Legit question:

Legit question:

Has anyone tapped Nami?
Or alternatively, how did they go for 4-5 years with her half naked all the time without wanting to jump her?

Sex doesn't exist in One Piece.

> how did they go for 4-5 years

6 months is half a year

I think pre time skip adventure was like one month only

This.

Pre timeskip adventure was definitely not a month, it was at least 6, my guess would be that from Luffy meeting Zoro to being separated was around a year.

Nigga even if you stare at the thing and keep track of every single day that passes and every single reference to time, it's only about 90 days, and that's being generous.

No it's not.

Well probably before Luffy found her

You're implying Sanji doesn't want to jump her.

>/r/ing slutty pre-teen Nami offering to whore herself to Genzo

so Caesar was just hanging out with his nightly whores? sure...

Arlong gave her his long dick all the time. she was basically raped her entire adolescence..

Since she became "half naked all the time", the crew has been together less than a month believe it or not.

Has anyone ever gone to the effort of counting each day that is shown or stated to pass during the manga?

Luffy=Asexual, immune to even Boa Hancock, but also a rubber man, so he could just totally fuck himself if he wanted.
Chopper=Animal, not attracted to humans
Brook=Skeleton, he can't pop a boner
Zoro=As part of his discipline, he has foresworn sex. Besides, he probably found some way to hold a dagger with his penis.
Franky=Cyborg, replaced penis with robot version.
Sanji=Secretly gay.
Robin=Girl, not boy. No problem there.

Thus we see with a complete and thorough examination of every member, that not one member of the Straw Hat Pirates crew really has any interest in sex with Nami, unless she like, get herself soaked in doe urine, then Chopper will probably rape her.

I dont believe you

>Robin=Girl, not boy. No problem there.

it's funny cuz it's canon that she shares a bed with nami every night.

>Brook=Skeleton, he can't pop a boner

BUT HES MADE OF BONES! YOHOHOHOHO~

wtf they dont have their own rooms?
i can see that in the going merry but that shit shouldnt be possible with the sunny go

Luffy has to be asexual cause he'd just be blowing bitches out left and right otherwise.

>Luffy=Asexual

Didn't he perv over Nami's body with Usopp in a bathhouse?

They're probably the only pirate crew that don't fuck their female members every day

...

Just think. Franky was the one that built the single bed. Dude was trolling. He was like:


"If I just build one bed, they'll HAVE to sleep together."


Bet he built a pillow fighting machine in there too for good measure.

Back near the end of the Alabasta arc, Nami was able to one-shot Luffy with her strongest weapon "Happiness Punch".

According to the Blueprints of the Thousand Sunny released by Oda.

There are Women's Quarters and Men's Quarters within the ship where they sleep.

As well as a Kitchen for Sanji, an Infirmary for Chopper, Weapon Development Factories for both Franky and Usopp.

The Women's Quarters has a bed... But the men only get hammocks.

>Not using the hammocks to due back exercises during your sleep
>Shoulder blades together, and low

That's how Straw Hats stay ripped.

They don't care, the floor is good too

Maybe Luffy doesn't want anything distracting him from becoming the Pirate King.

What kind of Pirate King hasn't fucked every bitch he's come across?

Speaking of which, I wonder how many women Gold Roger slept with.

I think Oda said that Luffy was acting according to how Ussop was acting. Kind of how little kids will all get excited over a toy if one or two do.

If i were Luffy i'd fuck Vivi, Rebecca, Margareth, Carrot and let Hancock in the friendzone.

If it came down to it, Nami would make the most sense agewise.

Luffy - 19
Zoro - 21
Nami - 20
Usopp - 19
Sanji - 21
Chopper - 17
Robin - 30
Franky - 36
Brook - 90
Thousand Sunny - A couple years

Maybe sex is less important in a world where there's probably nothing keeping people from prolonging their sexuality.

>Thus we see with a complete and thorough examination of every member

You forgot Usopp, and it's a shame that no one that replied to you pointed that out.

but you did though

>and it's a shame that no one that replied to you pointed that out.
you had one job, and you whined about it, son

also, usopp already got action from nami, and is thus an outlier

the doujins can confirm this

>manga about "pirates"
>don't fuck bitches left and right
It's shit for this reason alone, never mind everything else.

Shonen mangas don't normally have the MCs rape and pillage user

How they reproduce then?

She's family to them user, and they are familyto her. It would be like fucking your youger sister.

That's counting on-screen time only though.

I just love that his nose is practically a penis.

Cuz nami probably got all kinds of nasty shit from her days with arlong, nobody wants to catch the hiv

Besides robin >

robin slut. Nami >>> robin

Nami pure and innocent. She is best girl

Fish-AIDS, not even once

>nel zel took 2 months to do a tashigi set no one wanted

hope his creative juices flow from the volley ball scenes.

tashigi is perfect for doujins and porn though because she's so stufy, professional, and easy to defeat. She's the perfect character to have be raped and mind-broken by a gang of New-World ruffians.

>tfw you've fapped to the idea of Zoro raping Nami

At least tell me there's a doujin of this

Now I have to fap, thanks and fuck you.

>It would be like fucking your youger sister.

user, may I remind you...nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

>Orange Pie.

kurionesha does some stuff too.

Too bad they dont do more robin stuff.

With her jew-tier obsession with money, I'm 100% certain Nami invented prositution.

>But the men only get hammocks.
>But
Hammocks are romantic.

Then don't make the main characters be fucking "pirates"

They're really just slightly illegal merchants/mercenaries with superpowers.

>It would be like fucking your youger sister.
Besides the fact that they're just friends, and I would totally fuck a friend by the way, they are fucking criminals and something like her being like family to them wouldn't be an issue at all.

>They're really just slightly illegal merchants/mercenaries
That is what the romanticized sailors called pirates were.

People confuse fiction with reality far too often, the way they see pirates is much like how people see the "wild" west.

>they are fucking criminals
Sort of a moot point when their world is ruled by muderous warlord dictators who's governance is built upon lies, death, and destruction of benevolent empires.

>that doujin that takes place during the Punk Hazard arc where she and smoker fuck one another while still body-switched by Law's powers

das it mayne

Usopp is faithful to his waifu

That's actually it, he is straight, he just won't show it unless Usopp brings out his naughty side.