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>posting generals

>Still no Kars comeback

WHO GHOST DAD HERE??

>implying you can stop /jojo/

one will protect you. the others will try to kill you. choose wisely

Is Mikitaka actually an alien?

Did you "like" how people "talked" in "Part" 7?
Or is Paa~rt 8 more up you~~r alley?

If this post ends in an odd number, Yasuho will die

If this post ends in an even number, Gappy will die

if dubs, both do

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Part 2 is the worst part. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate it or anything but I just want to fit in and it's not that good!

No, he was secretly Kars, he just dyed his hair white

I WANT TO HUG JOLYNE
I WANT TO KISS JOLYNE
I WANT TO MARRY JOOLLLYYYNNNEEE!!!!!!!

So according to this thing, Yotsuyu and Aisho were like 17 at the oldest, because they do the 3rd pose while they're asleep?

Do you think Damo was a Prime 1 Rock Human given his portliness?

probably kars or diavolo if I was trying to actually fight the others.

but realistically, funny so I can just visit another dimension where none of these fuckers exist, kill my double in that universe, and carry on with life. preferably have it be a universe where I'm super rich and have women hanging off my cock

Beat it Anasui

Yes.

Maybe Damo is 4th pose, while the main villan will be Prime 1

damo was definitely a top tier rock human, yeah.

I really don't hope araki does some stupid shit, like having a rock human army or a rock human hierarchy with some super powerful rock human at the top as the villain. maybe if said villain was joubin i'd forgive it

Do I have to take their motives for protecting me into account here? Because I'm pretty sure that the only reason most of these assholes would protect someone is because they want to eat/kill/use them themselves.
>Protected by Kars/Dio, get eaten by your savior
>Protected by Kira, get married to your savior
>Protected by Diavolo, get killed personally by your savior
>Protected by Pucci, get used to achieve Heaven by your savior
>Protected by Valentine, get impregnated with Jesus and fatally turned into a goddess by your savior

So if Yotsuyu and Aisho were 17 or so out of an expected 240 years, does that mean that they were literal infants by their species standards?

I swear, if they go full BUDGET on AHF, only to skimp out on the Highway Star and final episodes, I'll fly to Japan and strangle those nips myself.

Gappy makes me happy

Probably.
What baffles me more is how Yotsuyu became a fucking renowned architect when he's not even an adult by human standards, let alone rock human.

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no, it was stated yotsuyu was much older. araki designed the whole pose thing right before the aphex twin fight, he probably just forgot.

aisho was probably an infant, though, given how volatile he was

>Gappy and Tsurugi were child murderers all along

>The Higashikata's kill Rock babies or "Pebbles"

> Gappy and Yasuho killed infants.
What a disgusting couple. They truly deserve one another, and Joshu deserves someone better.

reminder

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It makes sense that Yotsuyu was older, he seemed a lot calmer and more in control of his abilities than Aisho.

Aisho had to have been just a kid though, it explains his naivete, his lack of confidence, and his lack of control over his own body. Poor little guy.

Ova Climax < Anime Climax

The only thing that sucks are the voices

I doubt it. It says they were adolescents, but considering their lifespan their adolescence could be a lot later than a human being's.

>no, it was stated yotsuyu was much older.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

The pose thing is actually kind of neat though because in Aisho's own backstory he uses pose 2 and in the scene where Kira finds him on the ship he uses 3, showing that he has aged since.

Joshu has his mom

Is The World Over Heaven the most OP stand in the series?

How OP would The World Over Heaven Requiem be?

>Aisho had his own house and was dating that girl when he was anywhere between 6 and 12
Araki what the fuck
You've gotten weird since you moved over to Ultra

Its just as powerful as Star Platinum Over Heaven Requiem since its the same type of stand

It's power would be nullifying asspulls.

i want to fuck the priest

I'm not so sure the aging chart and the pose one are meant to correspond to each other.

I though you were dead, Dio, what the hell.

so basically joestar bloodline ends at joseph

You guys reckon there's any chance of a new ED in the last cour?
I'm not counting on it, but still, it'd be nice.

Do you think Pucci and DIO had sex with Pucci making an attempt to stick to his vow of celibacy?
>I'm sorry DIO, but I can't. It's not allowed for a man of the cloth.
>Of course, there's nothing in the rules against being a victim of rape.
>Indeed, if one as powerful and great as you were determined to ravish me, I'd be completely innocent in the eyes of the Lord.
>Really. It could happen any time you like.

