BUZZFEED CREW SHOCKED TO LEARN THEY HAVE LOW TESTOSTERONE LEVELS

Four writers at Buzzfeed got their testosterone checked and they are ALL lower than what you'd expect for a man in the 85-100 age bracket. I'm laughing my ass off. This is #resist. This is Antifa. This is the left-wing. Less of a man than some 92 y/o grandpa who can't even get his shriveled dick up anymore.

>Studies have shown men who are physically strong are more likely to be right-wing, while weak men are more likely to be left-wing socialists.

youtube.com/watch?v=xm63aVNwvao

infowars.com/buzzfeed-crew-shocked-to-learn-they-have-low-testosterone-levels/

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ourstolenfuture.org/NewScience/reproduction/2006/2006-1210travisonetal.html
theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/10/can-your-genes-predict-whether-youll-be-a-conservative-or-a-liberal/280677/
independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/brain-magnets-decrease-faith-in-god-religion-immigrants-a6695291.html
accesalabs.com/Total-Testosterone-Test?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwp-ht5mY1wIVUGp-Ch23CQFYEAQYBCABEgIAhvD_BwE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Where/how do you get your T level tested?

Call a doctor and tell him that you want to get your T-levels tested.

I've had my blood taken a few times for something unrelated, any britfags know if testosterone would have been logged and be on my record? Would be interesting to see

Currently trying to log in to my patient data to see if T levels logged

>effeminate Asian male is the most sexually potent

WEW
E
W

>be american
>go to dotcor
>get bankrupted

Are you seriously that dumb ?
When they get your blood they don't check for everything under the sun, obviously.

im shocked

Bah, need to specifically order T test, no standard logs.
Ah well, don't need to. Confident it is easily twice these pussies.

>All lipsy
>All metrosexual/camp
>All nu male fag hair
>All Cultural Marxist.
>All soft skinned
That's enough proof they have low test.
Doctor. You can ask for one.
I had mine checked last month and it was 631
I am also Nationalist not (((Civic))) though so perhaps the theory of low test=Left and High test=Right may have merit.
They don't actually give you the results. They usually say "Your levels are normal/imbalanced/above average/below average" etc. You have to explicitly state you want the full result.

> Be american
> Spend entire life surrounded by plastic eating nothing but cheeseburgers
> Go to doktor
> Bankrupt
> Get told "You have low-T"

sounds like those numales need a trip to the numale medical center

My female doctor always refuses to take my T levels, I‘ve asked her several times. She always says it‘s not necessary and that even if it was lower it would not be a big deal.

>perhaps the theory of low test=Left and High test=Right may have merit.

Yah sure thing hun, a political belief will surely alter your hormonal makeup. Whatever makes you feel better, you pathetic, bitter little right wing turd.

> infowars
Hey you need to counteract all that Fluoride you've been chugging by taking lead-based super male vitality, personally farted upon by Alex Jones, who is totally not controlled opposition.

The sad thing is that even with these abysmal levels, all of them will be denied treatment.

>Be numale at Buzzfeed, perform no physically demanding sports
>Low testosterone

Who could have ever seen that coming

>Infowars

Am I crazy or didn't they just get caught selling stuff that lowers sperm count? Either way this is nothing new, males measuring lower testosterone is a thing now:
ourstolenfuture.org/NewScience/reproduction/2006/2006-1210travisonetal.html
>They found that testosterone concentrations dropped about 1.2% per year, or about 17% overall, from 1987 to 2004. The downward trend was seen in both the population and in individuals over time.
>The decline is consistent with other long-term trends in male reproductive health, including decreases in sperm quality and increases in testicular cancer, hypospadias and cryptorchidism.

This is priceless.

Burgers and other Eurotrash are just poisoned by all the plastic that their glorious advanced civilization produces. What a burden, whitebois

I thought all trump supporters had low testosterone. I guess its just genetics.

Did you consider that maybe he's implying that hormonal makeup influences political belief and not the other way around?

It wouldn't be the political belief that altered your homornal makeup, but rather your hormonal makeup that altered your political belief. I.e. the reason you made that post in an obviously triggered manner is because you have low test. It's also the reason you're a pussy liberal. It's also the reason your police paint their nails.

