Why are you scared of women? The kipper stench is perfectly normal lads

Why are you scared of women? The kipper stench is perfectly normal lads.

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Fuck off with your propaganda bs

>your vag SHOULD look like a dimensional portal to an unholy tentacle raped abyss, and if your man doesn't like it DUMP him.

I've had women with actually tasty vaginas and it was a pleasure to eat them out.

Had the same woman years later and she developed a stank. IT's absolutely horrible - like a cross between a diaper, and rotten flesh deep up inside her. gross

What did it look like?

>dick cheese is natural, and no man should feel bad for having it. Men are urged to ditch their 'abusive' partner who complain about this natural phenomenon.

This is why sex robots are coming

Roastie genocide when?

Vag is gonna have an aroma, yes, but the fish smell is kind of like smegma around the outside. If she smells like rotten fish she isn't clean. Fuck off fish cunt.

Literal satanists wanting to destroy everything that is good.

>your vagina SHOULD have teeth and if your man doesn't like it DUMP him

What the fuck is this garbage? Is this an excuse for womam to not take care of themselves? Any first world woman with normal weight, hygiene and diet will have a pussy that smells like heaven.

ah hell nah nigger. smelly pussy = no fuking way

Imagine the article:

"Your penis should smell, and if your woman doesn't like it, DUMP her!"

It's juvenile, ridiculous and any man that reads it would be considered an absolute moron.

It is the soft bigotry of low expectations. "It's OK women have stupid, trashy articles like this. They're women after all: they're retarded."

holy fuck that bullshit comic came true!

say it with me Sup Forums was right again

>I've had women with actually tasty vaginas and it was a pleasure to eat them out.
My girlfriend tastes sweet like a peach.

>t. has never ate out a chick before

This.
Here's a hint virgins, it doesn't take like sugar, peaches, cherries or fucking apple pie.
Get your hand and lick it a bit. THAT is what it tastes like IF she cleans her fucking cunt when she showers.

the article is right, doing retarded ameridumb things like douching or whatever it's called to make it smell nice will fuck up your pH balance and give you yeast infections and such

Sometimes my willy smells fishy when I haven't had a wash for two days. If I wear a clean pear of jeans and still smell fishy it completely contaminates them, and the fishy stench stays on the jeans for days and they have to be rewashed.

sorry queers, theyre right.
Most vaginas don't have a taste and a neutral smell. I have tasted one that was like a pear, it was actually sweet and had a good taste to it. Seems to only happen with girls that have both prime genetics, good diet and arent taking trains of dick.

anons please describe the smell of a ~20yr old healthy pussy for me. Is it really that bad?
I recently started taking care of myself and I wanna know if I should even continue?
If it smells there's no fucking point in continuing

Sexbots and artificial wombs will replace women, and we will get out ai gfs.

If you eat a woman out you are a cuck, plain and simple. It means she wants to get off but doesn't want to have sex with you. If you aren't plowing her, someone else is and you're just mopping up their mess with your tongue

*our

>Mayo Clinic experts explain when you should see a doctor over vaginal odor
You can't make this shit up

My girlfriend has actual panic attacks because I don't eat her out as much as she wants, which is every day apparently. If she took better care of herself I would be happy to, but I don't want to cause a mental breakdown by telling her not so fast, shower first. These self esteem issues are killing me. Probably going to break up with her soon. That puss is tight though... Only thing keeping me around tbhfamalams.

I honestly don’t know what my wife’s pussy smells like. I don’t go down on her, I just get it done with my dick and fingers.

If she has a smell I’ve never noticed it.

>What is foreplay
>not getting your woman completely engorged before sliding your throbbing dick into her
Fucking expected from a beta cuck leaf.
Most vaginas taste like salty skin, even after a bath. No vagina taste sweet, if it taste sweet then something's off. Mucous in a vagina is made mostly of lipids and proteins and water.

Seems to be an all out assault on hetersexual relationships and sex feom all angles.

some dont really smell like anything. some are like kind of sweaty smelling. Then you have the rare very good smelling one. Theres also pretty bad smelling ones m8 sorry to break it to you but they smell like an actual dumpster.

The confie faggot is right
>semen can be sweet with a sugary diet
>hurr durr durr vaginas cant

>I just get it done with my dick and fingers.
>If she has a smell I’ve never noticed it.
so you don't even smell your fingers afterwards?
methinks you are making this up, wife and all.

Should be fairly neutral, maybe a little musky if she hasn't taken a shower in the last 24 hours. If it smells bad, she's not taking care of herself. The thing you should be keeping in mind is that it doesn't smell or taste sweet or really that pleasant overall, but sometimes one really does it for you. People are animals in many ways, being attracted by pheromones is still a part of it.