I think they are. They're practically placed right under the age stages, and seeing as the first pose is labelled 'one' it sounds as if they start there. Plus, the first pose looks like it's being done by the little baby rock human.

Joshuu makes ME happy

So I have this JoJo dream yesterday.
>I was Gappy looking for Yasuho.
>Enter the Higashikata House
>Hato, Damo, Aisho and one of the A. Phex Twins were in the living room
>Talk to them about how I love Yasuho
>They invite me to an orgy and I say yes.
>Don't remenber almost anything about the orgy but Damo fucked one of the A. Phex Twins in the ass.
>After the orgy Damo call a Taxi and we get in it.
>Start to feel bad and sleepy
>Lean my head in Damo's shoulder and fall asleep
>Damo kiss my forehead

Afer all this I wake up. What does all this mean?

If there was a new ED it would be now playing
licensed music isn't cheap, that's why every season only had one ED

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Yes. And Joseph is rendered incapable of fighting.
Which leaves Jonathan the only one capable of beating Dio.

wtf i love damo now

It means you got their rocks off

I could picture them doing it though a sheet or having their stands fuck

Is Aisho's house where the Higashikata mansion was later built?

Who's your favorite BroJo, anons?

Mine is Gyro.

Polnareff was my favorite but I just started reading Part 7 and Gyro's great.

he probably dies anyway because he's zeppeli

>Whitesnake muttering darkly as The World stoically rams its ass
>DIO and Pucci sitting and watching fully-clothed, holding hands
>'My my, look at us go.'

Part 2 i shit. Kill yourself.

Same here.
But shout out to french reptile, for helping a main crew twice.

Oku and Gyro are perfect

Epic false flag.

Nah. I know it says "mansion", but it's actually a mistranslation by HWMN. The Japanese took the English word and started using it for apartment buildings.

Okuyasu, he's just adorable, and I love his enthusiasm despite being mostly useless.
Gyro practically becomes more of a protag than Johnny.

Is Eyes of Heaven worth buying? Gameplay doesn't look great but I'm interested in Heaven DIO and the story.

Also is there any hope for a new jojo announcement on the anniversary?

Polnareff and Gyro. Honorable mentions to Okuyasu and Hermes too.

Fuck no.

Gameplay is shit, story is just Stardust but worse.

meant new jojo game announcement

Can we all agree that Caesar is worst BroJo?

>No one mentions Speedwagon

wew

do stands have genitalia?

Gyro < Okuyasu < Polnareff < Speedwagon < Mista < Ermes < Ceasar

Baby Face did. There's a precedent.

Everyone on Part 7 becomes more of a protagonist than Johnny. Even Diego.

Caesar is objectively the worst brojo

All BroJos are great except Caesar and Joshuu

All I can think is that Oglaf comic

yes, and Stroheim is the best

>I didn't actually read part 7
Okay.

Shit. I spoiled myself about HDIO's stand. How did they even beat this shit? Please don't tell me "same type of stand" again

And Red Hot Chili Dong

user... I..

SpeedWeed does not need to be mentioned. He's an ever present ally, summoned with every mention of the Joestars.

Oh user..
We did told you its a worse version of SDC

Well...

I really wanted to like Caesar but he was starved of any sort of relevance. The only fight in the series that he won was against that instructor guy and that happened off-screen, for everything else he was either absent or got his shit kicked in.

I still kind of like him, though. Since he partially spawned the idea of Gyro I'll always be grateful for that.

I did read Part 7, I just feel that Johnny got overshadowed by Diego, HotPants and Gyro.

Im sorry user... i....

I just told you it's Stardust but worse. You know how they beat him.

To be quite honest I want dildos based on stand designs. Especially the Crazy D.

>Joshuu
Not even an ally, let alone a brojo.

>The World beaming amiably as Whitesnake fists it
I fucking love Oglaf

>On Steel Ball Run
>Get to Roadagains backstory

Man that change to a seinen magazine is starting to show, shit got pretty dark there

Gyro dies.
Valentine brings out a Diego with Za Warudo.

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Holy fucking shit seriously

Wow user you're pretty cool

That Diego puts the corpse in a safe.
The kid Gyro wanted to save dies.

user...

ok

All the world loves a lover