Not surprised (pic related)
RIP Cuckfeed

They're all gay

> Your hormone balance has no effect on your perceptions of reality and beliefs

You guys really want to do this fight? I guarantee you won't be happy with the results (I know because in college when I learned this shit the conservative students threw bitch fits):
>The results, published in 2006 by the Journal of Research in Personality, were astonishing. In analyzing their data, the Blocks found a clear set of childhood personality traits that accurately predicted conservatism in adulthood.
>For instance, at the ages of three and four, the “conservative” preschoolers had been described as “uncomfortable with uncertainty,” as “rigidifying when experiencing duress,” and as “relatively over-controlled.” The girls were “quiet, neat, compliant, fearful and tearful, [and hoped] for help from the adults around.”
>Likewise, the Blocks pinpointed another set of childhood traits that were associated with people who became liberals in their mid-twenties. The “liberal” children were more “autonomous, expressive, energetic, and relatively under-controlled.” Liberal girls had higher levels of “self-assertiveness, talkativeness, curiosity, [and] openness in expressing negative feelings.”
theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/10/can-your-genes-predict-whether-youll-be-a-conservative-or-a-liberal/280677/

*sips tea*

So gay men just have way lower testosterone?

My T is 968 but I'm somehow still a homosexual pussy

>being this retarded

What is free testosterone?

I'd love to see you trying to explain how this means that hormone balance has no influence on political belief.

Is that supposed to be bad for conservatives? None of those traits really seem bad.

Sounds like some feminazi agenda
T is important as fuck for a male, go to a better doctor

>American education
reread the posts you replied to moron

Sounds like right wing kids show personality traits of someone with higher T levels

>Germany
Yeah they wouldn't want your sperm count to be too high, cant be having any more of those white racist children.

Could leaked NATO brainwashing campaigns against white males be to blame?

Thanks for posting this. Always good when facts and reality go against the broscience peddled here.

For what? 4 gay men having low testosterone?

>Bitchy passive aggressive comment

Get your T levels checked, it's the hormone of male health and vitality, because you wouldn't scrimp on vitamin C would you?

This is why sociology is considered junk science. The entire premise is based on subjective descriptions the researchers gave the children in the study. I'll bet this falls within the vast proportion of sociological studies that can't actually be reproduced.

I'm more a fan of the neurological study that found you can make people more liberal by temporarily disabling part of their brains.

independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/brain-magnets-decrease-faith-in-god-religion-immigrants-a6695291.html

> By shutting down the threat-processing centre of the brain, scientists weakened people's faith in God and made them less prejudiced

Your brain on liberalism, it may just be braindamage.

What he posted doesn't help your point in the slightest, dumbass.

0/10 but 10/0 for faggotry

So how does something like this happen?
Is it the water?
Do we all suffer from low testosterone?

To all the fags laughing at the buzzfeed cucks. There's a good chance you have low test yourselves.
Try to trick your doctor in testing your test levels. I have very low test - in the low 300's. Sadly I couldn't convince my doctor to do something about it because I'm still in the normie zone.
JUST.

It does

More female = socialist, with the state caring for your pussy

More male = self-sufficient and reliant on yourself, which conversely dislikes invaders because they're a threat

>self-assertiveness
>openness
loudmouthed sluts riding the cock carousel then being eaten by their cats
what an accomplishment

unbound testosterone. not all the testosterone in your body is actually freely available, most of it is bound to proteins and thus more or less inactive.

testosterone that is not bound to receptors or other proteins i.e. that is freely available in your blood

he only proved right wing kids exhibit behavior of someone with high T levels

>Jizz in a cup
>taste jizz
>if sweet = high testosterone
>if salty = low testosterone

Faggot awfully defensive about his low t

terrible lifestyle combined with environmental influences. when your T levels are that low you can normally improve them quite a lot through changes in your lifestyle. as in, not consuming 90% carbs, actually being physically active and so on.

Ex wife drank it up

>Buzzfeed
>This is Antifa. This is the left-wing.
I don't read clickbait because I'm not a retard. Is buzzfeed left wing? if so, why do you read it? It's clickbait garbage owned by Gawker

It was hilarious. Even funnier, I think all of them went into it believing they would register higher than average, like a superman. lol

>most of it is bound to proteins and thus more or less inactive

Absolutely wrong.
Binding to proteins is literally what testosterone is supposed to do. You have receptors on the surface of a cell => hormones bind to it, thereby transporting information to that cell.

