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I didn't think that was possible for Leafs

based leafs unite

forgot pic

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Corrections due to limited questions....
Economic Axis: Centrist
Diplomatic Axis: No change
Civil Axis: Very liberal
Societal Axis: Extremely Progressive

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if you prefer internationalism over nationalism, theres no hope for you.

just die

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everytime I take the test I am a fascist. Well I guess I am then.

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Economic Axis: Social

74.4%
25.6%

Diplomatic Axis: Internationalist

22.9%
77.1%

Civil Axis: Libertarian

84.2%

Societal Axis: Revolutionary

90.2%

Closest Match: Libertarian Socialism


I am honestly not sure of what libertarian socialism is supoosed to be.

Neo-Liberals unite

>70 questions

Sorry, im busy studying for my medical school exam. Can let the poo in loos and warrior girls beat me out of my match slot!

Christian Fundamentalism

windows key snipping tool

>8shit values
toplmao

How do you do fellow neolibs?

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He might be using windows 10. I'm not sure the dumpster fire has the snipping feature.

you guys are fucking pussies

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AVE IMPERATOR

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opps that the old one, heres the new one

should I become a Falangist?

u wot m8

I'm posting from android.

Yeah, that's about right.

Hill Shill reporting.

>MFW fence sitter
>MFW to ignorant to hold strong ideology or conviction

>things specific to my country
Im an unionist, i do not support populist secesionist movements and in fact think cooperation with our neighbor portugal would be beneficial to both

>to ignorant
Awkward.

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Which definition of the word liberal are they using in this one, European or American?

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I got:

Economic Axis: Centrist, at 43.9% Equality, and 56.1% Markets

Diplomatic Axis: Nationalist, at 86.2% Nation and 13.8 World

Civil Axis: Authoritarian, Liberty 18.5%/Authoritarian 81.5%

Societal Axis: Traditional, Tradition 70.9%/Progress 29.1%

And I was classified as a fascist.

At least it goes with the flag.

ALT RIGHT

Dictatorship (that of course, claims to be collectively owned) that goals to save the world by ending world hunger while everyone eats the same thing and lives in the same box while curing cancer because everyone has 10 PhDs, but actually doesn't have enough money or moral to accomplish any of it with out stealing ideas from .

Dictatorship that starts off strong, but eventually loses all of it's workforce because the masses are so poor they aren't actually allowed to use the roads, colleges, and parks that the elites' wealth created. Reads propaganda and goes full french rev.

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le datamining thread

pretty accurate

Fascist reporting in

I guess this makes me a part of le alt right may may then huh?

mine is superior

scum

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Get a load of this faggot lmao go back to facebook

If you don't get some form of fascism on this test you should probably kys

brother

>10% more for equality
ew what are you gay?

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ron paul 2020

socialist detected

Why are amerifags such cucks?
You are either born poor or rich and you're gonna stay poor or rich.

Whats this mean?

> 4 false dichotomies
How the fuck tradition and progress are the opposites?

Nastions authority and rights?
National diplomatic interests as "mutually beneficial"?
Equal opportunities are not what market is?

That is another leftiest propaganda shitstain like "political compass" is.

Theocratic Distributism

Yeah pretty much. I'd imagine results will greatly differ based on culture though.

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It means you need to leave

Statist?

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My Man!

A lot of questions (such as spreading culture) might be a bit different than I would like them due to Canada being batshit insane leftist right now.

At least you aren't one of those "Fascist Capitalism" retards.

I'm lmaoing @ all these wannabe ancaps and libertarians with less 90% capitalist axis
You're phonies, all of you.

got three of my favorite words: balanced, moderate, and centrist (I am an exciting person). The questionnaire was poorly designed though; lots of vague questions...but I guess that's why it's called 8 values.

Fuck off you retarded stormfag. Hitler embraced the free market on the path to recovery and eventual economic dominance.

Hey, I'm not some stupid communist who doesn't understand that the free market works.

I'm a guy that thinks that the interests of the nation come before the 'free market'
A lot of the immigration these days is being called for by rich jewish capitalists who want cheap labor.

Use it when it works, but it's hardly an ideal to strive for.

shit
pretty good
trash
trash
you'll be the first one on the ropes, radical faggot
spineless
okay
hang yourself
garbage, you probably like democracy or some shit
not bad, though I wouldn't quite say it's christian fundamentalism
you're way too capitalist for that
bleh
communism is slowly growing and festering inside you
garbage
kill yourself
not traditional nor capitalist enough
nice
trash
okay
faggot
decent
I recommend reading some Hans Hermann Hoppe
the flag says it all
same as pretty good
you'd be fine if you appreciated capitalism some more
trash, you're either a bit of a faggot or a recently converted leftists

alright I'm sick of replying to you faggots
most of you are a bunch of fucking leftists, just as much as I'd expect from nu-Sup Forums

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>Oy vey support capitalism, goy.
>Yes, goyim, give me more shekels!
>Don't you want more immigrants, goy? It's good for the economy
>Don't worry about the us rich chosen people getting richer while you get poorer, it'll trickle down eventually!

We don't have a free market as of right now. We haven't had it since the 20's and for a short while during the 80's. What issues the West is facing today are barely caused by the free market, as it has essentially stopped functioning like how it naturally should. Governments are far too interventionist in every Western country for there to be a genuine free market.

"THE FREE MARKET HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED"
doesn't that sound familiar...

I'll say it before and I'll say it again.

The end results of Capitalism and Communism are identical: a small group of jewish elites controlling the masses of impoverished gentiles.

That's not an argument and you know it. Not to mention a straw man.

Yeah, I'm just giving you shit.

National SOCIALISM is far closer to Communism than capitalism will ever be you mongrel.
>end result is a totalitarian dictatorial state with no divine right to rule that oppresses minorities and colludes with similar regimes until they're no longer useful, while claiming to be carrying out the will of the people and or working to protect and further the nation's interests
Except for a few economical differences, Communism and national socialism are extremely similar. And before you go screeching about how Communism is pro degeneracy and anti-traditionalist, that's only post modern Marxism. I'm talking Stalinism and Bolshevism here, the only Communistic ideologies that ever became relevant.

Communism and National Socialism are only really similar in that they both oppose rampant capitalism.

>end result is a totalitarian dictatorial state with no divine right to rule that oppresses minorities and colludes with similar regimes until they're no longer useful, while claiming to be carrying out the will of the people and or working to protect and further the nation's interests
Uh is there anything wrong with this?

It's just a bunch of scary words to make something good sound bad.
>Strong government that defends the people's interest, maintains ethnic homogeneity, and realizes that allies only are allies when they'll actually help you.

You're such a dumb motherfucker. The point went completely over your head. That green text describes both Russia under Stalin and Nazi Germany in the very same paragraph. They both shared and did all of these things,

Here ya go

You could literally make the exact same fucking generalization about the United States of America at that time if you threw in enough fnords.

>Antifa are the real Nazis!
this is you right now

hi

make way niggers

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Centrist master race.

I consider myself a Jeffersonian liberal though.

Forgot the image, fug

No, you really couldn't. It was hardly dictatorial or totalitarian, and the democratic elites outright refused any notion of an America First policy, never ever claiming that what they were doing was in the interest of the nation. They were already internationalists at that point.