OMFG. If you're a Democrat, then you are literally SHAKING today because Mueller just handed us total power.
Like, 2018 will be a veto proof Blue Wave that will make the Dem majority in 2008 look tiny POWER.
Like, Donald Dumbfuck is going to jail for the rest of his life POWER.
Like, I actually feel a teensy-tiny smidge of sympathy for how bad Pence is going to get wrecked in 2020 because he won't be able to shake the traitorous, pro-Putin stench of Pussygrabber POWER.
Like, the GOP won't be a viable party again for at least a generation POWER.
Like, we're going to have SINGLE PAYER FUCKING HEALTHCARE without a shred of opposition POWER.
Like, we're going to enact hate speech laws to kick talk hate off the radio and get ISPs to ban racist frogposters from the fucking internet when they see evil shit POWER.
Like, white cops will be scared to even look at black kids the wrong way POWER.
Like, we're going to give Russia an ultimatum: pull out of Syria, give Crimea back, or we will start bombing your positions in 24 hours POWER.
Like, there will be five Muslim women to every token white man in the next Presidential administration, and there's nothing the far right can do about it except scream, POWER.
Like...holy fucking shit. The power, the power, the motherfucking POWER you are placing into our hands.
Donald Dumbfuck talked about how tired we're going to get of winning. He just didn't know he was talking about how his shameful impeachment and FIRST EVER removal from office would bring so much winning for the left.
So fucking much.
Shaking.
Give us ten years. The United States will be completely unrecognizable to today's redneck, regressive white fucking trailer trash, and we have Dumbfuck to thank for handing us the keys!