>not just spitting on your hand and going to town on her

Why would I smell my fingers after. I finish, lay on top of her for awhile and go clean myself up.

And just yesterday Sup Forums virgins claimed the vagina never smells and self cleans.

Never had a gf so it doesn't matter to me lol

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>all these non-virgins itt
H-how do you do it?

>2017
>having a gf
lmao good meme
>b-but your genetic legacy!
hahahahahaha

>If my vagina smells I should ditch my man

Fuck yeah, 2017

I mean unless the chick recently showered it might be a little sweaty and taste slightly salty, but if it actually SMELLS then there's some nasty shit going on down there that should be avoided.

the absolute state of the modern world

But user, all these virgins are telling us its super sweet like honey and peaches

LARPing

> Dr. GUNTer

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> (You)
>>What is foreplay
>>not getting your woman completely engorged before sliding your throbbing dick into her
>Fucking expected from a beta cuck leaf.

Foreplay is a crutch used by weak men with small penises. If she actually wants you, she'll be aroused without you having to cram your face in her vagina and prod it into waking up.

>man and woman so attracted to each other that they just rip each other's clothes off and immediately start rough fucking, moaning and sweaty
>you: lol what a cuck

>disinterested woman reading a book while a pudgy man doggedly laps at her clitoris
>c-can I put it in yet honey?
>woman closes her eyes, determinedly pretending that he's fabio
>I guess
>you: a true manly man, what an absolute stud

Smells are warnings. This is survival 101. Along with colorful shit might be poisonous. Don't date girls with stinky vaginas or colored hair. You've been warned.

Brave. Powerful.

If she has panic attacks over anything you should break up, pussy boy

It helps lower white birthrates, so yes.

>it's normal AND healthy to have your wife fuck other men
>your wife must be 100% happy and satisfied and little white pencil thin shrimp dick isn't going to cut it

There's no level the Jews won't stoop to destroy white relationships and families and women fall for it every time.

>shit diet
>garbage in, garbage out

Food affects semen, food affects vagina sticky
Maybe eat some food that's not deep fried with a side of sugar syrup

It's kind of like crispy salmon scales and garbage. It's always the same when they have it, bacterial signature is the same just like armpit BO. I've had three girls out of 25 or so that had it, and one was because she literally had a piece of tampon stuck in her unbeknownst at the time. Otherwise they all have the same mild smell that's neither good nor bad

>rare very good smelling one.
like what? I always imagined that young pussy smells like caramel with a little bit of pee
I may have accidentally smelled my cousins pussy from far away and it is now stuck in my subconsciousness

Men shouldn't go down on women because it's submissive and beta af. (((Porn))) has warped your heads into thinking you have to eat a girl out before you fuck her. Oh yes the big strong man doing exactly what a another women could do (and probably better) because you saw Chad do it in the porno that you wanked to last night. Don't be such fags. Literally fuck your gfs. The fact that a pussy stinks should probably tell you : you shouldn't be sticking your tongue in it, unless you're a submissive little faggot. It's degrading and degenerate.

I've encountered roughly 20 vaginas. Most were not smelly. Some were delicious. It's just a luck of the draw thing. I feel bad for women with stinky parts, it's the equivalent of having a tiny dick.

I recently dumped a girl because her vag made me gag - fuck that noise. She tried to explain it as some kind of bacterial issue - if she knows about it, she should have fixed it long ago. I'd rather deal with herpes desu.

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>opinion
>of 1 person, who happens to be gynecologist
>evidently, must be taken as gospel

fuck off, if it smells bad it's infected, take a fucking shower filthy bitch

How do I get my vagina to smell like sweet herbs or fruit? I wash down there every day but it still smells like a normal vagina.

>pussy boy

Says the virgin who doesn't know about a puss so good that you'll put up with tons of bitch shit to keep that available. I know what I must do, but it's either I find someone new first or I finally lose my patience. Neither has happened so I still get to fuck as I please. Seems like an alright deal.

gonna sound like a roastie but
>ITT: kl virgins talking about attraction
If you don't like her natural smell (this includes BO) your immune systems aren't "compatible" or whatever. This isn't an excuse to not wash your body but let's say she sweats a little during sex, if the smell doesn't turn you on your relationship is going to fail at some point.
It's called having chemistry.

I bet your wife is out fucking Tyrone by how your sex life comes off in your posts.

>drunk as fuck
>eat her pussy before fug
>entire face smells like a vagina until you get a shower

Basically the worst thing you can expect

Filthy cunt

shit comes out my asshole but i dont go around smelling like shit

this.

