You're in the club and this guy slaps you GF's ass. What do you do?

You're in the club and this guy slaps you GF's ass. What do you do?

Mourn her loss

>walk out of club
>down the street
>past the rail road tracks
>find GF's corpse shredded from the force of being butt slapped by the equivalent of a train moving at mach 3
>call cops
>go home
>roll for dubs

Cry because the tsundere gf I just got was gibbed right next to me. Maybe try to collect the pieces and go on a journey to deliver them to her family and then write a manga about the experience

>having a gf in the first place

F

He wouldn't

attend her funeral

Try to find her remains

>one punch meme
That ninja dude must have indestructible balls. How did he even get captured with such durability?

And then one punch him.

Ask ONE to stop throwing his drawings at my gf's ass.

Does Saitama even care about women? He seems too wrapped up in his hero lifestyle to even be concerned about getting a girlfriend or anything.

Start preparing the funeral I guess. Jesus fuck man, what a terrible way to go.

He fell on his fist, not get punched. So it was like falling balls-first into a steel beam rather than getting punched by Saitama. Painful as fuck but not lethal.

Slap his ass

I go home and wash off all the blood and gibs

This is the most horrific typesetting I've seen in my life

Slap my dick straight to his ass

>gf
I don't have a gf, I don't like 3DPD.
fuck off normalfag

This.

>gf