You cannot measure the amount of bound testosterone easily, because people don't like to be dissolved and centrifuged. That is why you take free testosterone, which is simply floating around (before it then binds somewhere).

Wew what a low test (woman?) reply getting it all backwards

Steps to raise testosterone please.
Exercise
Sunlight
Eat Fats
Losing weight
Nofap

Any thing else I'm missing?

>it's real

No wonder they are all gay

Sleep/ relaxation
Eliminating stress

>reply sounds like something coming from a bitter cat lady
Theory confirmed

Ok Freud, Liberals were uncivilized as children.

Remain so as adults.

No surprise

Learning morals and values is tough as a child, and feeling connected and needing your family are good things, moron

Been a while since I read up on it, but to my knowledge most of the bound testosterone is bound to SHBG which is basically working as a storage. Only when it's released it can interact with receptors and so on.

Damn that's a tough one.

Teach your children discipline morals and values.

It's hard at first but makes them successful

Get in here.

Don't do this.

This probably has something to do with epigenetics

Buy that water filter. Seriously.

You can get tests and results from home.

accesalabs.com/Total-Testosterone-Test?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwp-ht5mY1wIVUGp-Ch23CQFYEAQYBCABEgIAhvD_BwE

Oh very nice, saved. Thanks

There's nothing your doc can do for you other than prescribe testosterone replacement therapy, which you don't want because it will completely shut down your natural production of testosterone. You'll also be getting too much testosterone, and your body will convert the excess testosterone into estrogen, and then you'll develop man boobs.

Looks kind of scammy.

>having the testosterone of a 95th percentile 25yo at 70 isn't appealing
>aromatization being relevant at natural T levels

holy fuck i made it 52 seconds into that jewtube vid before i needed to shut it off. those faggots deserve a painfull death. I unironically would prefer to hang out with ISIS jihadis than those fucking faggots

>Even funnier, I think all of them went into it believing they would register higher than average, like a superman.

I'd actually like to hear an honest report from them on this one. On the one hand, lefties will just talk about testosterone leading to toxic behavior that has no place in modern society and yadda yadda.
On the other hand they always seem to think that their own rules apply to everyone but themselves, so I am still quite certain that they did not expect it and aren't happy about it.

Those are the most important ones.
Also having an actual sex life helps. Just like your body self-regulates and does not build muscle if it's not required, it also tries to cut costs in other places when it deems them currently unnecessary.

it's the other way around you cockless shell of a man.

Bump

>46b02f7H
My pleasure. Another version, Aristotle's golden mean...

Based on the Goldilocks idea of a mean it middle verified...."just right"

At least over here you can get tests for around ~20€ from private labs that use your saliva. Did it back then out of curiosity when I got the more reliable values from a blood sample and they were pretty close to each other. Might have been a coincidence though, I didn't test it more than once.

>be russian
>drive your camera car to doctor
>crash into an 18 wheeler on the way
>police pull you out and take you to a gulag
>old lady pours vodka on your wounds
>you get up to squat but your legs were lost in the crash
>make $7 for doing nothing

If your body is already heavily underproducing testosterone and all the lifestyle changes didn't amount to anything (important part), there is no real upside to refusing HRT because it would fuck with your natural production. Because at that point your natural production is already fucked to begin with.

Also original Cardinal virtues the Christians stole (probably for the better)

>be american
>get shot

this shit is comedy gold just like that article about what's a "soy boy". Just look at the author of that piece lmao

What is the average testosterone level for a young man?

I had a doctor check mine and he told me it was normal, but didn't give me the number

I still want more

>BUZZFEED CREW SHOCKED TO LEARN THEY HAVE LOW TESTOSTERONE LEVELS

I am not.

I can't get over that,was Ving Rhames shocked to find out hes black?

yea that looks about right

What are those?

600 or so

>female
>doctor
why?

What if I eat a fuck tonne of salt?
Will it fuck my T levels or will I just die of heart disease?