If it dont smell right, it aint made for you. It probably smells just fine to someone else. This is normal basic mammal animal kingdom shit. No one should have to explain this.

>what are you waiting for user? Like the saying goes, if it smells like trout eat it XD

I a very happy a lot of them will commit suicide, and all of them will find new ways to make themselves miserable.

God walks up to Adam in the Garden of Edan.

"Hey Adam, where's Eve?"

"Oh she is bathing in the river."

"OH NO!!! I WILL NEVER GET THE SMELL OFF THE FISH!!!"

It’s not even the hair. She just looks unhealthy.

Kek. Can’t believe I’ve never heard this one.

enjoy HPV

oh look, this is what we need to help relationships!
Hygiene is now patriarchy!

When are the going to stop wiping their ass because of oppression?

My girls puss smells and taste great but that's because she's not a landwhale who can't reach her puss in the shower for a scrubbing.

What are you doing out of Spain?

>she literally had a piece of tampon stuck in her
that is disgusting. chinese girls don't use tampons, just sanitary towels.

>canadian gynecologist
>canadian
Day of the leaf can't come soon enough

Oh no!
What is this?
Something down here smells like fish.
When the last time you used a sink?
Damn your pussy stinks!

Men should also stop washing their dick cheese. It's the natural state of uncut penises. Dump any women that complain about that cottage cheese dropping when they pull the foreskin.

I'm also gonna stop taking showers from now on because sweat and its odour are a natural part of my body. I will also stop flushing the toilet and wiping my ass because that too is natural.

you fuckin nonse

>vagina smelling like vagina
>vagina smelling like dead vagina

Really activated my almonds

Fucking kek. You know, at this point no amount of leftist insanity can even phase me.

Feminists wearing hijabs as a sign of empowerment. Liberals normalizing pedophilia. Wew.

My grandmother was a gynecologist and said that she sometimes had to open up the windows to air out rooms after nasty women opened their legs.

My wife had an OB/GYN rotation and said that it was the most disgusting thing she's ever done. She'd rather give people digital rectal exams.

When women are fat and don’t drink enough water they smell like death.

They can taste good, but most don't. I don't think there is anything you can do to make your pussy taste good either, beyond cleaning it and making it taste basically nothing that is.

Don't ever go down on a girl without checking first. Finger her first, sneak your hand up her back (give her back a light touch with your fingertips/nails, barely touching her yadadyada) and then move from kissing her mouth to kissing her neck. Then get a whiff of her pussy by smelling your fingers. If it smells good/nothing its probably safe to eat her now, you will notice if its not.

Don't even go down on her and abort mid flight, she will be offended and probably become very self conscious and then you might not get to dick her at all. Its better to just not doing it at all then doing it and aborting because of the taste.

I wouldn't recommend going around giving oral sex to every chick you lay with but if you want to do it that's how you do a safety check.

TL;DR
It can taste good, usually it doesn't.

is this guy a jew, you guys say to look at the last name and I'm confused
>Key people- John H. Noseworthy, M.D. (CEO)

Vaginas should not smell like dead fishes. Women will become obsolete when we get sexbots and artificial wombs.

My mother is a nurse and some of the patients are so fucking gross. Like old people shitting and pissing themselves and not telling anyone and it just gets worst and crusty.

Hahahaha

there is absolutely no fucking evidence to what you are saying, every STUDY points to the opposite conclusion: Human olfactory system isnt processing pheromones that impact behaviour or attachments.

read some actual studies.

If my wife doesnt wash her labia of course its going to smell bad to me. If she washes, it smells good. Crazy?

kys

Imagine dumping a bitch for her smelly coochie then seeing the article she wrote about it on a huge website

>mfw

>Foreplay is a crutch used by weak men with small penises. If she actually wants you, she'll be aroused without you having to cram your face in her vagina and prod it into waking up.

>man and woman so attracted to each other that they just rip each other's clothes off and immediately start rough fucking, moaning and sweaty

>disinterested woman reading a book while a pudgy man doggedly laps at her clitoris
>c-can I put it in yet honey?
>woman closes her eyes, determinedly pretending that he's fabio

I don't know what kind of explicit watching habits you have, but try interacting with reality instead of living off pornhub. Then again, you're Canadian, so I doubt you can do it.

KEK

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Disgusting smelling vaginas are now empowering. Feminists were always undatable, now it seems they are doing everything they can to ensure they end up miserable and alone. At the end of the day the are still going to blame men for their situation.

What was it that Gavin McInnes said about dogs becoming our children and children becoming our dogs?