that franchises die in pachinko

Steiner's planning on doing it, though apparently he's "busy".

Haven't you heard user? Pachinko is the future of Anime.

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Maybe I have a fat fetish or something but I think he's pretty cute. Looks cuddly and the type of guy you could sit around watching movies with.

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I've seen this picture posted alot. What's it about? why was it posted? which anime is it from?

the kind of guy you'd friendzone amiright?

That's why she inherited his brain genes, an the rest is the mother.
In other words she was destined to become best girl.

First episode of Steins;gate.

I watched the first episode and I didn't see it

I'm fairly sure its the first episode but it might be a later one. It's only onscreen for a few seconds at most and the line is only translated that way in the Whynot subs.

Well you should at least read the original VN. Its much better than the anime, which I never understood how it blew up so hard.

I think that one is from the OVA or movie. The joke is that they're multiplying.

Male or Female?

Same way a chuuni idiot ends up with a 10/10 qt who is also one of the most brilliant minds to have ever been born.

I've been thinking about the ending. Okabe changed from Alpha world line to Beta world line by deleting a record from SERN's database, as opposed to time traveling or D-mail. How could the past change (hence changing world lines) by an actiom taken in the present?

Also can't believe this thread is still up.

Deleting the email changed the worldline because it affected the future creation of the time machine, which indirectly caused a change to the past.