ITT:good/bad anime cliches

>"We'll have to hack into the mainframe"
>*Pulls out a Macbook*
>*Randomly mashes buttons*
>"We're in"
>"How did you-"
>"I designed it"

>as expected from X

>*Couple starts getting in an argument*
>*Finally sort out their differences*
>*Awkward pause*
>*Cuts to them fucking under the bedsheets*

>huge eyes

This is a bad cliche by the way

>Guy explains something and says ''anymore questions?''
>retard character raises hand
>guy already knows what the retard want to ask and instantly answers it

>MC Walk into bookstore
>Go to Philosophy section
>They're all self-help books
>Pick one
>30 fucking dollars
>Wait a minute... prices are a spook
>create the illusion of ownership by removing it from the store without paying

>as expected of *title*
I want to kill myself every time I hear this

>hard to animated eventful scene happens off screen

>can you hack it?
>yeah give me 5 minutes
>you've got 4

>half the action scenes happen off screen while panning over a background with only sounds

>character being held hostage
>2 bad guys holding character on either arm
>main bad guy punches him
>"pfffff... kid is that all you... got?"
>bad guy sighs and turns around slowly
>turns around really fast and punches character, knocking him out

>Character A explains something using hard science, legal jargon, or whatever
>Character B: "In English, please!"

>Mangaka makes Ecchi series.
>It's published in a magazine that doesn't allow graphic nudity of any sort due to demographic.
>Any nude scene has lots of steam and/or the girls have nippleless barbie bodies.

Its worse when the author can't draw boobs for shit and they look like fake ballloon implants as well.

>Final gun confrontation between protag and villain
>They point their guns at each other
>*gun shot*
>Side-character from earlier made the shot

>Girl in swimsuit appears
>slow upward pan with sparkles, colors, and generic sound effects
>repeat for every girl in the show

>"You canĀ“t kill Genocidal Maniac Responsible for Millions of Deaths! You will be just like him!"

>pans to sky
>"EHHHHHHHHHHHH????"

>faggot harem MCs

I really want an anime based on max stirner or a guy that follows his philosophy.

>you have to train for xxx years to beat me

>Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

>everyone gets serious as fuck over some ridiculously silly shit
Like that seinfeld episode where he's roped into doing a retake of a high school sprint, I fucking love that shit. Or all of baka to test. Extra points the grander the schemes.

Isn't that more Sup Forums than anime?

>I'll now use 100% of my power

I hate this shit.

>Everyone is trying to think of a plan.

>Person A: Um hey guys, why don't we try thi-
>Person B: Come on everyone, think of something!
>Person A: Well um, I have an idea. We do this thing and then-
>Person B: Does anyone have an idea?
>Person A: We can do this, it might wor-
>Person C: Hey! Why don't we do this thing?
>Person B: Person C, you're a genius!

Isn't that just a Japanese stock phrase? English has them too, but you normally don't notice them if you are an English speaker.

>character says something mildly disturbing/shocking
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP with pan over the guys shocked face as he exclaims something along the lines of "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS"

>character A says something while looking away from character B
>character B says something "deep"/"meaningful"
>character A says "eh?" and looks at character B in surprise

Its not even really a phrase, just a word in Japanese.

>characters eat food
>Loud "OISHII!!!" In perfect unison like they're a hive mind

> I can't... MC is so much stronger than me, why is that?
>because he's got something that you don't
>what is it?
>people that he has to protect
Every fucking time